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by John Mc » Sat Nov 10, 2012 7:22 am
Following a fish and chip supper meet earlier this week, I was posed with the question of moral dillemma....
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by WR1 Bro » Sat Nov 10, 2012 10:05 am
I'm on the floor laughing. Oh man, what an evening.
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by Bonovox » Sat Nov 10, 2012 10:49 am
What about option D ?
Lock her back up in the cellar
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by John Mc » Sat Nov 10, 2012 11:57 am
Something you want to confess to, Bono?
Quality evening, Bro. Love ripping Mega. Oops wrong thread...
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by Megaman » Sat Nov 10, 2012 2:00 pm
LMAO - that came out wrong!
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by Crockel » Sat Nov 10, 2012 3:55 pm
What does 'making love to a girl' mean? Does it mean the same as throwing a length up the stench trench?
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by John Mc » Sat Nov 10, 2012 5:03 pm
Quality Crock, stench trench = back doors?
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by Crockel » Sat Nov 10, 2012 5:17 pm
John Mc Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) wrote::rofl: Quality Crock, stench trench = back doors?
Varies from one girl to another I think- sometimes the front door doesn't smell much fresher than the back
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by Azyman » Sat Nov 10, 2012 6:25 pm
Go home to the wife is what I do
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by John Mc » Sat Nov 10, 2012 11:02 pm
Crockel wrote:John Mc Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) wrote::rofl: Quality Crock, stench trench = back doors?
Varies from one girl to another I think- sometimes the front door doesn't smell much fresher than the back
Is that when they wipe their arse from back to front and spread the shit?
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by John Mc » Sat Nov 10, 2012 11:05 pm
Azyman wrote:Go home to the wife is what I do
Regular occurrence then Geoff??
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by Crockel » Sun Nov 11, 2012 9:09 am
John Mc Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) wrote:Crockel wrote:John Mc Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) wrote::rofl: Quality Crock, stench trench = back doors?
Varies from one girl to another I think- sometimes the front door doesn't smell much fresher than the back
Is that when they wipe their arse from back to front and spread the shit?
To be honest some days I prefer a good shit to getting my leg over . At least you don't have to lay there and cuddle a turd for an hour afterwards
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PS You guessed right, I didn't vote A.
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by WR1 Bro » Sun Nov 11, 2012 9:16 am
Crockel wrote:John Mc Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) wrote:Crockel wrote:John Mc Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) wrote::rofl: Quality Crock, stench trench = back doors?
Varies from one girl to another I think- sometimes the front door doesn't smell much fresher than the back
Is that when they wipe their arse from back to front and spread the shit?
To be honest some days I prefer a good shit to getting my leg over . At least you don't have to lay there and cuddle a turd for an hour afterwards L PS You guessed right, I didn't vote A.
You two need to get a room.
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by Crockel » Sun Nov 11, 2012 8:11 pm
WR1 Bro wrote:Crockel wrote:John Mc Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) wrote:Crockel wrote:John Mc Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) wrote::rofl: Quality Crock, stench trench = back doors?
Varies from one girl to another I think- sometimes the front door doesn't smell much fresher than the back
Is that when they wipe their arse from back to front and spread the shit?
To be honest some days I prefer a good shit to getting my leg over . At least you don't have to lay there and cuddle a turd for an hour afterwards L PS You guessed right, I didn't vote A.
You two need to get a room.
A mouth's a mouth
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by WR1 Bro » Sun Nov 11, 2012 8:30 pm
Crockel wrote:WR1 Bro wrote:Crockel wrote:John Mc Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) wrote:Crockel wrote:John Mc Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) wrote::rofl: Quality Crock, stench trench = back doors?
Varies from one girl to another I think- sometimes the front door doesn't smell much fresher than the back
Is that when they wipe their arse from back to front and spread the shit?
To be honest some days I prefer a good shit to getting my leg over . At least you don't have to lay there and cuddle a turd for an hour afterwards L PS You guessed right, I didn't vote A.
You two need to get a room.
A mouth's a mouth
With that attitude it explains why so many ugly birds get pregnant.
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by Crockel » Sun Nov 11, 2012 8:36 pm
WR1 Bro wrote:Crockel wrote:WR1 Bro wrote:Crockel wrote:John Mc Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) wrote:Crockel wrote:John Mc Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) wrote::rofl: Quality Crock, stench trench = back doors?
Varies from one girl to another I think- sometimes the front door doesn't smell much fresher than the back
Is that when they wipe their arse from back to front and spread the shit?
To be honest some days I prefer a good shit to getting my leg over . At least you don't have to lay there and cuddle a turd for an hour afterwards L PS You guessed right, I didn't vote A.
You two need to get a room.
A mouth's a mouth
With that attitude it explains why so many ugly birds get pregnant.
I think you have mixed me up with someone else Bro. My wife is hot to trot- here's a photo of her:
There are some more photos of her in this month's 'Hirsute Pursuits' if you would like to see her modelling a tasty little crotchless number.
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by John Mc » Mon Nov 12, 2012 7:14 am
Would you take offence to me calling your wife a munter, Crock?
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by Crockel » Mon Nov 12, 2012 8:39 am
John Mc Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) wrote:Would you take offence to me calling your wife a munter, Crock?
Yes I would!
In the right light and from the right angle she looks f*cking gorgeous (I am however admittedly still looking for that right light and angle).
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by Gary75 » Mon Nov 12, 2012 3:14 pm
Crockel wrote:John Mc Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) wrote:Would you take offence to me calling your wife a munter, Crock?
Yes I would! In the right light and from the right angle she looks f*cking gorgeous (I am however admittedly still looking for that right light and angle). L
Would the sun do?? at the right angle that would blot her fookin ugly face out for good..... As for those teeth no way would she be sucking my Germans helmet, them front teeth would catch on the ridge of my hat and cause all sorts of problems
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by John Mc » Mon Nov 12, 2012 3:16 pm
Gary75 wrote:Crockel wrote:John Mc Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) wrote:Would you take offence to me calling your wife a munter, Crock?
Yes I would! In the right light and from the right angle she looks f*cking gorgeous (I am however admittedly still looking for that right light and angle). L
Would the sun do?? at the right angle that would blot her fookin ugly face out for good..... As for those teeth no way would she be sucking my Germans helmet, them front teeth would catch on the ridge of my hat and cause all sorts of problems
Fookin Quality Gaz...
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by Gary75 » Mon Nov 12, 2012 3:20 pm
Reading through the thread, some of you lads must have been with some right minging birds with dodgy pussys
The pussy should be sweet and moist no nasty smells or odd odours???
If so, steer fookin clear, or you will end up with knob rot
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by WR1 Bro » Mon Nov 12, 2012 3:43 pm
You boys need to grow up this is a car forum. You are all placed on a yellow card. One more warning and I get to delete John
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by John Mc » Mon Nov 12, 2012 3:57 pm
WR1 Bro wrote:You boys need to grow up this is a car forum. You are all placed on a yellow card. One more warning and I get to delete John
Are we all on the same yellow card or are we on separate ones?
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by Gary75 » Mon Nov 12, 2012 4:15 pm
WR1 Bro wrote:You boys need to grow up this is a car forum. You are all placed on a yellow card. One more warning and I get to delete John
I couldnt agree more, reading through some early threads on here when the WR1 was new and costing £29995 a different class of person with better intellect and grammer was around...now the car is in the £10000 bracket the tone has somewhat lowered to my kind of style
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by John Mc » Mon Nov 12, 2012 4:53 pm
Gary75 wrote:WR1 Bro wrote:You boys need to grow up this is a car forum. You are all placed on a yellow card. One more warning and I get to delete John
I couldnt agree more, reading through some early threads on here when the WR1 was new and costing £29995 a different class of person with better intellect and grammer was around...now the car is in the £10000 bracket the tone has somewhat lowered to my kind of style
... GRAMMER?
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by Gary75 » Mon Nov 12, 2012 5:53 pm
John Mc Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) wrote:Gary75 wrote:WR1 Bro wrote:You boys need to grow up this is a car forum. You are all placed on a yellow card. One more warning and I get to delete John
I couldnt agree more, reading through some early threads on here when the WR1 was new and costing £29995 a different class of person with better intellect and grammer was around...now the car is in the £10000 bracket the tone has somewhat lowered to my kind of style
... GRAMMER?
Just my point grammar........
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by SteveS » Mon Nov 12, 2012 7:04 pm
Gary75 wrote:John Mc Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) wrote:Gary75 wrote:WR1 Bro wrote:You boys need to grow up this is a car forum. You are all placed on a yellow card. One more warning and I get to delete John
I couldnt agree more, reading through some early threads on here when the WR1 was new and costing £29995 a different class of person with better intellect and grammer was around...now the car is in the £10000 bracket the tone has somewhat lowered to my kind of style
... GRAMMER?
Just my point grammar........
Is that an essex/ brummie term..............innit
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by John Mc » Mon Nov 12, 2012 9:49 pm
SteveS wrote:Gary75 wrote:John Mc Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) wrote:Gary75 wrote:WR1 Bro wrote:You boys need to grow up this is a car forum. You are all placed on a yellow card. One more warning and I get to delete John
I couldnt agree more, reading through some early threads on here when the WR1 was new and costing £29995 a different class of person with better intellect and grammer was around...now the car is in the £10000 bracket the tone has somewhat lowered to my kind of style
... GRAMMER?
Just my point grammar........
Is that an essex/ brummie term..............innit
BRO? is it a Brummie term?
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