by marky mark » Thu Jul 05, 2007 2:45 pm
We have this on P1woc every now and again. Can be quite amusing. Have to answer some set questions.
Some take it more seriously than others.
Scutch wrote:Real Name : Bert
![Image](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v113/bertfurry/donkeyav.jpg)
Age : 14
Birthplace : Bertville
Current Location : Bertville
Marital Status : With Mrs Bert
Occupation : Desk Jockey
Joined P1woc In : Can't remember
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Favourite Members on P1woc : Scutcharinaldinho, Sonic, Benny Window Cleaner, Essexcatlover, Tomo, Marky, Pete P1, Section 5, Pink fella, Scrappy fella, Yupmeister and loads of others I can't be ar$ed to mention
Most Annoying Member and Why : Viv. He's a <moderated> and is <moderated>, and why can't he just <moderated> plus he <moderated> and <moderated>
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Favourite...
Food : Anything that goes moo, baa, oink or cluck
![Image](http://www.kinokiller.de/muuuh/animalfarm.jpg)
Drink : Good quality coffee
Film : The Killer, Infernal Affairs, Fist of Legend
Football/Rugby/Other Sports Team : Accrington Stanley
![Image](http://www.football.co.uk/shared/images/teams/accrington_stanley.jpg)
Actor/Actress : Jackie Chan, Jennifer Love Hewitt
![Image](http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/9577/jchannh0.jpg)
![Image](http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/3281/jenniferlovehewittpg3.jpg)
![Image](http://news.softpedia.com/images/news2/Jennifer-Love-Hewitt-Terrified-When-Filming-The-Pilot-For-Ghost-Whisperer-2.jpg)
![Image](http://www.hollywoodauditions.com/CelebertyPhotos/jennifer_hewitt.jpg)
TV programme : Father of the Pride. Larry is my hero.
![Image](http://epguides.com/FatherofthePride/cast.jpg)
TV presenter : Charlotte Church
![Image](http://www.manchesteronline.co.uk/ContentResources/383.$plit/C_17_photogallery_279_list_photo_list_photo_item_0_photo.jpg)
Song : N'joi - Anthem.
Singer/Band : Dunno. I like a bit of hip hop (sort of stuff that Dre produces) and early/mid 90's dance stuff.
![Image](http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/8176/hiphopru4.jpg)
Computer Game : Resident Evil 4. There is a switch. Will you push it?
Dream 3 car garage : 997 Turbo, M5, Zonda Roadster
![Image](http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/8355/t1p5pqmx3.jpg)
![Image](http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/7126/acschnitzerasc5sportm51240nv4.jpg)
![Image](http://www.diseno-art.com/images/Pagani-Zonda-Roadster.jpg)
Perfect Dream Women : Mrs Bert
![Image](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/34/Tv_sesame_street_ernie.jpg/250px-Tv_sesame_street_ernie.jpg)
All time WWE Wrestler : The Undertaker
![Image](http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/9321/aago043theundertaker175postersaf7.jpg)
Non-Car-Related Website : www.kfc.co.uk
![Image](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a9/KFC.jpg/200px-KFC.jpg)
Likes : Food, sleep, eating, lazing
Dislikes : Brown cheese and blue cheese
Goals : To be on the Dragon's Den panel
![Image](http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/1497/dragonsden280105450x450gr9.jpg)
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Sum up P1woc in three words : All. You. Need.
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Who Should be Interviewed Next and Why : Stealth
What Do You Like Most About That Person : His pert posterior
Random Question to ask that Person : Is it true your username is due to your dropping lots of "silent but deadlies"?
Reply to Question set by Sonic69 (Bert is it true that you are a Nurse - if not is it true that you have in the past dressed up as a Nurse?) : Yes and No
If JP is Roland Rat, them I am Errol the Hamster... His number 1 fan.