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 by marky mark » Tue Feb 27, 2007 10:01 pm
Waking around aimlessely......Sweating like a Vicar recruiting choirboys........Telling anyone who would care to listen that you are doing 9 miles when in reality it's 900 yards 
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by SPIKE LIKE MIKE » Tue Feb 27, 2007 10:02 pm
marky mark wrote:Waking around aimlessely......Sweating like a Vicar recruiting choirboys........Telling anyone who would care to listen that you are doing 9 miles when in reality it's 900 yards
PMSL...he called me and said he's done 60miles in a week!!!  whilst sat on a bench perspiring like a Hog in the summer sun Crash bang wollop!!
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by marky mark » Tue Feb 27, 2007 10:04 pm
Spike "THE LEGEND" Mike XXX wrote:marky mark wrote:Waking around aimlessely......Sweating like a Vicar recruiting choirboys........Telling anyone who would care to listen that you are doing 9 miles when in reality it's 900 yards
PMSL...he called me and said he's done 60miles in a week!!! whilst sat on a bench perspiring like a Hog in the summer sun
Called me as well. I reckon he is sat by the pond with a brandy giving it the deep breathing while he phones people......As if anyone believe he walks anywhere! 
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by WR1 Bro » Tue Feb 27, 2007 10:05 pm
 I was sitting in my backyard with large glass of brandy, a couple of hot dogs and a fire burning... You boys actually believed me.
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by SPIKE LIKE MIKE » Tue Feb 27, 2007 10:06 pm
marky mark wrote:Spike "THE LEGEND" Mike XXX wrote:marky mark wrote:Waking around aimlessely......Sweating like a Vicar recruiting choirboys........Telling anyone who would care to listen that you are doing 9 miles when in reality it's 900 yards
PMSL...he called me and said he's done 60miles in a week!!! whilst sat on a bench perspiring like a Hog in the summer sun
Called me as well. I reckon he is sat by the pond with a brandy giving it the deep breathing while he phones people......As if anyone believe he walks anywhere!
probably walked onto the golf course - shouted "fore" lifted the flag and pushed a large brown into the hole!!! Crash bang wollop!!
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by marky mark » Tue Feb 27, 2007 10:06 pm
You also said you had not had a brandy since Xmas. Sooooo full of sh1t you are my friend!
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by marky mark » Tue Feb 27, 2007 10:07 pm
Spike "THE LEGEND" Mike XXX wrote:marky mark wrote:Spike "THE LEGEND" Mike XXX wrote:marky mark wrote:Waking around aimlessely......Sweating like a Vicar recruiting choirboys........Telling anyone who would care to listen that you are doing 9 miles when in reality it's 900 yards
PMSL...he called me and said he's done 60miles in a week!!! whilst sat on a bench perspiring like a Hog in the summer sun
Called me as well. I reckon he is sat by the pond with a brandy giving it the deep breathing while he phones people......As if anyone believe he walks anywhere!
probably walked onto the golf course - shouted "fore" lifted the flag and pushed a large brown into the hole!!!
PMSL>!!!!!
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by SPIKE LIKE MIKE » Tue Feb 27, 2007 10:07 pm
marky mark wrote:You also said you had not had a brandy since Xmas. Sooooo full of sh1t you are my friend!
Must agree Im sure I seen him drinking brandy!!  Crash bang wollop!!
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by WR1 Bro » Tue Feb 27, 2007 10:08 pm
PMSL at you two...
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by SPIKE LIKE MIKE » Tue Feb 27, 2007 10:09 pm
WR1 Bro wrote:PMSL at you two...
PMSL...at you!!!  Crash bang wollop!!
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by marky mark » Tue Feb 27, 2007 10:15 pm
" I walk at 1 mile every 15 minutes"
Your ass lags behind the rest of you (due to inertia) by 1 yard every mile, meaning that your belly crosses the front door 46 seconds before your peachy white butt on a 1 mile walk.
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by WR1 Bro » Tue Feb 27, 2007 10:36 pm
marky mark wrote:" I walk at 1 mile every 15 minutes"
Your ass lags behind the rest of you (due to inertia) by 1 yard every mile, meaning that your belly crosses the front door 46 seconds before your peachy white butt on a 1 mile walk.
Ouch...
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by WR1 Bro » Tue Feb 27, 2007 10:37 pm
WR1 Bro wrote:marky mark wrote:" I walk at 1 mile every 15 minutes"
Your ass lags behind the rest of you (due to inertia) by 1 yard every mile, meaning that your belly crosses the front door 46 seconds before your peachy white butt on a 1 mile walk.
Ouch...
I forgot to open the door in time to let my belly in da house... PSML!
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