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Detango lights 199

PostPosted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 10:33 pm
by markyp2
Hi every one just got myself a 1 no 199 an want to de tango it so any advise whould b grate on how, were to get the new lens an some bright bulbs an witch ones anyone recomends.?

PostPosted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 9:36 am
by Foley

PostPosted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 9:42 am
by M9JOC
And order some silvertec bulbs :D

PostPosted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 9:48 am
by Foley
M9JOC wrote:And order some silvertec bulbs :D


Thought that would be common sense :lol:

PostPosted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 1:04 pm
by Megaman
Foley wrote:
M9JOC wrote:And order some silvertec bulbs :D


Thought that would be common sense :lol:


Are you trying to imply that the Scottish have common sense :suss:

PostPosted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 3:03 pm
by M9JOC
we did when we invented:

Anaesthetics
Beta-blockers
Bicycles
Cash credit
Colour photography
Cotton-reel threads
Continuous electric light
Criminal finger-printing
Decimal points
Fax machines
Financial services by telephone
Fountain pens
Electro-magnetism
Hollow pipe drainage
Hypodermic syringes
Insulin
Kaleidoscopes
Lime cordial
Motor insurance
Noble gases
Paraffin
Postage stamps
Quinine
Radar
Reflecting telescopes
Retail banking
Savings banks
Tarmac
Ultrasound scanners
Universal standard time
Vacuum flasks
Waterproof mackintoshes
Wave-powered electricity generators

all of the above came from Gods Country........ :D

PostPosted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 3:20 pm
by Foley
M9JOC wrote:we did when we invented:

Anaesthetics
Beta-blockers
Bicycles
Cash credit
Colour photography
Cotton-reel threads
Continuous electric light
Criminal finger-printing
Decimal points
Fax machines
Financial services by telephone
Fountain pens
Electro-magnetism
Hollow pipe drainage
Hypodermic syringes
Insulin
Kaleidoscopes
Lime cordial
Motor insurance
Noble gases
Paraffin
Postage stamps
Quinine
Radar
Reflecting telescopes
Retail banking
Savings banks
Tarmac
Ultrasound scanners
Universal standard time
Vacuum flasks
Waterproof mackintoshes
Wave-powered electricity generators

all of the above came from Gods Country........ :D


There's alot more than that aswell :wink:

PostPosted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 3:26 pm
by M9JOC
Foley wrote:
M9JOC wrote:we did when we invented:

Anaesthetics
Beta-blockers
Bicycles
Cash credit
Colour photography
Cotton-reel threads
Continuous electric light
Criminal finger-printing
Decimal points
Fax machines
Financial services by telephone
Fountain pens
Electro-magnetism
Hollow pipe drainage
Hypodermic syringes
Insulin
Kaleidoscopes
Lime cordial
Motor insurance
Noble gases
Paraffin
Postage stamps
Quinine
Radar
Reflecting telescopes
Retail banking
Savings banks
Tarmac
Ultrasound scanners
Universal standard time
Vacuum flasks
Waterproof mackintoshes
Wave-powered electricity generators

all of the above came from Gods Country........ :D


There's alot more than that aswell :wink:



I know we are an incredible race.........

English inventions......

rape
Country ruining through immigration
yardies
and spikkin Ghetto Aiiite

Take a bow!!!

PostPosted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 5:37 pm
by WR 1mposter
M9JOC wrote:
Foley wrote:
M9JOC wrote:we did when we invented:

Anaesthetics
Beta-blockers
Bicycles
Cash credit
Colour photography
Cotton-reel threads
Continuous electric light
Criminal finger-printing
Decimal points
Fax machines
Financial services by telephone
Fountain pens
Electro-magnetism
Hollow pipe drainage
Hypodermic syringes
Insulin
Kaleidoscopes
Lime cordial
Motor insurance
Noble gases
Paraffin
Postage stamps
Quinine
Radar
Reflecting telescopes
Retail banking
Savings banks
Tarmac
Ultrasound scanners
Universal standard time
Vacuum flasks
Waterproof mackintoshes
Wave-powered electricity generators

all of the above came from Gods Country........ :D


There's alot more than that aswell :wink:



I know we are an incredible race.........

English inventions......

rape
Country ruining through immigration
yardies
and spikkin Ghetto Aiiite

Take a bow!!!


dont forget the original retard too :lol:

PostPosted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 6:21 am
by John Mc
Foley wrote:
M9JOC wrote:we did when we invented:

Anaesthetics
Beta-blockers
Bicycles
Cash credit
Colour photography
Cotton-reel threads
Continuous electric light
Criminal finger-printing
Decimal points
Fax machines
Financial services by telephone
Fountain pens
Electro-magnetism
Hollow pipe drainage
Hypodermic syringes
Insulin
Kaleidoscopes
Lime cordial
Motor insurance
Noble gases
Paraffin
Postage stamps
Quinine
Radar
Reflecting telescopes
Retail banking
Savings banks
Tarmac
Ultrasound scanners
Universal standard time
Vacuum flasks
Waterproof mackintoshes
Wave-powered electricity generators

all of the above came from Gods Country........ :D


There's alot more than that aswell :wink:


Yeah, we invented the Scottish :lol:

lights

PostPosted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 10:05 am
by markyp2
Cheers mate good link an really good destructions a mean instructions,whould like to no which recipe book he got the idea from..

PostPosted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 10:45 am
by Clark
Dont forget the scots also invented Football - and we have the worlds most successfull club in the mighty Glasgow Rangers 8) :wink:

PostPosted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 11:04 am
by Bonovox
:toofunny:



Clark wrote: and we have the worlds most successfull club in the mighty Glasgow Rangers 8) :wink:

PostPosted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 11:20 am
by WR1 Bro
Don't forget, we "allowed" you to have a moderator.

PostPosted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 1:22 pm
by Clark
Bonovox wrote::toofunny:



Clark wrote: and we have the worlds most successfull club in the mighty Glasgow Rangers 8) :wink:


Laugh all you want, it's Fact - Rangers are the worlds most successfull team in club football, even more so with title number 53 all but wrapped up!

PostPosted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 1:44 pm
by M9JOC
Clark wrote:
Bonovox wrote::toofunny:



Clark wrote: and we have the worlds most successfull club in the mighty Glasgow Rangers 8) :wink:


Laugh all you want, it's Fact - Rangers are the worlds most successfull team in club football, even more so with title number 53 all but wrapped up!


When did an english team last beat rangers?? We humped Man city in the summer, year before that beat chelsea. Everytime we play an English team we win. The The English bottled playing us when we were ranked 1 place above them under McLeish.

Scotland has an identity Known all over the world. Every country knows of the Scots and our heritage. What is Englands modern day identity the Burka.?? Face it there is none left.

PostPosted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 1:51 pm
by John Mc
M9JOC wrote: Every country knows of the Scots and our heritage.


Quite true, I've often heard the terms pissed and haggis quoted in many references. You must be so proud :lol:

PostPosted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 1:58 pm
by M9JOC
John Mc Tiddler (Dogging Expert) wrote:
M9JOC wrote: Every country knows of the Scots and our heritage.


Quite true, I've often heard the terms pissed and haggis quoted in many references. You must be so proud :lol:


Whisky!! Well we have to pick up Englands Trillion pound black hole with something, So our thrieving Whisky industry or our Multi Billion Oil Industry- And we only have 6m people to pay for so why are we not the richest country in the world...........................??

Because Our Neighbours spend it all.

PostPosted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 1:58 pm
by Foley
John Mc Tiddler (Dogging Expert) wrote:
M9JOC wrote: Every country knows of the Scots and our heritage.


Quite true, I've often heard the terms pissed and haggis quoted in many references. You must be so proud :lol:


Well it better than being an arrogant english c*nt :lol:

Thats what all the foreigners think of you abroard and there not wrong :lol:
Yous are just bout as bad as the germans :lol:

PostPosted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 2:00 pm
by Clark
M9JOC wrote:
Clark wrote:
Bonovox wrote::toofunny:



Clark wrote: and we have the worlds most successfull club in the mighty Glasgow Rangers 8) :wink:


Laugh all you want, it's Fact - Rangers are the worlds most successfull team in club football, even more so with title number 53 all but wrapped up!


When did an english team last beat rangers?? We humped Man city in the summer, year before that beat chelsea. Everytime we play an English team we win. The The English bottled playing us when we were ranked 1 place above them under McLeish.

Scotland has an identity Known all over the world. Every country knows of the Scots and our heritage. What is Englands modern day identity the Burka.?? Face it there is none left.


We'll keep the Arsenal game at the Emirates as a secret though, that one wasn't too great :wink: :oops: :lol:

PostPosted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 2:04 pm
by M9JOC
Foley wrote:
John Mc Tiddler (Dogging Expert) wrote:
M9JOC wrote: Every country knows of the Scots and our heritage.


Quite true, I've often heard the terms pissed and haggis quoted in many references. You must be so proud :lol:


Well it better than being an arrogant english c*nt :lol:

Thats what all the foreigners think of you abroard and there not wrong :lol:
Yous are just bout as bad as the germans :lol:


When i was 16 i was over playing football in Holland with Formartine. 3 of us went out till late and were in an amusement arcade, A group of maybe 10-15 youths bigger than us came over and gave us abuse and said English and England in the statement of abuse we received. then grabbed my mate calling him an asehole or something, I said we aint English we are Scottish. Mood on them changed straight away they apologised they were shacking our hands bought us a coke cola and took us too this club with them we had an ace night.

See the difference.....

PostPosted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 2:06 pm
by M9JOC
Clark wrote:
M9JOC wrote:
Clark wrote:
Bonovox wrote::toofunny:



Clark wrote: and we have the worlds most successfull club in the mighty Glasgow Rangers 8) :wink:


Laugh all you want, it's Fact - Rangers are the worlds most successfull team in club football, even more so with title number 53 all but wrapped up!


When did an english team last beat rangers?? We humped Man city in the summer, year before that beat chelsea. Everytime we play an English team we win. The The English bottled playing us when we were ranked 1 place above them under McLeish.

Scotland has an identity Known all over the world. Every country knows of the Scots and our heritage. What is Englands modern day identity the Burka.?? Face it there is none left.


We'll keep the Arsenal game at the Emirates as a secret though, that one wasn't too great :wink: :oops: :lol:


Remember im a gers fan i never remember the defeats :D

PostPosted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 2:08 pm
by Clark
M9JOC wrote:
Foley wrote:
John Mc Tiddler (Dogging Expert) wrote:
M9JOC wrote: Every country knows of the Scots and our heritage.


Quite true, I've often heard the terms pissed and haggis quoted in many references. You must be so proud :lol:


Well it better than being an arrogant english c*nt :lol:

Thats what all the foreigners think of you abroard and there not wrong :lol:
Yous are just bout as bad as the germans :lol:


When i was 16 i was over playing football in Holland with Formartine. 3 of us went out till late and were in an amusement arcade, A group of maybe 10-15 youths bigger than us came over and gave us abuse and said English and England in the statement of abuse we received. then grabbed my mate calling him an asehole or something, I said we aint English we are Scottish. Mood on them changed straight away they apologised they were shacking our hands bought us a coke cola and took us too this club with them we had an ace night.

See the difference.....


Exact same thing happened to me and my brother in France in 1998 (we were there for the world cup). Load of bigger guys started pushing infront of us in the queue at the water park and firing abuse at us, I just said "je suis Ecossais" or something like that and they immediately calmed down and one of them actually said "aaah ecossais - scotland!!" and let us back in front - 100% true story!

We also had Ecosse stickers on the car, not GB!

PostPosted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 2:09 pm
by Clark
M9JOC wrote:
Clark wrote:
M9JOC wrote:
Clark wrote:
Bonovox wrote::toofunny:



Clark wrote: and we have the worlds most successfull club in the mighty Glasgow Rangers 8) :wink:


Laugh all you want, it's Fact - Rangers are the worlds most successfull team in club football, even more so with title number 53 all but wrapped up!


When did an english team last beat rangers?? We humped Man city in the summer, year before that beat chelsea. Everytime we play an English team we win. The The English bottled playing us when we were ranked 1 place above them under McLeish.

Scotland has an identity Known all over the world. Every country knows of the Scots and our heritage. What is Englands modern day identity the Burka.?? Face it there is none left.


We'll keep the Arsenal game at the Emirates as a secret though, that one wasn't too great :wink: :oops: :lol:


Remember im a gers fan i never remember the defeats :D


No, we do remember them - however we accept we were fairly beaten (usually) and let rip into the team - not like that other lot who hop on the "easily offended" bus and start blaming every ref/dog/priest! :lol:

PostPosted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 2:13 pm
by M9JOC
Clark wrote:
M9JOC wrote:
Clark wrote:
M9JOC wrote:
Clark wrote:
Bonovox wrote::toofunny:



Clark wrote: and we have the worlds most successfull club in the mighty Glasgow Rangers 8) :wink:


Laugh all you want, it's Fact - Rangers are the worlds most successfull team in club football, even more so with title number 53 all but wrapped up!


When did an english team last beat rangers?? We humped Man city in the summer, year before that beat chelsea. Everytime we play an English team we win. The The English bottled playing us when we were ranked 1 place above them under McLeish.

Scotland has an identity Known all over the world. Every country knows of the Scots and our heritage. What is Englands modern day identity the Burka.?? Face it there is none left.


We'll keep the Arsenal game at the Emirates as a secret though, that one wasn't too great :wink: :oops: :lol:


Remember im a gers fan i never remember the defeats :D


No, we do remember them - however we accept we were fairly beaten (usually) and let rip into the team - not like that other lot who hop on the "easily offended" bus and start blaming every ref/dog/priest! :lol:


hahaha now they have Northern Irelands finest the closet Ger Neil Lennon in charge, 3 in a row next season!!! :D

PostPosted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 4:00 pm
by John Mc
M9JOC wrote:
Foley wrote:
John Mc Tiddler (Dogging Expert) wrote:
M9JOC wrote: Every country knows of the Scots and our heritage.


Quite true, I've often heard the terms pissed and haggis quoted in many references. You must be so proud :lol:


Well it better than being an arrogant english c*nt :lol:

Thats what all the foreigners think of you abroard and there not wrong :lol:
Yous are just bout as bad as the germans :lol:


When i was 16 i was over playing football in Holland with Formartine. 3 of us went out till late and were in an amusement arcade, A group of maybe 10-15 youths bigger than us came over and gave us abuse and said English and England in the statement of abuse we received. then grabbed my mate calling him an asehole or something, I said we aint English we are Scottish. Mood on them changed straight away they apologised they were shacking our hands bought us a coke cola and took us too this club with them we had an ace night.

See the difference.....


They shat themselves and thought you would pull a knife on them :lol:

PostPosted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 4:08 pm
by Megaman
There was an English man, Irish man and a Scotsman......
:lol:

PostPosted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 4:15 pm
by Foley
John Mc Tiddler (Dogging Expert) wrote:
M9JOC wrote:
Foley wrote:
John Mc Tiddler (Dogging Expert) wrote:
M9JOC wrote: Every country knows of the Scots and our heritage.


Quite true, I've often heard the terms pissed and haggis quoted in many references. You must be so proud :lol:


Well it better than being an arrogant english c*nt :lol:

Thats what all the foreigners think of you abroard and there not wrong :lol:
Yous are just bout as bad as the germans :lol:


When i was 16 i was over playing football in Holland with Formartine. 3 of us went out till late and were in an amusement arcade, A group of maybe 10-15 youths bigger than us came over and gave us abuse and said English and England in the statement of abuse we received. then grabbed my mate calling him an asehole or something, I said we aint English we are Scottish. Mood on them changed straight away they apologised they were shacking our hands bought us a coke cola and took us too this club with them we had an ace night.

See the difference.....


They shat themselves and thought you would pull a knife on them :lol:


:rofl:

PostPosted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 5:45 pm
by WR 1mposter
Foley wrote:
John Mc Tiddler (Dogging Expert) wrote:
M9JOC wrote:
Foley wrote:
John Mc Tiddler (Dogging Expert) wrote:
M9JOC wrote: Every country knows of the Scots and our heritage.


Quite true, I've often heard the terms pissed and haggis quoted in many references. You must be so proud :lol:


Well it better than being an arrogant english c*nt :lol:

Thats what all the foreigners think of you abroard and there not wrong :lol:
Yous are just bout as bad as the germans :lol:


When i was 16 i was over playing football in Holland with Formartine. 3 of us went out till late and were in an amusement arcade, A group of maybe 10-15 youths bigger than us came over and gave us abuse and said English and England in the statement of abuse we received. then grabbed my mate calling him an asehole or something, I said we aint English we are Scottish. Mood on them changed straight away they apologised they were shacking our hands bought us a coke cola and took us too this club with them we had an ace night.

See the difference.....


They shat themselves and thought you would pull a knife on them :lol:


:rofl:


Or show em the haggis plums :lol: :lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 5:48 pm
by WR 1mposter
I remember driving past Celtic Park, with all the rabs looking at me an the mrs, ....quick put on simple minds :lol: :lol: :lol: