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Posted: **Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:42 am**

oops, thought i'd clicked onto WR1OC but must have clicked on MPOWER.net instead!

:roll:

Posted: **Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:06 am**

i think Dan should make a sub domain of www.bmw.wr1oc.co.uk given the amount of traffic these beema drivers are creating on the site... the domain will need some good cooling too going by all the "hot air" going around this thread :lol:

Posted: **Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:13 am**

As an engineering exercise you can't really fault the car and have to admire it...minus that stupid iDrive.

nuff said about the cocks that generally drive them though

Posted: **Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:53 am**

CAVEMAN wrote:As an engineering exercise you can't really fault the car and have to admire it...minus that stupid iDrive.

nuff said about the cocks that generally drive them though

I take it you've never seen a picture of BBigman then Andy?

The clue is in his username :lol:

Posted: **Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:21 am**

John Mc Tiddler (Dogging Expert) wrote:
CAVEMAN wrote:As an engineering exercise you can't really fault the car and have to admire it...minus that stupid iDrive.

nuff said about the cocks that generally drive them though

I take it you've never seen a picture of BBigman then Andy?

The clue is in his username

Bulldog chewing a wasp doesn't do him justice... More appropriate to say he looks like he is chewing a Bulldog!

Posted: **Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:49 am**

WR1 Bro wrote:
Bulldog chewing a wasp doesn't do him justice... More appropriate to say he looks like he is chewing a Bulldog!

You are such a flatterer Bro :lol:

Posted: **Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:08 am**

John Mc Tiddler (Dogging Expert) wrote:
WR1 Bro wrote:
Bulldog chewing a wasp doesn't do him justice... More appropriate to say he looks like he is chewing a Bulldog!

You are such a flatterer Bro

Funny you say that, my wife says the opposite.

Posted: **Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:24 am**

I'm not suprised if you compliment her using the words bulldog and wasp in the same sentence

Does she call you a cock by any chance? :lol:

Posted: **Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:28 am**

John Mc Tiddler (Dogging Expert) wrote:I'm not suprised if you compliment her using the words bulldog and wasp in the same sentence

Does she call you a cock by any chance?

She knows me well enough to think "pretty pictures" when I'm being descriptive.

Cock - mmmm, I think we will stray away from this line of questioning.

For information - have you EVER posted a sensible reply that is vaguely connected to the intention of the original thread?

Posted: **Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:44 am**

nuff said about the cocks that generally drive them though

I was very careful to use the word 'generally' just to cover my ass!! :lol:

Posted: **Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:44 am**

WR1 Bro wrote:
For information - have you EVER posted a sensible reply that is vaguely connected to the intention of the original thread?

I'm sure I just saw a pot legging it across my screen shouting black directed towards an 'innocent' kettle :lol:

Posted: **Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:50 am**

John Mc Tiddler (Dogging Expert) wrote:
WR1 Bro wrote:
For information - have you EVER posted a sensible reply that is vaguely connected to the intention of the original thread?

I'm sure I just saw a pot legging it across my screen shouting black directed towards an 'innocent' kettle

Talking of kettles..

1) I'm a little teapot short and stout
2) Here's my handle and hers's my spout
3)
4) Trip me up and pour me out.

I couldn't remember line 3???

Posted: **Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:50 am**

John Mc Tiddler (Dogging Expert) wrote:
WR1 Bro wrote:
For information - have you EVER posted a sensible reply that is vaguely connected to the intention of the original thread?

I'm sure I just saw a pot legging it across my screen shouting black directed towards an 'innocent' kettle

15 - 0

Posted: **Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:39 pm**

WR1 Bro wrote:1) I'm a little teapot short and stout
2) Here's my handle and hers's my spout
3) Grab it with both hands and shake it around, then....
4) Trip me up and pour me out.
I couldn't remember line 3???

Any good?

Posted: **Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:54 pm**

Lucky I'm a well mannered gentleman.

Posted: **Thu Apr 23, 2009 1:27 pm**

Megaman wrote:
WR1 Bro wrote:1) I'm a little teapot short and stout
2) Here's my handle and hers's my spout
3) Grab it with both hands and shake it around, then....
4) Trip me up and pour me out.
I couldn't remember line 3???

Any good?

That isn't right.

Posted: **Thu Apr 23, 2009 5:25 pm**

POESY wrote:
Ferret WR1 wrote:I once saw a VXR8 Carbon Edition on Piston Heads, looked mint

That could be the one I was in. He bought it off a dealer who had it advertised on Pistonheads.

The acceleration is absolutely mental, i mean ive been in some highly tuned quick jap crap but the thing was beyond them.

Think its something like 600/580 and he paid Â£35k with 7k on the clock - bargain!!

I think that's the one I saw, it was black with a bit of orange. Looked pretty cool

Posted: **Thu Apr 23, 2009 5:40 pm**

WR1 Bro wrote:
Talking of kettles..

1) I'm a little teapot short and stout
2) Here's my handle and hers's my spout
3)
4) Trip me up and pour me out.

I couldn't remember line 3???

I'm a little teapot, short and stout
Here is my handle, here is my spout
When I get all steamed up, hear me shout
Just tip me over and pour me out!

You really should try and make it Tuesday Bro :lol:

Posted: **Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:08 pm**

Can't mate. I was hoping to bob along after getting the car serviced. As it happens Adam can't do my car till Wednesday so I will not see the kids after work on Wednesday. I can't not see them on Tuesday too.

I'm happy to arrange another evening the week after if you guys fancy it.

Posted: **Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:42 pm**

WR1 Bro wrote:Can't mate. I was hoping to bob along after getting the car serviced. As it happens Adam can't do my car till Wednesday so I will not see the kids after work on Wednesday. I can't not see them on Tuesday too.

I'm happy to arrange another evening the week after if you guys fancy it.

If you are free on Sunday you can join the Focus ST run up to the lake district :wink:

Posted: **Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:54 pm**

Megaman wrote:
WR1 Bro wrote:Can't mate. I was hoping to bob along after getting the car serviced. As it happens Adam can't do my car till Wednesday so I will not see the kids after work on Wednesday. I can't not see them on Tuesday too.

I'm happy to arrange another evening the week after if you guys fancy it.

If you are free on Sunday you can join the Focus ST run up to the lake district

ROFLLMFAO!!!! :lol:

Posted: **Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:39 am**

WR1 Bro wrote:Can't mate. I was hoping to bob along after getting the car serviced. As it happens Adam can't do my car till Wednesday so I will not see the kids after work on Wednesday. I can't not see them on Tuesday too.

I'm happy to arrange another evening the week after if you guys fancy it.

Andy is only up on Tuesday evening hence the meet, Mega and I are planning a run up the dales Sunday 3rd for a few hours if you fancy that? Just going to a pub for some food, the wives are following us in the ST enjoying the scenary :lol:

Posted: **Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:43 am**

Can't do Sundays either. Weekends I'm usually out with the kids. You know, picnics, play centers, parks, etc.

Leave it a couple of weeks and we'll plan a midweek meet between Cheshire and Tightwad land.

Posted: **Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:45 am**

OK, tightwad land FMPSL....

Posted: **Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:47 am**

John Mc Tiddler (Dogging Expert) wrote:OK, tightwad land FMPSL....

Fooking MySelf Pissing Laughing?

Posted: **Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:07 am**

Lysdexia.... :wink:

Posted: **Fri Apr 24, 2009 3:06 pm**

John Mc Tiddler (Dogging Expert) wrote:Lysdexia....

She sounds nice, where did you find her?

Posted: **Fri Apr 24, 2009 3:09 pm**

Megaman wrote:
John Mc Tiddler (Dogging Expert) wrote:Lysdexia....

She sounds nice, where did you find her?

Up Bro's a-hole :lol:

Posted: **Fri Apr 24, 2009 3:13 pm**

im going off her already...

Posted: **Fri Apr 24, 2009 3:30 pm**

Sorry, I meant on a holiday :lol:

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