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Welcome again
Seem as your in Preston, you might be interested in the RR day in Manchester. See the link on my sig, for more info.
I'd rather see Kate drape over her car in her greasy overall's than see you mega....allthough I suspect J'Mc might disagree  2007 BMW M5
2004 Petter Solberg STi
Why whats the matter with  megaman?Focus ST's rule!!!
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Not exactly draped, but you get the idea [/img]
Welcome Kate
 I thought I'd say hello before you disappear under the ever increasing tide of drool that you seem to have sparked off  There used to be a few more girlies on here but they seem to have drifted off somewhere, so I hope you stay and are not put off by all the banter.
You do realise that most of the guys on here, including Chris B, was hoping beyond hope, that you would be young, slim and attractive, after they've all worked themselves into a lather about your job and WR1 ownership, so it's nice for them all that you didn't turn out to be 16 stone and built like an aircraft hanger. Hope to see you at some of the get togethers. Heres some stuff that really made me laugh, you've probably seen them all, but the others may be amused. Mechanic vs. Pilot Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one. After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Qantas' pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers. By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident. P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. S: Almost replaced left inside main tire. P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft. P: Something loose in cockpit. S: Something tightened in cockpit. P: Dead bugs on windshield. S: Live bugs on back-order. P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent. S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground. P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear. S: Evidence removed. P: DME volume unbelievably loud. S: DME volume set to more believable level. P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick. S: That's what friction locks are for. P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode. S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode. P: Suspected crack in windshield. S: Suspect you're right.. P: Number 3 engine missing. S: Engine found on right wing after brief search. P: Aircraft handles funny. S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious. P: Target radar hums. S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics. P: Mouse in cockpit. S: Cat installed. And the best one for last................ P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer. S: Took hammer away from midget. 
hi rosy, don't worry I'll stick around (in spite of the abuse!!!).
Love the gripe sheets - I'd love to see our lot reply to pilot snags in such a manner 
This may get messy ! 2007 BMW M5
2004 Petter Solberg STi
Not to mention ass stud of jeans leaving a impression 
although not a huge ass as rosyb stated 2007 BMW M5
2004 Petter Solberg STi
Well when youve been married a few years you soon learn that any holes a goal so to speak, isnt that right imposter? 
blimey did you park that there? First time ive seen a woman get between the white lines
(hides before the missus reads this) PS On another note i think we should arrange for a few ladies to come enter a new competition "best draped babes". We can get spad to take the pics... jobs a good one...
Feel free to leave me out of this thread!! [Just incase this gets lost in translation, I am not slandering you, I know people can be sensitive to these harsh words.]
Mega, it's not just your wife you need to hide from with the white line comments, I'm sure kate ain't to flattered with your observations either?!
 [Just incase this gets lost in translation, I am not slandering you, I know people can be sensitive to these harsh words.]
Agreed mega any holes a goal....providing it'd a she
no Jmc on the other hand bats for bothsides 2007 BMW M5
2004 Petter Solberg STi
Focus ST's rule!!!
OMG, I've created a monster
Mega - put it this way, it didn't park its-self 
your fella did it I bet 2007 BMW M5
2004 Petter Solberg STi
no answer to that ! 
well there is but I wont go there
funny thing is you reversed in aswell, or did you drive thru and the scoob behind follow you, most girlies drive in is whilst looking in the mirror putting there lippy on and chatting to mum on the phone 2007 BMW M5
2004 Petter Solberg STi
I do try ! Seeing as your a aircraft fitter heres a couple of pics you may like ! 
 2007 BMW M5
2004 Petter Solberg STi
FPMSL Focus ST's rule!!!
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