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Posted: **Mon Aug 17, 2009 12:00 pm**

Welcome again

Seem as your in Preston, you might be interested in the RR day in Manchester.

See the link on my sig, for more info.

Posted: **Mon Aug 17, 2009 6:46 pm**

Megaman wrote:
Yampiedog wrote:
kate3sr wrote:I'll try & put some pics up tomorrow, I've only just got back from Jap North show at Wigan and I'm dead on my feet

Of you or the car?

What sort of a question is that to ask?
I mean if she wants to drape herself over he car that is her decision, she doesnt need posts like yours to egg her on

I'd rather see Kate drape over her car in her greasy overall's than see you mega....allthough I suspect J'Mc might disagree :lol:

Posted: **Mon Aug 17, 2009 6:48 pm**

Posted: **Tue Aug 18, 2009 5:58 am**

WR 1mpostor (aka number 1 moderator) wrote:
Megaman wrote:
Yampiedog wrote:
kate3sr wrote:I'll try & put some pics up tomorrow, I've only just got back from Jap North show at Wigan and I'm dead on my feet

Of you or the car?

What sort of a question is that to ask?
I mean if she wants to drape herself over he car that is her decision, she doesnt need posts like yours to egg her on

I'd rather see Kate drape over her car in her greasy overall's than see you mega....allthough I suspect J'Mc might disagree

Why whats the matter with :hump:

megaman?

Posted: **Tue Aug 18, 2009 5:58 pm**

[img][img]http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd319/stix_025/v-bday207.jpg[/img]

Not exactly draped, but you get the idea [/img]

Posted: **Tue Aug 18, 2009 6:11 pm**

Tut tut, camera resting against the car. :roll:

Posted: **Tue Aug 18, 2009 6:17 pm**

Welcome Kate :wave:

I thought I'd say hello before you disappear under the ever increasing tide of drool that you seem to have sparked off :rofl:

There used to be a few more girlies on here but they seem to have drifted off somewhere, so I hope you stay and are not put off by all the banter.
You do realise that most of the guys on here, including Chris B, was hoping beyond hope, that you would be young, slim and attractive, after they've all worked themselves into a lather about your job and WR1 ownership, so it's nice for them all that you didn't turn out to be 16 stone and built like an aircraft hanger. Hope to see you at some of the get togethers.

Heres some stuff that really made me laugh, you've probably seen them all, but the others may be amused.

Mechanic vs. Pilot
Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one.
After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft.

The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and
then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight.

Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Qantas' pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers.
By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident.

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.

P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.

P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what friction locks are for.

P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right..

P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.

And the best one for last................
P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.

Posted: **Tue Aug 18, 2009 8:31 pm**

hi rosy, don't worry I'll stick around (in spite of the abuse!!!).

Love the gripe sheets - I'd love to see our lot reply to pilot snags in such a manner

Posted: **Tue Aug 18, 2009 8:33 pm**

kate3sr wrote:hi rosy, don't worry I'll stick around (in spite of the abuse!!!).

Love the gripe sheets - I'd love to see our lot reply to pilot snags in such a manner

This may get messy ! :lol:

Posted: **Tue Aug 18, 2009 8:34 pm**

WR1 Bro wrote:Tut tut, camera resting against the car.

Not to mention ass stud of jeans leaving a impression :roll:

although not a huge ass as rosyb stated :lol:

Posted: **Tue Aug 18, 2009 8:35 pm**

I'm sure it will :lol:

Posted: **Tue Aug 18, 2009 10:33 pm**

Blow cord gets pulled after marriage.

Posted: **Wed Aug 19, 2009 11:53 am**

Foley wrote:
WR 1mpostor (aka number 1 moderator) wrote:
Megaman wrote:
Yampiedog wrote:
kate3sr wrote:I'll try & put some pics up tomorrow, I've only just got back from Jap North show at Wigan and I'm dead on my feet

Of you or the car?

What sort of a question is that to ask?
I mean if she wants to drape herself over he car that is her decision, she doesnt need posts like yours to egg her on

I'd rather see Kate drape over her car in her greasy overall's than see you mega....allthough I suspect J'Mc might disagree

Why whats the matter with megaman?

Well when youve been married a few years you soon learn that any holes a goal so to speak, isnt that right imposter?

Posted: **Wed Aug 19, 2009 11:57 am**

kate3sr wrote:[img][img]http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd319/stix_025/v-bday207.jpg[/img]

Not exactly draped, but you get the idea [/img]

blimey did you park that there?
First time ive seen a woman get between the white lines

(hides before the missus reads this)

PS
On another note i think we should arrange for a few ladies to come enter a new competition "best draped babes". We can get spad to take the pics... jobs a good one... :lol:

Posted: **Wed Aug 19, 2009 11:59 am**

Megaman wrote:
Foley wrote:
WR 1mpostor (aka number 1 moderator) wrote:
Megaman wrote:
Yampiedog wrote:
kate3sr wrote:I'll try & put some pics up tomorrow, I've only just got back from Jap North show at Wigan and I'm dead on my feet

Of you or the car?

What sort of a question is that to ask?
I mean if she wants to drape herself over he car that is her decision, she doesnt need posts like yours to egg her on

I'd rather see Kate drape over her car in her greasy overall's than see you mega....allthough I suspect J'Mc might disagree

Why whats the matter with megaman?

Well when youve been married a few years you soon learn that any holes a goal so to speak, isnt that right imposter?

Feel free to leave me out of this thread!! :lol:

Posted: **Wed Aug 19, 2009 1:25 pm**

Our star man makes an appearance!
:lol:

Posted: **Wed Aug 19, 2009 4:40 pm**

Mega, it's not just your wife you need to hide from with the white line comments, I'm sure kate ain't to flattered with your observations either?! :shock:

Posted: **Wed Aug 19, 2009 5:46 pm**

John Mc Tiddler (Dogging Expert) wrote:
Megaman wrote:
Foley wrote:
WR 1mpostor (aka number 1 moderator) wrote:
Megaman wrote:
Yampiedog wrote:
kate3sr wrote:I'll try & put some pics up tomorrow, I've only just got back from Jap North show at Wigan and I'm dead on my feet

Of you or the car?

What sort of a question is that to ask?
I mean if she wants to drape herself over he car that is her decision, she doesnt need posts like yours to egg her on

I'd rather see Kate drape over her car in her greasy overall's than see you mega....allthough I suspect J'Mc might disagree

Why whats the matter with megaman?

Well when youve been married a few years you soon learn that any holes a goal so to speak, isnt that right imposter?

Feel free to leave me out of this thread!!

Agreed mega any holes a goal....providing it'd a she :lol:

no Jmc on the other hand bats for bothsides :lol:

Posted: **Wed Aug 19, 2009 6:23 pm**

WR 1mpostor (aka number 1 moderator) wrote:
John Mc Tiddler (Dogging Expert) wrote:
Megaman wrote:
Foley wrote:
WR 1mpostor (aka number 1 moderator) wrote:
Megaman wrote:
Yampiedog wrote:
kate3sr wrote:I'll try & put some pics up tomorrow, I've only just got back from Jap North show at Wigan and I'm dead on my feet

Of you or the car?

What sort of a question is that to ask?
I mean if she wants to drape herself over he car that is her decision, she doesnt need posts like yours to egg her on

I'd rather see Kate drape over her car in her greasy overall's than see you mega....allthough I suspect J'Mc might disagree

Why whats the matter with megaman?

Well when youve been married a few years you soon learn that any holes a goal so to speak, isnt that right imposter?

Feel free to leave me out of this thread!!

Agreed mega any holes a goal when you get to my age....providing it'd a she

no Jmc on the other hand bats for bothsides

Posted: **Wed Aug 19, 2009 6:26 pm**

OMG, I've created a monster :shock:

Mega - put it this way, it didn't park its-self :twisted:

Posted: **Wed Aug 19, 2009 6:51 pm**

kate3sr wrote:OMG, I've created a monster

Mega - put it this way, it didn't park its-self

your fella did it I bet :lol:

Posted: **Wed Aug 19, 2009 6:55 pm**

Highly improbable seeing as I don't have one.

Posted: **Wed Aug 19, 2009 7:00 pm**

kate3sr wrote:Highly improbable seeing as I don't have one.

no answer to that !

well there is but I wont go there :lol:

funny thing is you reversed in aswell, or did you drive thru and the scoob behind follow you, most girlies drive in is whilst looking in the mirror putting there lippy on and chatting to mum on the phone :lol:

Posted: **Wed Aug 19, 2009 7:03 pm**

oh the wit... lol

Reverse parking. No lipstick. :wink:

Posted: **Wed Aug 19, 2009 7:45 pm**

kate3sr wrote:oh the wit... lol

Reverse parking. No lipstick.

I do try !

Seeing as your a aircraft fitter heres a couple of pics you may like !

Posted: **Wed Aug 19, 2009 7:52 pm**

WR 1mpostor (aka number 1 moderator) wrote:
kate3sr wrote:Highly improbable seeing as I don't have one.

no answer to that !

well there is but I wont go there

funny thing is you reversed in aswell, or did you drive thru and the scoob behind follow you, most girlies drive in is whilst looking in the mirror putting there lippy on and chatting to mum on the phone

FPMSL

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