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Posted: **Mon Jun 20, 2011 7:51 pm**

WR1 Bro wrote:
WR 1mpostor (aka number 1 moderator) wrote:
Scooby Lee wrote:
WR1 Bro wrote:That is as stupid as saying:

1 I will not have one more beer because I'll get drunk
2 I will not have a curry because I will shit liquid
3 I will not buy a Merc because I will lose X grand when I drive it out the showroom

1. I'm not stupid, my Doctors say I'm 'Special'.
2. The Merc lost X grand in Petrol alone when I drove it out of the showroom!
3. I decided to buy a Merc. whilst eating a curry and drinking lots of beer......so I got a hang-over, liquid poo and a huge dent in my bank balance as a result of one meal!

and promised to sell it to Imposter next year for Â£10k

You can't keep a WR1 driving in a straight line... you would be fooked with an AMG

90% chance our next car will be a amg ! or a 997..... or a :lol:

Posted: **Mon Jun 20, 2011 7:56 pm**

WR 1mpostor (aka number 1 moderator) wrote:
Scooby Lee wrote:1. I'm not stupid, my Doctors say I'm 'Special'.
2. The Merc lost X grand in Petrol alone when I drove it out of the showroom!
3. I decided to buy a Merc. whilst eating a curry and drinking lots of beer......so I got a hang-over, liquid poo and a huge dent in my bank balance as a result of one meal!

and promised to sell it to Imposter next year for Â£10k

So, you'd offer me Â£10k for a liquid poo...

...Buddy, you need help! :shock:

Posted: **Mon Jun 20, 2011 7:57 pm**

Scooby Lee wrote:
WR 1mpostor (aka number 1 moderator) wrote:
Scooby Lee wrote:1. I'm not stupid, my Doctors say I'm 'Special'.
2. The Merc lost X grand in Petrol alone when I drove it out of the showroom!
3. I decided to buy a Merc. whilst eating a curry and drinking lots of beer......so I got a hang-over, liquid poo and a huge dent in my bank balance as a result of one meal!

and promised to sell it to Imposter next year for Â£10k

So, you'd offer me Â£10k for a liquid poo...

...Buddy, you need help!

you mean to say the amg is shit !

Posted: **Mon Jun 20, 2011 8:28 pm**

WR 1mpostor (aka number 1 moderator) wrote: you mean to say the amg is shit !

If it stops you from buying one and preserves my credibility......then yes it is! :wink:

Posted: **Mon Jun 20, 2011 9:09 pm**

Scooby Lee wrote:
WR 1mpostor (aka number 1 moderator) wrote: you mean to say the amg is shit !

If it stops you from buying one and preserves my credibility......then yes it is!

FPMSL

Posted: **Mon Jun 20, 2011 9:41 pm**

WR1 Bro wrote:
Scooby Lee wrote:
WR 1mpostor (aka number 1 moderator) wrote: you mean to say the amg is shit !

If it stops you from buying one and preserves my credibility......then yes it is!

FPMSL

geeky twat ! :lol:

Posted: **Mon Jun 20, 2011 10:13 pm**

S4lford wrote:Had a bit of free time on my hands today so took megamans advice and bought the neon and knight rider lights..
Looks bloody marvelous...

Glad I made that battery now..

Fantastic mate :lol:

Top tip: If you are stuck in the fog and cant see where you are going, get yourself a set of AP's drive in anger and before you know it your car will glow through the mist. :wink:

Posted: **Mon Jun 20, 2011 10:16 pm**

SteveS wrote:
Megaman wrote::lol: Excellent thread.. on the plus side if he makes a battery under there he could use the additional battery to power a set of neons under the car or a knightrider light in the air scoop....

hmmm knightrider light in airscoop now theres an idea...

Now then Megaman, there is nothing more that you can do to your 1 that will make it any better, not even furry dice.

You sure a set of these wouldnt give it the edge?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/2X15cm-Car-Neon-Decorative-Light-Exterior-Interior-Red-/120739453940?pt=UK_CarsParts_Vehicles_CarParts_SM&hash=item1c1ca1dbf4#ht_1890wt_905

and

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CGtvLvo_io

Posted: **Mon Jun 20, 2011 10:41 pm**

Bet your glad you asked S4lford!! :rofl:

Posted: **Tue Jun 21, 2011 11:24 am**

Yer I bet he spent hours on that pic :lol:

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