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Postby The Swede » Thu Feb 19, 2009 12:42 pm

bbigman2000 wrote:Cool pics Swede.

It was -18 / -19 around here last week aswell, rather chilly.


FAK ! That must have been cold as I assume you guys do get wind and humidity !
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Postby bbigman2000 » Thu Feb 19, 2009 12:50 pm

Yep lol, it can get very windy here also, its back upto well above zero degree's C now though, but every night there for 2 weeks it was sub -10c.

So much for global warming :?:
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Postby SPIKE LIKE MIKE » Thu Feb 19, 2009 9:52 pm

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Spike "THE LEGEND" Mike XXX wrote:
presa900 wrote:
The Swede wrote:So here is me sliding around doing 80mph on sheet ice and Hannu is so 'impressed' he takes time to wave at the camera (wo)man... :brick:

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Looks more like you lost it and got the front end stuck in the snow bank if you ask me based on the steam coming from the front end..... :roll:

Hannu is probably just laughing with Marketta about it :lol:


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I am informed there is only 1 in Finland..... :rofl:


There was only 1 in Finland :wink:

Just like there was only 1 skip in that street... :lol:


The issue was the 1 gallon of beer, 1 bottle of vodka, and 1 bag of smarties.....in my 1 belly :rofl:
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Postby The Swede » Thu Feb 19, 2009 11:25 pm

Smarties, hei...
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Postby The Swede » Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:31 am

Into the corner...


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...and out :mrgreen:


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Postby danr55 » Tue Mar 03, 2009 8:33 am

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Postby WR1 Bro » Tue Mar 03, 2009 8:36 am

I was thinking quite the opposite... all that space and that is the best he could do??? Seems Swede can "talk the talk" but when it comes to "walking the walk" there is little to no evidence of the claimed superior car handling skills... Let me guess, the photographer missed "THE" shot!
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Postby Ferret WR1 » Tue Mar 03, 2009 9:07 am

WR1 Bro wrote:I was thinking quite the opposite... all that space and that is the best he could do??? Seems Swede can "talk the talk" but when it comes to "walking the walk" there is little to no evidence of the claimed superior car handling skills... Let me guess, the photographer missed "THE" shot!


lol :lol:

Still I give him credit where due, brave to slide on ice, wouldn't catch me doing that :shock:

And from his track pics, I reckon he's got skills :D

Swede you gonna give me some lessons please?
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Postby WR 1mposter » Tue Mar 03, 2009 10:07 am

Seeing as you can drive like that on the tarmac sweede, I'd expect a lot more ass out than that, pretty lame if you ask me :roll:

Sweede to be a victim :lol: :lol:
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Postby danr55 » Tue Mar 03, 2009 11:02 am

Agreed. Try harder actually, we need to see it more sideways.
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Postby The Swede » Tue Mar 03, 2009 11:49 am

:stupid:

Why the hell would I put the car more sideways ?

What a bunch of amateurs !! :rofl:



Maybe I should remind pooster how much faster he went going 'much more sideways ? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA2nKYfg9gw
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Clearly shows what a bunch of Essex cruisers I'm in the club with... They all :blahblah: about their 400 horsepower but none of these boyracers actually knows what they are there for or has the balls to use them. :mrgreen:
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Postby The Swede » Tue Mar 03, 2009 11:53 am

WR1 Bro wrote:I was thinking quite the opposite... all that space and that is the best he could do??? Seems Swede can "talk the talk" but when it comes to "walking the walk" there is little to no evidence of the claimed superior car handling skills... Let me guess, the photographer missed "THE" shot!


No, the photographer did not miss the shot at all. That was exactly sideways enough just brushing the snow-wall while pulling away.

And while we are talking about "Talking the talk but not walking the walk", I am still awaiting when you (and some other :gay: here) will show your skills off on ice. "Next winter we're coming to Finland, swede !"... :blahblah: :roll:
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Postby WR1 Bro » Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:00 pm

The Swede wrote::stupid:

We forgive you.

The Swede wrote:Why the hell would I put the car more sideways ?

To increase the chance of redesigning that god awful silver Evo on another telegraph pole?

The Swede wrote:What a bunch of amateurs !! :rofl:

Yes Dear Petter.

The Swede wrote:Maybe I should remind pooster how much faster he went going 'much more sideways ? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA2nKYfg9gw
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But were you pushing yourself?

The Swede wrote:Clearly shows what a bunch of Essex cruisers I'm in the club with... They all :blahblah: about their 400 horsepower but none of these boyracers actually knows what they are there for or has the balls to use them. :mrgreen:

Each to their own Mr Swede... if we were all like you there would be a queue of perverts like youself and JD sitting schools... :shock:

Have you taken the AMG for a £10 top up of scratches recently?
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Postby WR1 Bro » Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:02 pm

The Swede wrote:
WR1 Bro wrote:I was thinking quite the opposite... all that space and that is the best he could do??? Seems Swede can "talk the talk" but when it comes to "walking the walk" there is little to no evidence of the claimed superior car handling skills... Let me guess, the photographer missed "THE" shot!


No, the photographer did not miss the shot at all. That was exactly sideways enough just brushing the snow-wall while pulling away.

And while we are talking about "Talking the talk but not walking the walk", I am still awaiting when you (and some other :gay: here) will show your skills off on ice. "Next winter we're coming to Finland, swede !"... :blahblah: :roll:


I'd love to come and build a snow man with you and slide a car about on a frozen lake..... whats your point stickman?
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Postby POESY » Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:04 pm

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Clearly shows what a bunch of Essex cruisers I'm in the club with... They all :blahblah: about their 400 horsepower but none of these boyracers actually knows what they are there for or has the balls to use them. :mrgreen:


Blah, blah - another evo driver talking sh*t. I saw these photos on your mlr thread, then there were the pictures put up by the fella actually using his evo in the snow - flat out, covered in snow. Looks like the swede is pulling up in tescos its that slow :lol:

80mph - dont make me laugh :toofunny:
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Postby The Swede » Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:08 pm

WR1 Bro wrote:
The Swede wrote:Maybe I should remind pooster how much faster he went going 'much more sideways ? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA2nKYfg9gw
:lol:

But were you pushing yourself?


'Pushing' and 'Fast' don't go in the same sentence as 'sideways', numptie :wink:

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The Swede wrote:Clearly shows what a bunch of Essex cruisers I'm in the club with... They all :blahblah: about their 400 horsepower but none of these boyracers actually knows what they are there for or has the balls to use them. :mrgreen:

Each to their own Mr Swede... if we were all like you there would be a queue of perverts like youself and JD sitting schools... :shock:

Have you taken the AMG for a £10 top up of scratches recently?


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Looks like I struck the sensitive chord with someone. Just admit your 400 horses are pure snobbery, Bro. you wouldn't recognise a 120bhp car from a 400 one, even if it landed on your head. :finger:
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Postby The Swede » Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:10 pm

WR1 Bro wrote:I'd love to come and build a snow man with you and slide a car about on a frozen lake..... whats your point stickman?


Maybe the point is that we're still awaiting for you to get your arse over since 4 years now ? :lol:
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Postby POESY » Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:11 pm

And what's wrong with a 120bhp car?? :oops:
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Postby The Swede » Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:12 pm

POESY wrote:
The Swede wrote:
Clearly shows what a bunch of Essex cruisers I'm in the club with... They all :blahblah: about their 400 horsepower but none of these boyracers actually knows what they are there for or has the balls to use them. :mrgreen:


Blah, blah - another evo driver talking sh*t. I saw these photos on your mlr thread, then there were the pictures put up by the fella actually using his evo in the snow - flat out, covered in snow. Looks like the swede is pulling up in tescos its that slow :lol:

80mph - dont make me laugh :toofunny:


I didn't know you were such a sad git that you sold your Evo but still are hanging out on the MLR... :toofunny:

What's the point of that? You got another '400' hidden in your garage you hope to sell one day?

PS: Shows who's full of sh1t here: These pics were never put on the MLR. Just got them off the camera yesterday eve. :lol:
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Postby WR1 Bro » Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:13 pm

The Swede wrote:Looks like I struck the sensitive chord with someone. Just admit your 400 horses are pure snobbery, Bro. you wouldn't recognise a 120bhp car from a 400 one, even if it landed on your head. :finger:


Pure snobbery... FPMSL. You don't see that some people want different things from a car. I want a gleaming monster that I use how I see fit... You want a fcuking Etch-a-sketch.
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Postby The Swede » Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:15 pm

By popular demand: The complete sequence...

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Postby WR1 Bro » Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:15 pm

The Swede wrote:Maybe the point is that we're still awaiting for you to get your arse over since 4 years now ? :lol:


But after Spikes trip to Finland he advised me it was a bad idea.

Something about being made to feel very unwelcome, 2 star accomodation and the food was crap? Don't shoot the messenger
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Postby POESY » Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:18 pm

Ive the same number of 400s as you have wr1s - so what exactly is your point?

Your right, the thread doesnt exist :? - really cant be bothered with that arguement :nono: Cos if i was going to make something up it'd be about a little swedish chump who thinks he's lewis hamilton :lol: - oh, no that's not true :wink:
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Postby POESY » Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:20 pm

The Swede wrote:By popular demand: The complete sequence...



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Postby Ferret WR1 » Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:29 pm

The Swede wrote::stupid:

Why the hell would I put the car more sideways ?

What a bunch of amateurs !! :rofl:



Maybe I should remind pooster how much faster he went going 'much more sideways ? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA2nKYfg9gw
:lol:

Clearly shows what a bunch of Essex cruisers I'm in the club with... They all :blahblah: about their 400 horsepower but none of these boyracers actually knows what they are there for or has the balls to use them. :mrgreen:


Why are all the WR1 in that video loosing there backend compared to the Evos? Is this intentional or characteristics of a WR1?
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Postby The Swede » Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:36 pm

Ferret WR1 wrote:Why are all the WR1 in that video loosing there backend compared to the Evos? Is this intentional or characteristics of a WR1?


No, it's a characteristic of the drivers here. :lol:

Mind you, the ones on the video are still those who actually use their car. Some just spend time waxing them and hiding them in their garage because they live in such a criminal area even merely taking the car out would attract burglars again.
Others seem to get scared of their rice-rockets and sell them to buy a Megane. :mrgreen:
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Postby The Swede » Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:37 pm

WR1 Bro wrote:
The Swede wrote:Maybe the point is that we're still awaiting for you to get your arse over since 4 years now ? :lol:


But after Spikes trip to Finland he advised me it was a bad idea.

Something about being made to feel very unwelcome, 2 star accomodation and the food was crap? Don't shoot the messenger


So what's your excuse for never signing up to the Spa and Ring trips we tried to organise ? :wank:
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Postby Ferret WR1 » Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:51 pm

The Swede wrote:
Ferret WR1 wrote:Why are all the WR1 in that video loosing there backend compared to the Evos? Is this intentional or characteristics of a WR1?


No, it's a characteristic of the drivers here. :lol:

Mind you, the ones on the video are still those who actually use their car. Some just spend time waxing them and hiding them in their garage because they live in such a criminal area even merely taking the car out would attract burglars again.
Others seem to get scared of their rice-rockets and sell them to buy a Megane. :mrgreen:


Oh no I don't hide mine, I'd love to drive it like you drive your Evo, but I just don't know how or confident to be able to!

Back to the video, are the Evos better on the track as they have that YAW sensor where the WR1 just has the DCCD?

BTW, mint car you got there! :P
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Postby WR1 Bro » Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:59 pm

The Swede wrote:
WR1 Bro wrote:
The Swede wrote:Maybe the point is that we're still awaiting for you to get your arse over since 4 years now ? :lol:


But after Spikes trip to Finland he advised me it was a bad idea.

Something about being made to feel very unwelcome, 2 star accomodation and the food was crap? Don't shoot the messenger


So what's your excuse for never signing up to the Spa and Ring trips we tried to organise ? :wank:


No excuse, just a fact... young family and more important priorities.
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Postby The Swede » Tue Mar 03, 2009 1:23 pm

Ferret WR1 wrote:Oh no I don't hide mine, I'd love to drive it like you drive your Evo, but I just don't know how or confident to be able to!

Back to the video, are the Evos better on the track as they have that YAW sensor where the WR1 just has the DCCD?

BTW, mint car you got there! :P


Tak !

I don't think the Evo's are really better on track. On the video you will see that Martin (the chap gets the WR1 twice way too sideways) takes a very different line into the corner and has his wheels turned way more still at the apex when he reaccelerates. The brutal power does the rest to 'pivot' his car :lol:

Having had a scoob before, I think on tarmac there is not so much difference once you get the cars with similar power. The Evo remains a fair bit more brutal and less easy to drive. The scoob has a much softer suspension and warns you much more when it will 'step out'.

Where the Evo is much more efficient is on snow. On the pics above, you'd first have seen the car struggling actually getting its nose into the corner and afterwards you would have had the snap oversteer the guys were expecting to see on the pics.
It's obviously more spectacular, but you're just not going anywhere driving sideways like a plonker :lol:
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