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Postby POESY » Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:33 am

...right, this may come as a bit of a shock, but I now hate Porsche 911s :shock:

I know, I know, let me explain. Things havent been ace between me and the misses recently. Then sunday she tells me "thats it :blahblah: :blahblah: going nowhere :blahblah: :blahblah: " basic translation - your dumped :lol: ...

...for a copper, with a girlie blue 911 C4S cabrio :oops:

So if you see someone in a police outfit driving a hairdressres car with a bird thats up her own arse in the passenger seat, please use your rice rockets to engage (bad word choice), toy with and then completely obliterate :wink: just to show who's boss.

Right, gota get back to the important issue here. What on earth is going to be my new favourite/next car ??
Any suggestions folks - lovin the R8 8)
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Postby marky mark » Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:43 am

POESY wrote:...right, this may come as a bit of a shock, but I now hate Porsche 911s :shock:

I know, I know, let me explain. Things havent been ace between me and the misses recently. Then sunday she tells me "thats it :blahblah: :blahblah: going nowhere :blahblah: :blahblah: " basic translation - your dumped :lol: ...

...for a copper, with a girlie blue 911 C4S cabrio :oops:

So if you see someone in a police outfit driving a hairdressres car with a bird thats up her own arse in the passenger seat, please use your rice rockets to engage (bad word choice), toy with and then completely obliterate :wink: just to show who's boss.

Right, gota get back to the important issue here. What on earth is going to be my new favourite/next car ??
Any suggestions folks - lovin the R8 8)


Mrs dumps you = treat yourself to a new car. :thumb: . Thats what i did anyway.

Always remember - w@nking rules :lol:

Sorry to hear about this Neil (genuinely), I love the new R8 but when are they going to be readily avaliable?
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Postby POESY » Tue Jun 12, 2007 9:13 am

Friend of mine, darren, has recently bought a 400 (in red) which he's treated to the BIG BHP upgrade from owen developments - fcuk me :shock:

Its not a cheap upgrade :( but it'd deffo cheer me up :wink:
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Postby danr55 » Tue Jun 12, 2007 9:17 am

POESY wrote:Friend of mine, darren, has recently bought a 400 (in red) which he's treated to the BIG BHP upgrade from owen developments - fcuk me :shock:

Its not a cheap upgrade :( but it'd deffo cheer me up :wink:


tell us more....

i'm loving the r8 too, could be something to consider in a year or 2 i think 8) 8)
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Postby POESY » Tue Jun 12, 2007 9:21 am

Not 100% sure what the work invloved - bigger turbo was used though, but it has half the lagg :?

Result = 527bhp, 445lbft and a BIG :) I like :wink:
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Postby danr55 » Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:07 am

POESY wrote:Not 100% sure what the work invloved - bigger turbo was used though, but it has half the lagg :?

Result = 527bhp, 445lbft and a BIG :) I like :wink:


fcukit, DO IT, u only live once :wink:
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Postby WR1 Bro » Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:44 am

Do it pudsey... you are sounding more attractive at the thought :thumb:
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Postby WR 1mposter » Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:10 pm

do it Neil :wink:
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Postby The Swede » Tue Jun 12, 2007 11:57 pm

If she left you becaus ethe other guy has a more expensive car, you're well rid of her.

A copper with a 911 ... :suss: call me suspicious, but I didn't remember the force paid that well...

Sounds like a nice pack for the Evo.

Ever looked at Rampage's packs ?
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Postby POESY » Wed Jun 13, 2007 1:24 pm

Torrekens wrote: If she left you becaus ethe other guy has a more expensive car, you're well rid of her.


I think she actually left because i'm a bit of a twat :wink:

Plus its only an older 996, so it was probably cheaper :lol:

Rampage not getting good press in mitsi circles at the moment. Cars being returned dirty, bits missing, etc...
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Postby marky mark » Wed Jun 13, 2007 1:37 pm

POESY wrote:
Torrekens wrote: If she left you becaus ethe other guy has a more expensive car, you're well rid of her.


I think she actually left because i'm a bit of a twat :wink:



We now have 2 things in common Poesy. We are both tw@ts, and we can both admit it. :lol:
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Postby POESY » Wed Jun 13, 2007 1:45 pm

Stop it - I may actually start liking markymark :shock: - but i'll NEVER admit it :lol: :lol: :wink:
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Postby marky mark » Wed Jun 13, 2007 1:58 pm

3 things in common actually - We both have had women leave us cos we are tw@ts. Did yours take 70K of cash as well... :lol:
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Postby WR1 Bro » Wed Jun 13, 2007 2:02 pm

You are both monster slap heads too!
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Postby marky mark » Wed Jun 13, 2007 2:07 pm

Fook you boyo.....I have more hair than Poesy that is for sure!

Poesy, Does the copper have hair? maybe has something to do with it?

*Joke - don't get offended*
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Postby POESY » Wed Jun 13, 2007 2:07 pm

No 1 all the way 8)

She could have taken
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Postby WR 1mposter » Wed Jun 13, 2007 7:41 pm

I had 70p stolen from my van yesterday by schoolkids :shock:

but they also nicked the ignition key so had to get a tow truck to take the van away and have to get a new chipped key and reprogram the sensorand ecu for the new key to fit :evil: :evil: :evil:

so cost well over a few hunred quid all in all :cry:


But the most stupid thing is there was a pair of oakleys
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Postby The Swede » Fri Jun 15, 2007 7:15 am

POESY wrote:
Torrekens wrote: If she left you becaus ethe other guy has a more expensive car, you're well rid of her.


I think she actually left because i'm a bit of a twat :wink:

Plus its only an older 996, so it was probably cheaper :lol:

Rampage not getting good press in mitsi circles at the moment. Cars being returned dirty, bits missing, etc...


PMSL @ the tw@t comment ! :ok:

Now the question: what will you do about it ?

I might already have put thise one up, but just to make sure... foreign women...
I am definitely convinced it's true after having had 2 Dutch, 3 Finnish girls (of which one I married accidentally), 1 Russian girlfriend and a Czech girlfriend. (not always in the correct order though...) :wink:
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Postby bbigman2000 » Mon Jun 18, 2007 10:24 am

I hate 911's myself, test drove a few at dealers with a serious view to buy, but always found that one I wanted was out of my price range.

Even if you spend 60k, there is still a better one available with more toys and more power, better things on it for twice, and 3 times that money.
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Postby Chris B » Mon Jun 18, 2007 8:17 pm

Go do your car Neil,enjoy yourself,my dear ex ran off with her boss after 24 years ,cost me a bomb,I had a couple of years by myself,got some good bonking in,then met Rosy and got even more,you have one life......LIVE IT.
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Postby POESY » Thu Jun 28, 2007 8:40 am

Well, went a bit mad :?

Friend of mine recently picked up his SLR and was wondering what to do with his SL55 AMG. After a trip to the bank manager I convinced him he should give it to me :wink: Just need some fcuking dry weather now :roll:

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Postby POESY » Thu Jun 28, 2007 8:41 am

The noise that come outa here :shock: :shock: :shock:

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Postby danr55 » Thu Jun 28, 2007 8:52 am

so the evo defo going now then ?! :lol: :lol:

nice work mate :thumb:
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Postby Houdini » Thu Jun 28, 2007 12:39 pm

POESY wrote:Well, went a bit mad :?

Friend of mine recently picked up his SLR and was wondering what to do with his SL55 AMG. After a trip to the bank manager I convinced him he should give it to me :wink: Just need some fcuking dry weather now :roll:

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Strewth, mate! You know how to do it in style! 8) 8) 8)

Fantastic car, and of course you know its pedigree too. Here's hoping he chops in the SLR in the future and you can have that next :wink:
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Postby WR1 Bro » Thu Jun 28, 2007 12:54 pm

Is this a done deal? If so.... good on you Poesy!

Great choice of car.
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Postby The Swede » Thu Jun 28, 2007 3:19 pm

WOW !!! 8)

Hang on... Poesy has an Evo and a black Merc... :?



Anyone interested in a black S-class ? :wink:


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Postby marky mark » Thu Jun 28, 2007 3:23 pm

Nice Car!

Mucho Grunt!

I thought you liked laggy cars? :lol:

Will the black beast be at Brunters?
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Postby The Swede » Thu Jun 28, 2007 3:35 pm

Derestriction and Zymol needed !
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Postby POESY » Thu Jun 28, 2007 3:37 pm

The deal on the merc is almost done - money transfers, reg docs, insurance etc. Its sitting in the garage but cant quite use it yet. Its a car ive always loved since the day he got it. Few bumps and bruises from 4 years living in south kensington, but its all cosmetic and will get tidied up as it goes. Bonus is its already de-limited, only done 11,800 miles and cost
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Postby The Swede » Thu Jun 28, 2007 3:39 pm

Keep both !

I love the contrast between a fast, big engined car that sets effortless performance and the brutal Evo :)
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