Getting all festive

[Chris B]

Here's a Christmas Cake recipe to get everyone in the mood for the coming festivities.
Make sure you read all the instructions carefully, you don't want to spill er... I mean miss anything.

Vodka & Red Bull Christmas Cake

Ingredients:
1 cup water
1 cup of brown sugar
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
Lemon Juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle of Vodka
1 can of Red Bull
2 cups dried fruit
Method:
1. Sample the vodka to check the quality.
2. Take a large bowl, check the vodka again.
3. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and mix with a little red bull and drink.
4. Repeat.
5. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
6. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
7. At this point its is best to make sure the vodka is still ok.
8. Flavour with red bull to taste.
9. Try another cup - just in case turn off the mixerer.
10. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
11. Pick fruit off floor
12. Mix on the turner.
13. If the dried fruit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a
drewscriver.
14. Shample the vodka to check for tonsisticitity, flavour with a little Bed
Rull.
15. Next ssiffft two cups of salt. Or something

[jaycee]

I'll be giving that one a go!!

[Brian]

WIFIE.. GET THIS ONE SORTED !!!!