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Postby jaycee » Wed Nov 24, 2004 11:27 am

Did anybody watch this on CH4 last night????
There wasn't a lot of posting going on in here last night so I must assume you were all "busy" :lol: :lol:

A couple were getting advice from a gay "Agony Uncle" and a sex therapist. What a laugh!! :lol: :lol:
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Postby stijoy » Wed Nov 24, 2004 11:45 am

:( no, looks like it would have been a GOOD LAUGH :D , will have to read the tv guide better in the future :D
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Postby jaycee » Wed Nov 24, 2004 12:01 pm

It's on next week with a different couple.

This week the bird admitted to her boyfriend she'd been faking it every time! His ego was shattered. Cue every bloke turning to his missus saying "You don't fake it do you?" :lol: :lol:
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Postby WR1 Bro » Wed Nov 24, 2004 12:58 pm

Who gives a shit if they fake it so long as you shoot your load and they say thank you. They should have never given women the vote if you ask me.
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Postby Brian » Wed Nov 24, 2004 1:00 pm

I missed it as i was holding a Bingo session at Youth Club ( Im the resident DJ ) and organiser ;)
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Postby jaycee » Wed Nov 24, 2004 1:01 pm

Stu's definition of foreplay "Are you awake?" :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby WR1 Bro » Wed Nov 24, 2004 1:05 pm

Jaycee wrote:Stu's definition of foreplay "Are you awake?" :lol: :lol: :lol:


Wrong... more like -

"Ho, BJ now!"
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Postby jaycee » Wed Nov 24, 2004 1:06 pm

I choked on cigarette smoke imagining you saying that to your new wife!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby WR1 Bro » Wed Nov 24, 2004 1:10 pm

Trust me, she's heard worse than that. I've never been the most politically correct but she knows I'm joking.
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Postby jaycee » Wed Nov 24, 2004 1:13 pm

Oh......... I'm disappointed now, I was going to go home early and test it.
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Postby chris » Wed Nov 24, 2004 1:14 pm

I just tell my missus that i fake it... :wink: :lol:
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Postby WR1 Bro » Wed Nov 24, 2004 1:21 pm

I just tell my missus to shut up unless spoken too!
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Postby jaycee » Wed Nov 24, 2004 2:27 pm

You charmer.....! :lol: :lol: :lol:

I bet on your wedding day when the vicar asked her if she took you as her lawfully, wedded husband she looked at you, you nodded and said "She does"!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby WR1 Bro » Wed Nov 24, 2004 2:35 pm

On our wedding morning I was threatened by her not to send a joke text saying "I've changed my mind"... or something like that. Since I was forbidden from this I told her I would wait till she got to the church to inform her if I was still going through with it!!
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Postby jaycee » Wed Nov 24, 2004 2:37 pm

Well I think the girl deserves a medal............

















































I tell you what, I'll give her one!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby WR1 Bro » Wed Nov 24, 2004 2:43 pm

If she deserves a medal then God knows what I must deserve. I keep suggesting a Quad bike would make a nice gift to show her appreciation for what I put up with.

Now there's a thread to be started!!
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Postby jaycee » Wed Nov 24, 2004 2:45 pm

You deserve a slap! :lol:
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Postby WR1 Bro » Wed Nov 24, 2004 2:51 pm

Jaycee wrote:You deserve a slap! :lol:


Bring it on... You might just reach my nipples!
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Postby jaycee » Wed Nov 24, 2004 2:57 pm

You'd like me to wouldn't you? Shall I give them a little tweak?! :lol: :lol:
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Postby WR1 Bro » Wed Nov 24, 2004 3:39 pm

There's nowt little about me mate!!
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Postby jaycee » Wed Nov 24, 2004 3:43 pm

That's not what your Aunty said.........
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Postby chris » Wed Nov 24, 2004 4:26 pm

Jaycee wrote:That's not what your Aunty said.........


That's not what his wife told me either! :wink:
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Postby WR1 Bro » Thu Nov 25, 2004 8:24 am

chris's scooby wrote:
Jaycee wrote:That's not what your Aunty said.........


That's not what his wife told me either! :wink:


You two seem to stick together. Are you stronger in a pair? Need the support to win your battles?
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Postby chris » Thu Nov 25, 2004 9:28 am

Yes, and?
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Postby WR1 Bro » Thu Nov 25, 2004 9:58 am

Are you small and ginga too?
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Postby chris » Thu Nov 25, 2004 10:02 am

I've already posted this on another thread, if you wanna know you'll have to find it boy! :P
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Postby chris » Thu Nov 25, 2004 10:03 am

WR1 Bro, were you bullied as a child?
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Postby WR1 Bro » Thu Nov 25, 2004 10:10 am

chris's scooby wrote:WR1 Bro, were you bullied as a child?


Not at all. I wasn't a bully either. Just a normal middle of the road sort of child. You know the sort, not in the "IN" gang and not in the "FREAKS" gang.
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Postby WR1 Bro » Thu Nov 25, 2004 10:12 am

chris's scooby wrote:I've already posted this on another thread, if you wanna know you'll have to find it boy! :P


Do you think I'm going to go search for a ginga?

Dislaimer - I hate ginga's. (is this how it works?)
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Postby chris » Thu Nov 25, 2004 10:15 am

WR1 Bro wrote:
Do you think I'm going to go search for a ginga?



Yup! :lol:
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