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Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 12:19 pm
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Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 12:19 pm number plate again lady policewoman VERY VERY VERY
though,mmmmmm, worthPosted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 12:21 pmgood answer.
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 12:28 pmLol ... I like that one. My gem still remains ....
Fat pie/donut eating traffic cop ... "why have I stopped you sir?"
Gangsta "Er .... for going sideways around the Plaza roundabout?"
Copper "No actually it was your plate ... but I'll do you for reckless driving now too!"
Gangsta "Where is your evidence?"
Copper "You just admitted to doing it"
Gangta "No I didn't, I don't know what your talking about!"
.... I got away with it too!!
Fat pie/donut eating traffic cop ... "why have I stopped you sir?"
Gangsta "Er .... for going sideways around the Plaza roundabout?"
Copper "No actually it was your plate ... but I'll do you for reckless driving now too!"
Gangsta "Where is your evidence?"
Copper "You just admitted to doing it"
Gangta "No I didn't, I don't know what your talking about!"
.... I got away with it too!!
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 12:38 pmlove it 
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 12:54 pmSpike "THE LEGEND" Mike XXX wrote:love it
I always like to push the boundary of being flippant when they stop me. I know i'm getting
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 12:59 pmGangsta Smurf wrote:Spike "THE LEGEND" Mike XXX wrote:love it
I always like to push the boundary of being flippant when they stop me. I know i'm getting
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 1:09 pmPMSL ... yeh he's the 6ft 8 24 stone guy that's worked as a bouncer a few times!! Lol!! 
He also is one of the funniest people I know ... especially when he tries it on with the old girl at the donut stall! PMSL has me in tears!
He also is one of the funniest people I know ... especially when he tries it on with the old girl at the donut stall! PMSL has me in tears!
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:23 pmFPMSL - good chat fellas.
Gangsta what about when we had all the donuts and coffees lined up on your rear spoiler and the old bill told you to move the motor :
Gangsta <but were soooooooooooooooooooo hungry>
Copper <move on or i'll give you a ticket>
Gangsta <is that the best reply youve got?>
Car swiftly moved as copper made to write out ticket.
Copper once stopped me for pushing it hard round a roundabout:
Copper <would you like to borrow my lights for that thing>
Thought it was quite funny but kept my gob shut and got off with a warning.
Gangsta what about when we had all the donuts and coffees lined up on your rear spoiler and the old bill told you to move the motor :
Gangsta <but were soooooooooooooooooooo hungry>
Copper <move on or i'll give you a ticket>
Gangsta <is that the best reply youve got?>
Car swiftly moved as copper made to write out ticket.
Copper once stopped me for pushing it hard round a roundabout:
Copper <would you like to borrow my lights for that thing>
Thought it was quite funny but kept my gob shut and got off with a warning.
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:41 pmPOESY wrote:FPMSL - good chat fellas.
Gangsta what about when we had all the donuts and coffees lined up on your rear spoiler and the old bill told you to move the motor :
Gangsta <but were soooooooooooooooooooo hungry>
Copper <move on or i'll give you a ticket>
Gangsta <is that the best reply youve got?>
Car swiftly moved as copper made to write out ticket.
Copper once stopped me for pushing it hard round a roundabout:
Copper <would you like to borrow my lights for that thing>
Thought it was quite funny but kept my gob shut and got off with a warning.
lol yeh I remember the coffee & donut incident. Great times!
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 4:48 pmGreat thread, still PMSL at Gangsta and what he gets away with !
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 4:59 pmBrian wrote:Great thread, still PMSL at Gangsta and what he gets away with !
current tally of fixed penalties for numberplates, flippancy and illegal parking (long story on that one but basically a copper came along and told me to move my car from chevrons in Southend that 35 cars had parked on, I said that's not fair because you're not telling the others to move so i'm not moving till they do. He said he'd write me a ticket for every three minutes I leave my car on the lines, I said write away mate -
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 5:06 pmyou have far to much money can you send me some so i don't feel out of place on sat with spike. 
can you send me some so i don't feel out of place on sat with spike. Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 6:31 pmOnly really got stopped once by police.
Didn't have any sense of humour.
He didn't like that i was driving too fast, he didn't like that I lost his colleague who was chasing me, he didn't like that they had to set up a road block to stop me, he blamed me for his colleague losing his exhaust in the chase 
(what the f*ck did I have to do with that ??).
But most of all, he didn't like that I had a good laugh at him in court when he discovered he forgot to have evidence (no pic, no video, no second policeman in the chasing car,...).
Didn't have any sense of humour.
He didn't like that i was driving too fast, he didn't like that I lost his colleague who was chasing me, he didn't like that they had to set up a road block to stop me, he blamed me for his colleague losing his exhaust in the chase (what the f*ck did I have to do with that ??).But most of all, he didn't like that I had a good laugh at him in court when he discovered he forgot to have evidence (no pic, no video, no second policeman in the chasing car,...).
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 6:46 pmyou hooligan you.
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:01 pmThe Swede wrote:Only really got stopped once by police.
Didn't have any sense of humour.
We now know the identity of Ghostrider!
Respect for you for having your own personal roadblock set up ... I still have much to learn!
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:24 pmHaving your own Roadblock set up is - Priceless ! 
Ive been pulled over the Numberplate on the WR1
which was
heres a pic
Plod with a BEARD pulled my on my birthday !!!
He said heed seen the car a few times and was " on my case"
he didnt like the spacing, gave me a
Ive been pulled over the Numberplate on the WR1
which was
heres a pic
Plod with a BEARD pulled my on my birthday !!!
He said heed seen the car a few times and was " on my case"
he didnt like the spacing, gave me a
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:35 pmpmsl at this thread 
nice one
i feel left out - i havent been stopped for erratic/wreckless driving yet
nice one
i feel left out - i havent been stopped for erratic/wreckless driving yet
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:39 pmlooks like there are some good teachers on this thread for you to learn off.
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:39 pm Excellent story, Brian
Also must admit...
As they didn't know what to do with me between arrest and my future in-laws picking me up from the police station (I was obviously banned from driving until the courtcase was on), they put me in a little cell...
Cost of the fine: 120 GBP (only got done for doing 130km/h instead of 100km/h as that is what I admitted to and they had no evidence)
Ban: 5 months (Finland only. As I was living in the UK
)Meeting your in-laws for the first time when they pick you up from the police station AND after 7 years, still holding the highest ever recorded speed on a public road in Finland... PRICELESS
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:41 pmTorrekens wrote:
Meeting your in-laws for the first time when they pick you up from the police station AND after 7 years, still holding the highest ever recorded speed on a public road in Finland... PRICELESS
love that mate, should be made into a film !
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:57 pmclassics !!
Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 6:19 amThe bloke who was chasing me (with a Nissan Primera ) said he was doing 210km/h (i.e.131 mph) and couldn't follow. (was clocked at 224 km/h they said)(100 km/h speedlimit)
Fine.
What I think should have been interesting to see is him losing the exhaust at that speed !
I'd have expected that upon touching the ground at that speed, that thing would have rebounded and taken straight the whole rear of his car off ! (maybe it did, never saw the back of his car as he never caught me)
) said he was doing 210km/h (i.e.131 mph) and couldn't follow. (was clocked at 224 km/h they said)(100 km/h speedlimit)Fine.
What I think should have been interesting to see is him losing the exhaust at that speed !
I'd have expected that upon touching the ground at that speed, that thing would have rebounded and taken straight the whole rear of his car off ! (maybe it did, never saw the back of his car as he never caught me
)Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 6:27 amWhen I have LOTS of time, I'll tell once how I lived for 4 years in the UK with a warrant for my arrest on my head after being done for dangerous driving... 
The scary thing: During that period, I went more than 200 times in and out of the country via Heathrow (2 rtn flights per week, security,
) and they never stopped me ! 
(Got away without penalty after going 14 times to court )
The scary thing: During that period, I went more than 200 times in and out of the country via Heathrow (2 rtn flights per week, security,
) and they never stopped me ! (Got away without penalty after going 14 times to court
)Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 7:30 amstijoy wrote:you have far to much money
im only window shopping
Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 7:34 amSpike "THE LEGEND" Mike XXX wrote:stijoy wrote:you have far to much money
im only window shopping
thats ok then, i will as well then
Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 11:44 amTorrekens wrote:When I have LOTS of time, I'll tell once how I lived for 4 years in the UK with a warrant for my arrest on my head after being done for dangerous driving...
The scary thing: During that period, I went more than 200 times in and out of the country via Heathrow (2 rtn flights per week, security,
(Got away without penalty after going 14 times to court
It might have been different if you'd have been using your proper passport.
Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:09 pmchris's scooby wrote:It might have been different if you'd have been using your proper passport.
How did you know No mate, unfortunately it was a pretty sad reflection of how good the securtity is.