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by jaycee » Mon Sep 19, 2005 11:02 am
Went out last night for a meal and ended up in a drinking competition... Do you think if I get drunk again now it'll cure my bad head? I nearly rang in sick today but then remembered I couldn't....
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by WR1 Bro » Mon Sep 19, 2005 11:04 am
jaycee wrote:Went out last night for a meal and ended up in a drinking competition... Do you think if I get drunk again now it'll cure my bad head? I nearly rang in sick today but then remembered I couldn't....
Couple of brandy shots will help
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by WR1 Bro » Mon Sep 19, 2005 11:05 am
Drinking competition..... by no stretch of the imagination would anyone put any money on Jaycee in a drinking competition!! What were you thinking?
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by danr55 » Mon Sep 19, 2005 11:07 am
jaycee wrote:Went out last night for a meal and ended up in a drinking competition... Do you think if I get drunk again now it'll cure my bad head? I nearly rang in sick today but then remembered I couldn't....
It will either be kill or cure. Try it, let us know how u get on !
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by jaycee » Mon Sep 19, 2005 11:07 am
God only knows.... seemed a good idea at the time
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by WR1 Bro » Mon Sep 19, 2005 11:08 am
Sounds about as good idea as putting me and Mick in a Marathon team event!!
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by jaycee » Mon Sep 19, 2005 11:11 am
Stranger things have happened....
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by WR1 Bro » Mon Sep 19, 2005 11:12 am
jaycee wrote:Stranger things have happened....
Yes... like someone agreeing to marry you!!
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by jaycee » Mon Sep 19, 2005 11:14 am
Why is that strange? There weren't too many people lining up to marry her and her 2 heads.... I drugged her and bribed the vicar, job done
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by WR1 Bro » Mon Sep 19, 2005 11:15 am
jaycee wrote:Why is that strange? There weren't too many people lining up to marry her and her 2 heads.... I drugged her and bribed the vicar, job done
All women have two heads mate.... A friendly one for their mother and a regular one for you!
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by jaycee » Mon Sep 19, 2005 11:18 am
Still doesn't cure my hangover.
Surely, you being an alcoholic, should have some handy cures?
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by WR1 Bro » Mon Sep 19, 2005 11:21 am
jaycee wrote:Still doesn't cure my hangover.
Surely, you being an alcoholic, should have some handy cures?
I don't suffer hangovers that bad mate. Normally by lunchtime I will be thinking of beer again!
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by jaycee » Mon Sep 19, 2005 11:24 am
I'm thinking of sleep.
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by WR1 Bro » Mon Sep 19, 2005 11:50 am
I thinking about decorating ANOTHER room this evening!
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by jaycee » Mon Sep 19, 2005 12:16 pm
Pay somebody. With your wealth it would be easy
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by WR1 Bro » Mon Sep 19, 2005 12:27 pm
jaycee wrote:Pay somebody. With your wealth it would be easy
Do you know how much decorators charge? We just had our hallway walls stripped and painted. It cost a fortune. Thankfully the insurance were paying.
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by jaycee » Mon Sep 19, 2005 12:47 pm
I don't need to employ decorators for my caravan so I've no idea how much they charge. Perhaps you should file another dodgy insurance claim and get the whole of the east wing done?
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by WR1 Bro » Mon Sep 19, 2005 12:50 pm
jaycee wrote:I don't need to employ decorators for my caravan so I've no idea how much they charge. Perhaps you should file another dodgy insurance claim and get the whole of the east wing done?
I painted the East Wing myself earlier in the year. Where did this fiction come from about my house having many wings? You sound like MPR with your sweeping statements!! JOKE! This is STiJoy and his crazy tongue I bet! Regards false claims.... not me mate..... far too honest for that.
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by jaycee » Mon Sep 19, 2005 1:05 pm
Yes, Lorraine said he had a crazy tongue
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by WR1 Bro » Mon Sep 19, 2005 1:09 pm
I really don't want to think about your statement.
STiJoy sitting on...... Crazy tongue....... TOO MUCH INFO!
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by jaycee » Mon Sep 19, 2005 1:10 pm
Grinding into him while she shouts out household duties
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by WR 1mposter » Mon Sep 19, 2005 5:10 pm
jaycee wrote:Grinding into him while she shouts out household duties
bet he looks good in his pinnie an marigolds
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by stijoy » Mon Sep 19, 2005 6:08 pm
jaycee wrote:Went out last night for a meal and ended up in a drinking competition... Do you think if I get drunk again now it'll cure my bad head? I nearly rang in sick today but then remembered I couldn't....
you went out for something else to eat yesterday what was up with you yesterday then.
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by Joe » Mon Sep 19, 2005 7:22 pm
He will be shiting all week, body cant handle solids.
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by chris » Mon Sep 19, 2005 9:14 pm
Either have a shot of booze or a shot of day nurse.
Too petty to be a traffic warden...
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