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Funny how every time anyone has an accident....

Postby John Mc » Wed Apr 10, 2013 6:12 am

Its always because an animal jumped out.... and never because you are driving like a c*nt and don't take into consideration it's a f*cking road and not a track!

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Re: Funny how every time anyone has an accident....

Postby WR1 » Wed Apr 10, 2013 8:32 am

My friend once killed a squirrel in his mk 2 16v GTI. It did, on this occasion come from nowhere and he was doing less than 40 mph. However on the first pass the squirrel was not fully dead. It was twitching on the tarmac, in a come save me type of way. With out a moments hesitation he slammed it in reverese and completed the job. #hero. The female passenger had a slightly different view of my hero friend.
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Re: Funny how every time anyone has an accident....

Postby WR1 Bro » Wed Apr 10, 2013 2:42 pm

I hit a peasant once in my Range Rover. Unfortunately he didn't answer to the name J McNerdy.
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Re: Funny how every time anyone has an accident....

Postby John Mc » Wed Apr 10, 2013 2:58 pm

WR1 Bro wrote:I hit a peasant once in my Range Rover. Unfortunately he didn't answer to the name J McNerdy.


Peasant or Pheasant?

I'm surprised you have time to fit driving inbetween eating (bollocks, wrong person)
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Re: Funny how every time anyone has an accident....

Postby John Mc » Wed Apr 10, 2013 3:03 pm

WR1 wrote:My friend once killed a squirrel in his mk 2 16v GTI. It did, on this occasion come from nowhere and he was doing less than 40 mph. However on the first pass the squirrel was not fully dead. It was twitching on the tarmac, in a come save me type of way. With out a moments hesitation he slammed it in reverese and completed the job. #hero. The female passenger had a slightly different view of my hero friend.


Squirrel's are basically rats so I'm glad your friend finished the job properly :D

When you say "female", did he/she have a cock?
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Re: Funny how every time anyone has an accident....

Postby mossy1283 » Wed Apr 10, 2013 3:08 pm

Certain animals are attracted to certain cars...

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