After making love to a bird....

[John Mc]

Following a fish and chip supper meet earlier this week, I was posed with the question of moral dillemma....

[WR1 Bro]

I'm on the floor laughing. Oh man, what an evening.

[Bonovox]

What about option D ?

Lock her back up in the cellar

[John Mc]

Something you want to confess to, Bono?

Quality evening, Bro. Love ripping Mega. Oops wrong thread...

[Megaman]

LMAO - that came out wrong!

[Crockel]

What does 'making love to a girl' mean? Does it mean the same as throwing a length up the stench trench?

L

[John Mc]

Quality Crock, stench trench = back doors?

[Crockel]

:rofl: Quality Crock, stench trench = back doors?

Varies from one girl to another I think- sometimes the front door doesn't smell much fresher than the back

[Azyman]

Go home to the wife is what I do

[John Mc]

:rofl: Quality Crock, stench trench = back doors?

Varies from one girl to another I think- sometimes the front door doesn't smell much fresher than the back

Is that when they wipe their arse from back to front and spread the shit?

[John Mc]

Go home to the wife is what I do

Regular occurrence then Geoff??

[Crockel]

:rofl: Quality Crock, stench trench = back doors?

Varies from one girl to another I think- sometimes the front door doesn't smell much fresher than the back

Is that when they wipe their arse from back to front and spread the shit?

To be honest some days I prefer a good shit to getting my leg over . At least you don't have to lay there and cuddle a turd for an hour afterwards

L

PS You guessed right, I didn't vote A.

[WR1 Bro]

:rofl: Quality Crock, stench trench = back doors?

Varies from one girl to another I think- sometimes the front door doesn't smell much fresher than the back

Is that when they wipe their arse from back to front and spread the shit?

To be honest some days I prefer a good shit to getting my leg over . At least you don't have to lay there and cuddle a turd for an hour afterwards

L

PS You guessed right, I didn't vote A.

You two need to get a room.

[Crockel]

:rofl: Quality Crock, stench trench = back doors?

Varies from one girl to another I think- sometimes the front door doesn't smell much fresher than the back

Is that when they wipe their arse from back to front and spread the shit?

To be honest some days I prefer a good shit to getting my leg over . At least you don't have to lay there and cuddle a turd for an hour afterwards

L

PS You guessed right, I didn't vote A.

You two need to get a room.

A mouth's a mouth

[WR1 Bro]

:rofl: Quality Crock, stench trench = back doors?

Varies from one girl to another I think- sometimes the front door doesn't smell much fresher than the back

Is that when they wipe their arse from back to front and spread the shit?

To be honest some days I prefer a good shit to getting my leg over . At least you don't have to lay there and cuddle a turd for an hour afterwards

L

PS You guessed right, I didn't vote A.

You two need to get a room.

A mouth's a mouth

With that attitude it explains why so many ugly birds get pregnant.

[Crockel]

:rofl: Quality Crock, stench trench = back doors?

Varies from one girl to another I think- sometimes the front door doesn't smell much fresher than the back

Is that when they wipe their arse from back to front and spread the shit?

To be honest some days I prefer a good shit to getting my leg over . At least you don't have to lay there and cuddle a turd for an hour afterwards

L

PS You guessed right, I didn't vote A.

You two need to get a room.

A mouth's a mouth

With that attitude it explains why so many ugly birds get pregnant.

I think you have mixed me up with someone else Bro. My wife is hot to trot- here's a photo of her:




There are some more photos of her in this month's 'Hirsute Pursuits' if you would like to see her modelling a tasty little crotchless number.

L

[John Mc]

Would you take offence to me calling your wife a munter, Crock?

[Crockel]

Would you take offence to me calling your wife a munter, Crock?

Yes I would!

In the right light and from the right angle she looks f*cking gorgeous (I am however admittedly still looking for that right light and angle).

L

[Megaman]

Maybe you havent found a light powerful enough ?

[Gary75]

Would you take offence to me calling your wife a munter, Crock?

Yes I would!

In the right light and from the right angle she looks f*cking gorgeous (I am however admittedly still looking for that right light and angle).

L

Would the sun do?? at the right angle that would blot her fookin ugly face out for good..... As for those teeth no way would she be sucking my Germans helmet, them front teeth would catch on the ridge of my hat and cause all sorts of problems

[John Mc]

Would you take offence to me calling your wife a munter, Crock?

Yes I would!

In the right light and from the right angle she looks f*cking gorgeous (I am however admittedly still looking for that right light and angle).

L

Would the sun do?? at the right angle that would blot her fookin ugly face out for good..... As for those teeth no way would she be sucking my Germans helmet, them front teeth would catch on the ridge of my hat and cause all sorts of problems

Fookin Quality Gaz...

[Gary75]

Reading through the thread, some of you lads must have been with some right minging birds with dodgy pussys

The pussy should be sweet and moist no nasty smells or odd odours???
If so, steer fookin clear, or you will end up with knob rot

[Megaman]

If so, steer fookin clear, or you will end up with knob rot

Yer we know, John is contantly giving his an itch

[WR1 Bro]

You boys need to grow up this is a car forum. You are all placed on a yellow card. One more warning and I get to delete John

[John Mc]

You boys need to grow up this is a car forum. You are all placed on a yellow card. One more warning and I get to delete John

Are we all on the same yellow card or are we on separate ones?

[Gary75]

You boys need to grow up this is a car forum. You are all placed on a yellow card. One more warning and I get to delete John

I couldnt agree more, reading through some early threads on here when the WR1 was new and costing £29995 a different class of person with better intellect and grammer was around...now the car is in the £10000 bracket the tone has somewhat lowered to my kind of style

[John Mc]

You boys need to grow up this is a car forum. You are all placed on a yellow card. One more warning and I get to delete John

I couldnt agree more, reading through some early threads on here when the WR1 was new and costing £29995 a different class of person with better intellect and grammer was around...now the car is in the £10000 bracket the tone has somewhat lowered to my kind of style

... GRAMMER?

[Gary75]

You boys need to grow up this is a car forum. You are all placed on a yellow card. One more warning and I get to delete John

I couldnt agree more, reading through some early threads on here when the WR1 was new and costing £29995 a different class of person with better intellect and grammer was around...now the car is in the £10000 bracket the tone has somewhat lowered to my kind of style

... GRAMMER?

Just my point grammar........

[SteveS]

You boys need to grow up this is a car forum. You are all placed on a yellow card. One more warning and I get to delete John

I couldnt agree more, reading through some early threads on here when the WR1 was new and costing £29995 a different class of person with better intellect and grammer was around...now the car is in the £10000 bracket the tone has somewhat lowered to my kind of style

... GRAMMER?

Just my point grammar........

Is that an essex/ brummie term..............innit

[John Mc]

You boys need to grow up this is a car forum. You are all placed on a yellow card. One more warning and I get to delete John

I couldnt agree more, reading through some early threads on here when the WR1 was new and costing £29995 a different class of person with better intellect and grammer was around...now the car is in the £10000 bracket the tone has somewhat lowered to my kind of style

... GRAMMER?

Just my point grammar........

Is that an essex/ brummie term..............innit

BRO? is it a Brummie term?