Sold my WR1

[John Mc]

Not wanting to suck myself off but I sold my WR1 the other week.

It had -24000 miles on it (Yes, that's a minus....I'd driven it in reverse everywhere).

I work on the European space station serving burgers, so I didn't mind waiting 10 years for it to sell. I managed to get 1 gold star in my first 10 years there, they said I'm special.

I managed to get £65,000 for it in the end, due to the negative mileage and only ever being driven in reverse, it was basically a brand new gearbox in showroom condition. Just needed a new speedometer needle (bent) which I thought about using my cock as a replacement for.

I sincerely hope that none of you think I'm a cnut for writing this, but everyone seems to be selling their car too cheaply these days. If anyone wants a burger, I can recommend the salty mayonaise...

Love to you all.

[ktm jon]

pmsl seems a shame peeps are selling im really glad my wife works or she;d have to go

[WR1 Bro]

Driving in reverse... Is that your way of saying you kept putting your WR1 through a hedge backwards?

Flipping ek, you are off your mo fo rocker.

[Gary75]

Not wanting to suck myself off but I sold my WR1 the other week.

It had -24000 miles on it (Yes, that's a minus....I'd driven it in reverse everywhere).

I work on the European space station serving burgers, so I didn't mind waiting 10 years for it to sell. I managed to get 1 gold star in my first 10 years there, they said I'm special.

I managed to get £65,000 for it in the end, due to the negative mileage and only ever being driven in reverse, it was basically a brand new gearbox in showroom condition. Just needed a new speedometer needle (bent) which I thought about using my cock as a replacement for.

I sincerely hope that none of you think I'm a cnut for writing this, but everyone seems to be selling their car too cheaply these days. If anyone wants a burger, I can recommend the salty mayonaise...

Love to you all.

Thats a good price! still to cheap... As for sucking yourself off, can you
and using your cock for a replacement speedometer needle, must be a skinny little prick you have Mr John Mc Tiddler (Dogging Expert)

[marchar]

I very nearly pissed myself then hehehe

[WR1 Bro]

I very nearly pissed myself then hehehe

Love or hate McJonno.... He will make you smile.

[Megaman]

Always thought you were a bit backwards Jonny boy

[John Mc]

Being a spineless cnut I can suck my cock very easily.

The needle on my WR1 was the size of an elephants trunk, I had to guess the speedo reading as it was usually indicating a range between 0-100mph

Bro, wierdly I ended up going through the hedge forwards which was a novel insurance claim.

[MUNK]

thats brilliant........people are definetly selling to cheap thats for sure..look at the price of some of the p1s still.. i know some people may not compare these two but..theyre not a million miles apart..and the wr1s are alot more few and far between are they not...
as for sucking your self off.10/10 if i could do it i wouldnt leave the house.


oohh also as christmas is fast aproaching and i cant afford to feed the wife and birds there fat balls(they need them in the winter) i was thinking of selling mine for £3000 any seriuous offers welcome.

[WR1 Bro]

thats brilliant........people are definetly selling to cheap thats for sure..look at the price of some of the p1s still.. i know some people may not compare these two but..theyre not a million miles apart..and the wr1s are alot more few and far between are they not...
as for sucking your self off.10/10 if i could do it i wouldnt leave the house.


oohh also as christmas is fast aproaching and i cant afford to feed the wife and birds there fat balls(they need them in the winter) i was thinking of selling mine for £3000 any seriuous offers welcome.

I'll give you £2k cash. No inspection required.

[EK563]

[Crockel]

I can't believe you only got £65k. You f*cking gave it away you spunk soaked cnut. I assume you sold it to someone in the trade for that bargain bucket price?

When he hit the 'vinegar strokes' did that crooked dealer finish himself off on your ass or face? You've brought shame on yourself, your family, the WR1 Owners Club, the Sultan of Brunei and Little Jimmy Krankie. You truly are the king of w@nkers.

What car are you getting next?

PS I see the stealer has already got it on his forecourt for £75k. The mileage has gone down to -25k where he reversed it back to his dealership.

[WR1 Bro]

I can't believe you only got £65k. You f*cking gave it away you spunk soaked cnut. I assume you sold it to someone in the trade for that bargain bucket price?

When he hit the 'vinegar strokes' did that crooked dealer finish himself off on your ass or face? You've brought shame on yourself, your family, the WR1 Owners Club, the Sultan of Brunei and Little Jimmy Krankie. You truly are the king of w@nkers.

What car are you getting next?

Omg. You boys are too similar.

I believe John is looking at an electric car. He is a field yomping tree hugging skinny gypsie.

[Gary75]

I believe John is looking at an electric car. He is a field yomping tree hugging skinny gypsie.

Not a Sinclair C5 by any chance

[Gary75]

Being a spineless cnut I can suck my cock very easily.

The needle on my WR1 was the size of an elephants trunk, I had to guess the speedo reading as it was usually indicating a range between 0-100mph

Bro, wierdly I ended up going through the hedge forwards which was a novel insurance claim.

I get my girl friend to suck my cock she can do it sooooooo much better than me

[Venkman]

pmsl seems a shame peeps are selling im really glad my wife works or she;d have to go

Are you talking about the car or the wife?

[ktm jon]

pmsl seems a shame peeps are selling im really glad my wife works or she;d have to go

Are you talking about the car or the wife?

her in doors venkman shes my third anyway so won;t be missed

[Venkman]

pmsl seems a shame peeps are selling im really glad my wife works or she;d have to go

Are you talking about the car or the wife?

her in doors venkman shes my third anyway so won;t be missed

Pmsl

[John Mc]

I can't believe you only got £65k. You f*cking gave it away you spunk soaked cnut. I assume you sold it to someone in the trade for that bargain bucket price?

When he hit the 'vinegar strokes' did that crooked dealer finish himself off on your ass or face? You've brought shame on yourself, your family, the WR1 Owners Club, the Sultan of Brunei and Little Jimmy Krankie. You truly are the king of w@nkers.

What car are you getting next?

PS I see the stealer has already got it on his forecourt for £75k. The mileage has gone down to -25k where he reversed it back to his dealership.

I appreciate your comments, Crock.

Seeing as I'm king of c*nts I'm thinking of getting a GTR next...

[John Mc]

pmsl seems a shame peeps are selling im really glad my wife works or she;d have to go

Are you talking about the car or the wife?

her in doors venkman shes my third anyway so won;t be missed

3rd wife?

[WR1 Bro]

I can't believe you only got £65k. You f*cking gave it away you spunk soaked cnut. I assume you sold it to someone in the trade for that bargain bucket price?

When he hit the 'vinegar strokes' did that crooked dealer finish himself off on your ass or face? You've brought shame on yourself, your family, the WR1 Owners Club, the Sultan of Brunei and Little Jimmy Krankie. You truly are the king of w@nkers.

What car are you getting next?

PS I see the stealer has already got it on his forecourt for £75k. The mileage has gone down to -25k where he reversed it back to his dealership.

I appreciate your comments, Crock.

Seeing as I'm king of c*nts I'm thinking of getting a GTR next... [/quote

Fpmsl.

Stick with the Golf. Loser

[John Mc]

I can't believe you only got £65k. You f*cking gave it away you spunk soaked cnut. I assume you sold it to someone in the trade for that bargain bucket price?

When he hit the 'vinegar strokes' did that crooked dealer finish himself off on your ass or face? You've brought shame on yourself, your family, the WR1 Owners Club, the Sultan of Brunei and Little Jimmy Krankie. You truly are the king of w@nkers.

What car are you getting next?

PS I see the stealer has already got it on his forecourt for £75k. The mileage has gone down to -25k where he reversed it back to his dealership.

I appreciate your comments, Crock.

Seeing as I'm king of c*nts I'm thinking of getting a GTR next...

Fpmsl.

Stick with the Golf. Loser

Oops wrong thread.....

[Gee Wr1]

PMSL not been on in a while and nice to see john is still....... well erm... still john Thought he'd lost his marbles years ago but seems to have lost some more

[John Mc]

PMSL not been on in a while and nice to see john is still....... well erm... still john Thought he'd lost his marbles years ago but seems to have lost some more

I have Gee, this site would be shite if I didn't inject some controversy

[Kempy]

our wr1 no 371 has 17800 on the clock and full service history. Is this one of the lowest around. Kids going to uni one day. So might have to sell.

[The Swede]

our wr1 no 371 has 17800 on the clock and full service history. Is this one of the lowest around. Kids going to uni one day. So might have to sell.

I am looking for another runabout for the lady. 6500 cash and it will get a good home