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by John Mc » Thu Aug 30, 2012 7:21 pm
...soooo boring, people only ever talk about cars and mechanical problems. It's like anyone on here actually knows anything about these kinds of things, you all just kiss each other's arses and everyone's a fookin expert but nobody knows the answer.... Opinionated twats.
Why can't people talk about better things like losing weight, fat fighting, obesity, diabetes, dieting, McDonalds big macs with bin of fries, full fat coke, cakes, sugar, Jeremy Kyle, gaydars, bumders, cottaging, golden showers, hot cookies, labias etc?
Fookin 'noises from big end bearings' and 'my keyring is worth £5million' is so last year, girlfriends. You should all be driving Audi TT's.... hairdresser cants.
(Hopefully I won't get banned now)
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by marchar » Thu Aug 30, 2012 8:08 pm
Were you abused as a child ?
Nobody told me it was this brutal !
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by Gary75 » Thu Aug 30, 2012 8:31 pm
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by WR1 Bro » Thu Aug 30, 2012 9:16 pm
OMG, move over McJobby.
Fpmsl at both replies.
But Gary, no idea how to respond to your response. I'm on the floor.
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by WR1 Bro » Thu Aug 30, 2012 9:19 pm
Go the Brummies for having a sense of humour. Love it.
Best thing about Brummies is they can take the piss out of themselves and not give a toss what anyone else thinks. Awesome.
Scouse John gives it...... But......
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by Megaman » Thu Aug 30, 2012 9:26 pm
John Mc Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) wrote:...soooo boring, people only ever talk about cars and mechanical problems. It's like anyone on here actually knows anything about these kinds of things, you all just kiss each other's arses and everyone's a fookin expert but nobody knows the answer.... Opinionated twats. Why can't people talk about better things like losing weight, fat fighting, obesity, diabetes, dieting, McDonalds big macs with bin of fries, full fat coke, cakes, sugar, Jeremy Kyle, gaydars, bumders, cottaging, golden showers, hot cookies, labias etc? Fookin 'noises from big end bearings' and 'my keyring is worth £5million' is so last year, girlfriends. You should all be driving Audi TT's.... hairdresser cants. (Hopefully I won't get banned now)
I lost weight once...
luckily i managed to find it again before I turned into something resembling a fell running skinny scouse
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by John Mc » Thu Aug 30, 2012 9:26 pm
I've never taken anything larger than a chair leg up the shitter.
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by John Mc » Thu Aug 30, 2012 9:30 pm
WTF??
Fookin quality....
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by John Mc » Thu Aug 30, 2012 9:32 pm
Megaman wrote:John Mc Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) wrote:...soooo boring, people only ever talk about cars and mechanical problems. It's like anyone on here actually knows anything about these kinds of things, you all just kiss each other's arses and everyone's a fookin expert but nobody knows the answer.... Opinionated twats. Why can't people talk about better things like losing weight, fat fighting, obesity, diabetes, dieting, McDonalds big macs with bin of fries, full fat coke, cakes, sugar, Jeremy Kyle, gaydars, bumders, cottaging, golden showers, hot cookies, labias etc? Fookin 'noises from big end bearings' and 'my keyring is worth £5million' is so last year, girlfriends. You should all be driving Audi TT's.... hairdresser cants. (Hopefully I won't get banned now)
I lost weight once... luckily i managed to find it again before I turned into something resembling a fell running skinny scouse
Fat cant...
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by Megaman » Thu Aug 30, 2012 9:32 pm
John Mc Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) wrote:WTF?? Fookin quality....
At least he can get it up 'Big John'
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by Gary75 » Fri Aug 31, 2012 6:24 am
Megaman wrote:John Mc Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) wrote:WTF?? Fookin quality....
At least he can get it up 'Big John'
No i didnt get it up, it was all over on the duvet..... i now call this the duvet experience.....
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by Gary75 » Fri Aug 31, 2012 6:26 am
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by John Mc » Fri Aug 31, 2012 7:58 am
'kin ell man, I thought I had issues.... I feel fookin normal now...
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by WR1 Bro » Fri Aug 31, 2012 8:48 am
I don't understand the pics? Can someone bring me upto speed please?
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by Megaman » Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:33 am
WR1 Bro wrote:I don't understand the pics? Can someone bring me upto speed please?
Watch "American Pie"
Then you will understand
Just avoid any warm apple pie "Big John" offers you
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by John Mc » Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:37 am
I'll bake you a "shit" pie Bro... "shit" won't be the description, it'll be the main ingredient, as we all know you like natural products.
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by WR1 Bro » Fri Aug 31, 2012 2:36 pm
John Mc Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) wrote:I'll bake you a "shit" pie Bro... "shit" won't be the description, it'll be the main ingredient, as we all know you like natural products.
Don't start attacking me Big John otherwise my dog will be enjoying you as a mini bone snack.
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by Crockel » Fri Aug 31, 2012 7:51 pm
marchar wrote:Were you abused as a child ?
Sadly I was never abused as a child- I had to abuse myself
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by WR1 Bro » Fri Aug 31, 2012 8:03 pm
Crockel wrote:marchar wrote:Were you abused as a child ?
Sadly I was never abused as a child- I had to abuse myself
That is probably worse as you decided abuse was right!
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by Crockel » Fri Aug 31, 2012 8:43 pm
John Mc Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) wrote:Why can't people talk about better things like losing weight, fat fighting, obesity, diabetes, dieting, McDonalds big macs with bin of fries, full fat coke, cakes, sugar, Jeremy Kyle, gaydars, bumders, cottaging, golden showers, hot cookies, labias etc?
There's a few great topics to talk about there but where do you start? Being blokes and obviously having an inability to multi-task one subject at a time is probably best, so how about labias first? Are we talking labia majoras or labia minoras? Personally I like a large labia majora as it makes a comfortable face and chin rest and then a labia minora like a dangly prawn so my tongue doesn't get cramp. There's my two penneth worth
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by WR1 Bro » Fri Aug 31, 2012 8:49 pm
Crockel wrote:John Mc Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) wrote:Why can't people talk about better things like losing weight, fat fighting, obesity, diabetes, dieting, McDonalds big macs with bin of fries, full fat coke, cakes, sugar, Jeremy Kyle, gaydars, bumders, cottaging, golden showers, hot cookies, labias etc?
There's a few great topics to talk about there but where do you start? Being blokes and obviously having an inability to multi-task one subject at a time is probably best, so how about labias first? Are we talking labia majoras or labia minoras? Personally I like a large labia majora as it makes a comfortable face and chin rest and then a labia minora like a dangly prawn so my tongue doesn't get cramp. There's my two penneth worth
Far too much thought....
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by Gary75 » Fri Aug 31, 2012 8:58 pm
I love labia, i try to pounce on it every night, or I would if er indoors would let me have a go
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by Crockel » Sat Sep 01, 2012 11:09 am
WR1 Bro wrote:Crockel wrote:John Mc Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) wrote:Why can't people talk about better things like losing weight, fat fighting, obesity, diabetes, dieting, McDonalds big macs with bin of fries, full fat coke, cakes, sugar, Jeremy Kyle, gaydars, bumders, cottaging, golden showers, hot cookies, labias etc?
There's a few great topics to talk about there but where do you start? Being blokes and obviously having an inability to multi-task one subject at a time is probably best, so how about labias first? Are we talking labia majoras or labia minoras? Personally I like a large labia majora as it makes a comfortable face and chin rest and then a labia minora like a dangly prawn so my tongue doesn't get cramp. There's my two penneth worth
Far too much thought....
And tonight's discussion will be the pros and cons of shaven haven vs hirsute pursuits
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by WR 1mposter » Sat Sep 01, 2012 11:22 am
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by Bonovox » Sat Sep 01, 2012 12:46 pm
A clean shaved fud and a dangly set o piss flaps ......... yummy
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by John Mc » Sat Sep 01, 2012 9:41 pm
Bonovox wrote:A clean shaved fud and a dangly set o piss flaps ......... yummy
Is 'fud' Scottish for arse?
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by Gary75 » Sat Sep 01, 2012 10:25 pm
John Mc Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) wrote:Bonovox wrote:A clean shaved fud and a dangly set o piss flaps ......... yummy
Is 'fud' Scottish for arse?
I think fud stands for labia John
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by Crockel » Sun Sep 02, 2012 6:37 am
John Mc Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) wrote:Bonovox wrote:A clean shaved fud and a dangly set o piss flaps ......... yummy
Is 'fud' Scottish for arse?
John Mc Tiddler (Dogging Expert) - raising the standards on the WR1 Owners Club since 2008
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by John Mc » Sun Sep 02, 2012 7:08 am
Gary75 wrote:John Mc Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) Tiddler (Dogging Expert) wrote:Bonovox wrote:A clean shaved fud and a dangly set o piss flaps ......... yummy
Is 'fud' Scottish for arse?
I think fud stands for labia John
I thought that, Gazzer... But I question Bono's sexuality....
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