This site is......

[John Mc]

...soooo boring, people only ever talk about cars and mechanical problems. It's like anyone on here actually knows anything about these kinds of things, you all just kiss each other's arses and everyone's a fookin expert but nobody knows the answer.... Opinionated twats.

Why can't people talk about better things like losing weight, fat fighting, obesity, diabetes, dieting, McDonalds big macs with bin of fries, full fat coke, cakes, sugar, Jeremy Kyle, gaydars, bumders, cottaging, golden showers, hot cookies, labias etc?

Fookin 'noises from big end bearings' and 'my keyring is worth £5million' is so last year, girlfriends. You should all be driving Audi TT's.... hairdresser cants.




(Hopefully I won't get banned now)

[marchar]

Were you abused as a child ?

[Gary75]

Any when suffered with premature ejaculation? I did once, first ever muff dive, as I went to to munch the carpet my erect penis touched the duvet and with the excitement of munching the crunch, shot my lot all over the covers does anyone have any technical ideas to remedy this problem?

Forgot to mention suffered twice, second time was the night before I picked the 1 up

[WR1 Bro]

OMG, move over McJobby.

Fpmsl at both replies.

But Gary, no idea how to respond to your response. I'm on the floor.

[WR1 Bro]

Go the Brummies for having a sense of humour. Love it.

Best thing about Brummies is they can take the piss out of themselves and not give a toss what anyone else thinks. Awesome.

Scouse John gives it...... But......

[Megaman]

Any when suffered with premature ejaculation? I did once, first ever muff dive, as I went to to munch the carpet my erect penis touched the duvet and with the excitement of munching the crunch, shot my lot all over the covers does anyone have any technical ideas to remedy this problem?

Forgot to mention suffered twice, second time was the night before I picked the 1 up

Something springs to mind...

[Megaman]

...soooo boring, people only ever talk about cars and mechanical problems. It's like anyone on here actually knows anything about these kinds of things, you all just kiss each other's arses and everyone's a fookin expert but nobody knows the answer.... Opinionated twats.

Why can't people talk about better things like losing weight, fat fighting, obesity, diabetes, dieting, McDonalds big macs with bin of fries, full fat coke, cakes, sugar, Jeremy Kyle, gaydars, bumders, cottaging, golden showers, hot cookies, labias etc?

Fookin 'noises from big end bearings' and 'my keyring is worth £5million' is so last year, girlfriends. You should all be driving Audi TT's.... hairdresser cants.




(Hopefully I won't get banned now)

I lost weight once...

luckily i managed to find it again before I turned into something resembling a fell running skinny scouse

[John Mc]

I've never taken anything larger than a chair leg up the shitter.

[John Mc]

Any when suffered with premature ejaculation? I did once, first ever muff dive, as I went to to munch the carpet my erect penis touched the duvet and with the excitement of munching the crunch, shot my lot all over the covers does anyone have any technical ideas to remedy this problem?

Forgot to mention suffered twice, second time was the night before I picked the 1 up

WTF??

Fookin quality....

[John Mc]

...soooo boring, people only ever talk about cars and mechanical problems. It's like anyone on here actually knows anything about these kinds of things, you all just kiss each other's arses and everyone's a fookin expert but nobody knows the answer.... Opinionated twats.

Why can't people talk about better things like losing weight, fat fighting, obesity, diabetes, dieting, McDonalds big macs with bin of fries, full fat coke, cakes, sugar, Jeremy Kyle, gaydars, bumders, cottaging, golden showers, hot cookies, labias etc?

Fookin 'noises from big end bearings' and 'my keyring is worth £5million' is so last year, girlfriends. You should all be driving Audi TT's.... hairdresser cants.




(Hopefully I won't get banned now)

I lost weight once...

luckily i managed to find it again before I turned into something resembling a fell running skinny scouse

Fat cant...

[Megaman]

Any when suffered with premature ejaculation? I did once, first ever muff dive, as I went to to munch the carpet my erect penis touched the duvet and with the excitement of munching the crunch, shot my lot all over the covers does anyone have any technical ideas to remedy this problem?

Forgot to mention suffered twice, second time was the night before I picked the 1 up

WTF??

Fookin quality....

At least he can get it up 'Big John'

[Gary75]

Any when suffered with premature ejaculation? I did once, first ever muff dive, as I went to to munch the carpet my erect penis touched the duvet and with the excitement of munching the crunch, shot my lot all over the covers does anyone have any technical ideas to remedy this problem?

Forgot to mention suffered twice, second time was the night before I picked the 1 up

WTF??

Fookin quality....

At least he can get it up 'Big John'

No i didnt get it up, it was all over on the duvet..... i now call this the duvet experience.....

[Gary75]

Any when suffered with premature ejaculation? I did once, first ever muff dive, as I went to to munch the carpet my erect penis touched the duvet and with the excitement of munching the crunch, shot my lot all over the covers does anyone have any technical ideas to remedy this problem?

Forgot to mention suffered twice, second time was the night before I picked the 1 up

Something springs to mind...

I never tried the apple pie experience??? might be worth a go at the weekend. See how long i last

[John Mc]

Any when suffered with premature ejaculation? I did once, first ever muff dive, as I went to to munch the carpet my erect penis touched the duvet and with the excitement of munching the crunch, shot my lot all over the covers does anyone have any technical ideas to remedy this problem?

Forgot to mention suffered twice, second time was the night before I picked the 1 up

Something springs to mind...

I never tried the apple pie experience??? might be worth a go at the weekend. See how long i last

'kin ell man, I thought I had issues.... I feel fookin normal now...

[WR1 Bro]

I don't understand the pics? Can someone bring me upto speed please?

[Megaman]

I don't understand the pics? Can someone bring me upto speed please?

Watch "American Pie"

Then you will understand

Just avoid any warm apple pie "Big John" offers you

[John Mc]

I'll bake you a "shit" pie Bro... "shit" won't be the description, it'll be the main ingredient, as we all know you like natural products.

[WR1 Bro]

I'll bake you a "shit" pie Bro... "shit" won't be the description, it'll be the main ingredient, as we all know you like natural products.

Don't start attacking me Big John otherwise my dog will be enjoying you as a mini bone snack.

[Crockel]

Were you abused as a child ?

Sadly I was never abused as a child- I had to abuse myself

[WR1 Bro]

Were you abused as a child ?

Sadly I was never abused as a child- I had to abuse myself

That is probably worse as you decided abuse was right!

[Crockel]

Why can't people talk about better things like losing weight, fat fighting, obesity, diabetes, dieting, McDonalds big macs with bin of fries, full fat coke, cakes, sugar, Jeremy Kyle, gaydars, bumders, cottaging, golden showers, hot cookies, labias etc?

There's a few great topics to talk about there but where do you start? Being blokes and obviously having an inability to multi-task one subject at a time is probably best, so how about labias first? Are we talking labia majoras or labia minoras? Personally I like a large labia majora as it makes a comfortable face and chin rest and then a labia minora like a dangly prawn so my tongue doesn't get cramp. There's my two penneth worth

[WR1 Bro]

Why can't people talk about better things like losing weight, fat fighting, obesity, diabetes, dieting, McDonalds big macs with bin of fries, full fat coke, cakes, sugar, Jeremy Kyle, gaydars, bumders, cottaging, golden showers, hot cookies, labias etc?

There's a few great topics to talk about there but where do you start? Being blokes and obviously having an inability to multi-task one subject at a time is probably best, so how about labias first? Are we talking labia majoras or labia minoras? Personally I like a large labia majora as it makes a comfortable face and chin rest and then a labia minora like a dangly prawn so my tongue doesn't get cramp. There's my two penneth worth

Far too much thought....

[Gary75]

I love labia, i try to pounce on it every night, or I would if er indoors would let me have a go

[Crockel]

Why can't people talk about better things like losing weight, fat fighting, obesity, diabetes, dieting, McDonalds big macs with bin of fries, full fat coke, cakes, sugar, Jeremy Kyle, gaydars, bumders, cottaging, golden showers, hot cookies, labias etc?

There's a few great topics to talk about there but where do you start? Being blokes and obviously having an inability to multi-task one subject at a time is probably best, so how about labias first? Are we talking labia majoras or labia minoras? Personally I like a large labia majora as it makes a comfortable face and chin rest and then a labia minora like a dangly prawn so my tongue doesn't get cramp. There's my two penneth worth

Far too much thought....

And tonight's discussion will be the pros and cons of shaven haven vs hirsute pursuits

[WR 1mposter]

totally disgusted



Agree with Bro us brummies are quite simply unique


"vtid"

[Bonovox]

A clean shaved fud and a dangly set o piss flaps ......... yummy

[John Mc]

A clean shaved fud and a dangly set o piss flaps ......... yummy

Is 'fud' Scottish for arse?

[Gary75]

A clean shaved fud and a dangly set o piss flaps ......... yummy

Is 'fud' Scottish for arse?

I think fud stands for labia John

[Crockel]

A clean shaved fud and a dangly set o piss flaps ......... yummy

Is 'fud' Scottish for arse?

John Mc Tiddler (Dogging Expert) - raising the standards on the WR1 Owners Club since 2008

[John Mc]

A clean shaved fud and a dangly set o piss flaps ......... yummy

Is 'fud' Scottish for arse?

I think fud stands for labia John

I thought that, Gazzer... But I question Bono's sexuality....