She has got to go

[SteveS]

Got home from the pub this afternoon and found "er indoors" polishing the leather sofa with my Meguires lambswool mit, to cap it off, she was using my microfibre cloths to dust with..........so i'm gonna wash the 1 in her angora jumper tomorrow and see how she likes it...........Take that woman

[Crockel]

I assume her chain must be too long if she can reach the sofa- unless of course you keep the sofa in the kitchen.

[SteveS]

Ahh, thought of that, cant make the chain too long coz she will get too close to the 1 and will probably take a brillo pad to it.

[Megaman]

How many rules has she broken, not only has she touched your stuff without your permission, she has abused it and lastly probably tidied it up so you wont find it for the next 3 weeks!!

Get her told!

[marchar]

I'd wipe my arse with her knickers and put them back in the drawer !

[Gary75]

I'd wipe my arse with her knickers and put them back in the drawer !

No, no, at least she's doing the housework

[Chris 280]

you could always clean the bog with her toothbrush! (but dont kiss her after if you still do that sort of thing )

[SteveS]

You guys are really sad , but have given me some good ideas.......