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Had the wife come home from work the other day with her new company car list. Over 3000 cars to choose from. She wants a Mini Clubman, I want a Range Rover Evoque.

Shall I just send the form off with what I want and face the consequences when she finds out?

Should you even be asking? Its a mans world after all, she should be pleased that you are allowing her to get anything

Should you even be asking? Its a mans world after all, she should be pleased that you are allowing her to get anything

so good he said it twice

Get her a kia picanto, save on the car tax and spend it on the 1....durrrrrrr

As she has boobs she will only crash it anyways

Get the Evoque huzzy, tell her you didn't want to as you also love the mini but you're only thinking of her - safer car, better visibility, bigger air bags etc. She'll love you forever, you get the toy - Simples!

I am all for equal rights, but giving women choices as well? Once they got the right to vote they just couldn't accept their lot could they?

huzzy wrote:Had the wife come home from work the other day with her new company car list. Over 3000 cars to choose from. She wants a Mini Clubman, I want a Range Rover Evoque.

Shall I just send the form off with what I want and face the consequences when she finds out?

You mean the Land Rover Posh Spice? Yes they look nice, but a car designed by a slightly stupid thin woman?!

Get the Mini you fool, at least it has a loose Prodrive link now they're in the WRC!

Steveyk wrote:

huzzy wrote:Had the wife come home from work the other day with her new company car list. Over 3000 cars to choose from. She wants a Mini Clubman, I want a Range Rover Evoque.

Shall I just send the form off with what I want and face the consequences when she finds out?

You mean the Land Rover Posh Spice? Yes they look nice, but a car designed by a slightly stupid thin woman?!

Get the Mini you fool, at least it has a loose Prodrive link now they're in the WRC!

She was a spice girl, what could possibly go wrong?

Megaman wrote:

Steveyk wrote:

huzzy wrote:Had the wife come home from work the other day with her new company car list. Over 3000 cars to choose from. She wants a Mini Clubman, I want a Range Rover Evoque.

Shall I just send the form off with what I want and face the consequences when she finds out?

You mean the Land Rover Posh Spice? Yes they look nice, but a car designed by a slightly stupid thin woman?!

Get the Mini you fool, at least it has a loose Prodrive link now they're in the WRC!

She was a spice girl, what could possibly go wrong?

One day you'll wake up and your car will have gone down two dress sizes, had plastic surgery, signed a record deal and married a footballer.

Oh, and it'll have had botox in its bumpers and try and deny it.

Steveyk wrote:

Megaman wrote:

Steveyk wrote:

huzzy wrote:Had the wife come home from work the other day with her new company car list. Over 3000 cars to choose from. She wants a Mini Clubman, I want a Range Rover Evoque.

Shall I just send the form off with what I want and face the consequences when she finds out?

You mean the Land Rover Posh Spice? Yes they look nice, but a car designed by a slightly stupid thin woman?!

Get the Mini you fool, at least it has a loose Prodrive link now they're in the WRC!

She was a spice girl, what could possibly go wrong?

One day you'll wake up and your car will have gone down two dress sizes, had plastic surgery, signed a record deal and married a footballer.

Oh, and it'll have had botox in its bumpers and try and deny it.

Quality!

i think its only us blokes that go for the bigger airbags imposter