Not guilty mate!!
I suspect that bro is having a mental breakdown and drinking far too much!
I generally find that saturday and sunday morning when my phone flashes with a message its is bigboys bollax hanging there, as i find this hilarious that such a big old fatti can have such a pair of squirrels nuts! My hilarity obviously makes him feel better about his in-securities and they just keep coming.......
He also has a massive issue with his sexuality, I suspect hes a closet homo!