Chainsaws....

[SPIKE LIKE MIKE]

I was bored and decided the spikey 50ft monkeypuzzle and apple tree needed to be punished so I just ordere a chainsaw............

Excuse my future spelling as i suspect I may
be missing a limb or at least a digit or 2 very shortly....since I have issues handling a screwdriver, i reacon im in rite old trouble!



Anything to watch out for except the blades?

Pictures before and after large bonfire to follow

[WR 1mposter]

Stay away from the saw you monkee !

[rocko]

Yo Spike you goto Video it ..

But i can see you Takin A knee Cap off or summat

[SPIKE LIKE MIKE]

Yo Spike you goto Video it ..

But i can see you Takin A knee Cap off or summat

No caps, full limbs only!

Im actually really scared....dont suppose that will help

If u met me you know its really not a good idea

[rocko]

between you Pasty, Bro, Dan ..

There's No Hope So i can gather ..

[SPIKE LIKE MIKE]

between you Pasty, Bro, Dan ..

There's No Hope So i can gather ..

3 rite wankers there mate, the human gene pool went stagnant and fell rite off the "human" DNA trail!

[John Mc]

If you struggle with a screwdriver I'd stay well away from a chainsaw mate. Invest in some full chaps (not gay mates) and get someone who knows which end to hold the chainsaw to show you what to look out for.

The common tips would be don't use the tip of the chainsaw and don't press too hard otherwise you will experience kick-back (a bit like when you are bumming your boyfriend and the arse clenches) but this type of kick back will probably result in you losing a limb unless you are wearing your chaps (I know you'll get confused with this terminology)

Good luck, if all else fails.... £250 per video clip to help pay for the hospital bills

[Megaman]

This will be Spike : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4ppflolWAo

[Matty WR1]

Protect your chap, with buying some chaps!!!


seriously though, I'd invest in some mate....

http://www.cspforestry.com/Labonville_Kevlar_Chainsaw_Chaps_p/KevlarChaps.htm

[WR1 Bro]

I'd pay to watch Spike using a chainsaw so long as I was protected from the unstable boy by a shark cage.

[eck]

I often see my neighbour in full kevler body protection including gloves & face shield whilst fannying about with his electric chainsaw trying to chop up swan vesta sized logs meanwhile im over the fence with my 50cc Husqvarna dressed in shorts & t shirts reducing mighty oaks with wood chippings flying everywhere.

Just you show the saw who's the boss Spikee Mikee

[John Mc]

I often see my neighbour in full kevler body protection including gloves & face shield whilst fannying about with his electric chainsaw trying to chop up swan vesta sized logs meanwhile im over the fence with my 50cc Husqvarna dressed in shorts & t shirts reducing mighty oaks with wood chippings flying everywhere.

Just you show the saw who's the boss Spikee Mikee

But doesn't your neighbour stand on his own 2 legs instead of sitting on 4 wheels?

[SPIKE LIKE MIKE]

Its been "shipped" wohooooo

Thanks for the advice, i've called a mate in to "help", an "estate agent" mate

999 ready to dial.... haha

[eck]

I often see my neighbour in full kevler body protection including gloves & face shield whilst fannying about with his electric chainsaw trying to chop up swan vesta sized logs meanwhile im over the fence with my 50cc Husqvarna dressed in shorts & t shirts reducing mighty oaks with wood chippings flying everywhere.

Just you show the saw who's the boss Spikee Mikee

But doesn't your neighbour stand on his own 2 legs instead of sitting on 4 wheels?

You failed

[Chris 280]

hi mate ,i used to work in the woods(i said WORK!) be very careful,even if you think youve mastered it things can go wrong get all the gear and watch somebody who knows what there doing,but hey there bloody brilliant ,when there sharp,so keep it sharp good luck

[SPIKE LIKE MIKE]

2 days solid and I retain all digits!!

What I didnt bargain on was approx 3 skips worth of trees n bushes, i got "into the moment" with the saw next thin u know all the apples are on the floor with the branches...pmsl...and all the bushes/shrubs..."what bushes !!

Been furiously burnin!!!

[Micktype WR1]

I've p***ed myself larfing at this thread !!!!

Cheers guys.

It just needs the odd photo................

and judging by what's been said, there SHOULD be something odd about !