Auto Erotica!?!

[WR1 Bro]

A sub classification of ‘art’ known as auto-erotica that combines the visual aspects of conventional art with a need to touch, caress, and fondle said erotica. Only applicable to the male of the species. Can be very addictive. Initial symptons of auto-eroto syndrome involve not looking at prices, getting an odd feeling in your loins when in contact with auto-erotica etc.

Advanced stages of the disease inevitably lead a complete breakdown of relationship with your chosen female of the species.

So, with this in mind, what is your auto erotica?

[Megaman]

Hi Everyone, my names Martin and im an Auto-Erotica-Aholick

[CAVEMAN]

Well, I thought I had recovered from this long standing illness and pulled myself from the gutter.

I had found a decent job, met a mighty fine girlie and even managed to fool the bank into lending me some cash to fund a house.

However, those dark days returned at my first visit to the GFoS and the introduction to the Macca F1.

The book Driving Ambition (and yup I shelled out over 1K for the ltd edition version and went to pick it up from the old Woking site..even signed by Mr Murray, Dennis, Ojjeh, Brown and even Rowan Atkinson and a chance meeting with Adrian Newey (who then headed up the F1 design team))

It is simply THE best book about THE best car ever.

As a design engineer that works on projects inside the automotive industry, specfically in the design departments too, nothing has ever come close to the pursuit or sheer dedication to perfection. Even the new Macca's (of which I have been lucky enough to sit in and view the entire 3D design) doesn't hold my interest as much as the original.

This book/car combo has sent me back to rehab to evaluate my meaningless life...

[John Mc]

I like stroking exhausts

[WR1 Bro]

I like stroking exhausts

How odd!

[Steveyk]

The amazing Pagani Why-ee-ra. Who say's cars can't be art?

Details like the gear selector and pedals, awesome. I want to touch them. In a non-creepy way of course.

[Bonovox]

I remember watching a programme a few years ago featuring a bloke that had "sexy time" with cars, he was on a road trip across the USA to meet another bloke "keen" on cars. The camera crew caught him playing with himself while stroking their hire car (sticky puddle next to the car in the morning)
When he did meet this other bloke I think he raped his VW Beetle

Other episodes featured a woman in love with a fairground ride another in love with the Eiffel Tower and another woman who was married to the Berlin wall and was accusing it of having an affair.

[Crockel]

An auto-erotic fan yesterday

[SteveS]

Oh god, I wanna be

How sick have you gotta be to defile a Range Rover like that

[WR1 Bro]

I've just wet myself. Is that Meagaman?

[Megaman]

Cheeky b*stard, if it was me id be at least a couple of foot back from the car...

[WR1 Bro]

Cheeky b*stard, if it was me id be at least a couple of foot back from the car...

Can you feel me yet? Err no, darlin you need SexNav

[Megaman]

"At the bush go straight on"

[SteveS]

An auto-erotic fan yesterday

So this must be post coital exhaustion, most guys just role over and have a smoke

[Megaman]

[Bonovox]

An auto-erotic fan yesterday

A bit narrow? I'm more of a Blitz Nur Spec type of guy (without the bung )

[Osimabu]

He took it for its MoT the next day and it failed.

He asked the tester why and was told 'Your exhaust's f*cked mate'.









I'll get me coat.

[WR1 Bro]

He took it for its MoT the next day and it failed.

He asked the tester why and was told 'Your exhaust's f*cked mate'.









I'll get me coat.

Don't even hang around to collect your coat