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should i kill her or just break her legs?
the mother in law has reversed into my car
 as it nwasparked up ,outside my house, luckily or not its only smashed the headlamp and a small scratch on wing and bonnet, im not a happy bunny but i wont be paying for it, and i suppose it could have been worse,it is better to have had a wr1 and lost it than never to have one at all.
Bummer! As you say it could have been worse but the fact remains your cars damaged through no fault of your own. Tell her to stick to Ironing and leave the driving to the men
 
Ah no way - you are definitely owed big style for that mate... I mean id reckon the damage even though not looking like much will be at least 7-8k to fix. Like you said not a problem as long as she transfers the money you will sort it all out
 
[quote="Foley"]Kill her
Deffo,kill her then drag her body around the roads then leave it on a Gibbet post as a warning to all female drivers. Heaven can wait....I'm playing with my scooby.
That sounds a bit harsh-I think you owe her a fighting chance. I would suggest tying her to the back of the car by her hands. Then drive at a steady 15 mph for say 20 miles. If she lives call it quits. If you think the odds are a bit too much in her favour make sure she is wearing high heels. L PS make sure you tie her to the towing bar to make sure you avoid her causing any further damage to your car. PPS avoid any sudden braking as well- I did this once with my mother in law and she ran into the back of my car as she was keeping good pace.
Take her to the town center, rope her to a bollard, bend her over, cuff or tie her wrists to her ankles, cover her in sheeps wool with a pair of green wellies, with sign saying "male sheep please abuse" !
2007 BMW M5
2004 Petter Solberg STi
Take her to the town center, rope her to a bollard, bend her over, cuff or tie her wrists to her ankles, cover her in sheeps wool with a pair of green wellies, with sign saying "male sheep please abuse" !
dont think i should reward her! it is better to have had a wr1 and lost it than never to have one at all.
Good point..... but I forgot to mention no ky ! 2007 BMW M5
2004 Petter Solberg STi
Watch out though, she might actually enjoy having that done to her
this is the biggest bargining chip you will ever have buddy!!
Use it wisely and may you have the life that we all wish we could of had!! lucky git...although you win now get an extra guilt ridden knitted sweater every xmas!
so far im doing good for lifts to and from the pubs,evey cloud eh
it is better to have had a wr1 and lost it than never to have one at all.
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