Selling up

[p060064h]

Hi girls & boys those of you who know me i bet your glad im back

Ive been out of the country for quite a bit making it nice and safe for you lot so you can get a good nights sleep.

At the moment ive got a VW T5 and the WR1, the T5 for practicality & the WR1 for a bit of fun.
Ive decided to get rid of them both and get a focus RS to have the best of both worlds.

I have no idea how much to ask for the WR1 so please can i have your views on how much i should ask for or should expect to get.
If anyone is interested in either the car or the van let me know.

Thanks guys love ya x x x [/img][/url]

[p060064h]

Forgot to mention the van has been converted by VW.
Hear is a link to the van mine is in blue.

http://www.vw-campervans.co.uk/camperva ... -campervan

[John Mc]

What did you get banged up for?

It is a bit difficult to value something without specs / pics / mileage

[p060064h]

I got caught selling crack outside the local school.

I thought people might remember its the striped out 586 bhp monster

[John Mc]

Penis

I remember you had stripped it and were over 500bhp but it was around this point that you disappeared/got banged up... is there a thread on here with the details?

[p060064h]

There is some threads on hear but im poo pants on computers so cant find em.

[p060064h]

Found some pics on scoobynet

http://bbs.scoobynet.com/trader-announc ... leted.html

[WR1 Bro]

What is Scoobynet? Is that a hunting ground for children that like ScoobyDoo?

Good to have you back cock... oops, I'm meant Craig.

Hat off to you fella.

[Megaman]

Let the fun commence (again)

RS is a nice car not sure id swap a 500bhp scooby for one though, bit of a step back!

[Micktype WR1]

or even 584bhp !!!!!!!!!!!!! gulp !

Have you an idea as to what price you'll set for the ONE ?

[John Mc]

Are you able to put more photos up as it is now? Can't see a great deal on boobynet.

How many miles has it done?

[p060064h]

Hay up bro ya knob.

Yeah it will be a step back in speed but i like the RS.

As ive been away its been in my garage for about a year the car has done about 25k in total and probably less than 5k since work was completed.

Please could someone tell me how to post phots, its been a while & i forgot.

If you got any back copies of Total impreza its in the may/june 2009 issue.

[WR1 Bro]

Are you selling because JP went a few steps better?

LOSER!

[p060064h]

Yeah if i aint got the fastest one im not interested, you know me.

Ive got a tiny cock like you so i have to compensate somehow.

[WR1 Bro]

Exactly mate. My car is only around the 400bhp mark so that must mean my little chap is a little bigger than yours?

I think my car will be hitting the market in the very near future.

[p060064h]

There's no such thing as a small cock just a big fanny

While we are on the subject im interested in the snot green RS but my dad reckons i should have the white, your constructive views are welcome

[WR1 Bro]

I think you should get a camouflage job done on the RS.

[eck]

There's no such thing as a small cock just a big fanny

While we are on the subject im interested in the snot green RS but my dad reckons i should have the white, your constructive views are welcome

Green looks good but would rather have the white c/w black wheels and some other black/carbon ad-ons tho.


Good luck with the sale, not what i would do to a wr1 but awesome car neverless.

[John Mc]

There's no such thing as a small cock just a big fanny

While we are on the subject im interested in the snot green RS but my dad reckons i should have the white, your constructive views are welcome

Check out the matt black wrap on one of the detailing threads that Clark did in the car care section. Looks good in the matt black... Dan has got the green one but it only had 300 horses which he had upgraded to 350bhp because his cock was smaller than he thought

[John Mc]

I think you should get a camouflage job done on the RS.

and wear night vision goggles when you drive around!

[p060064h]

I'll have a look MC hammer. I will probably have the 350 upgrade too.

I hate cam been wearing it for to long, I've got blue eyes so it don't suit me.

[p060064h]

and wear night vision goggles when you drive around![/quote]

Don't use goggles,we use an eye piese over one eye so the other eye can still fire the weapon.

[Megaman]

Universal commando springs to mind...

When its clean Green looks great for the RS, although ive seen the odd filthy ones which are awful.

Nice cars though..

Bro - you thinking of selling up?

What would you want for yours before i spend thousands getting mine up to 585.4bhp

[John Mc]

Don't use goggles,we use an eye piese over one eye so the other eye can still fire the weapon.

and so you can see the victims ring-piece

[p060064h]

Depends which eye I'm looking through when I unleash the pain

[John Mc]

Depends which eye I'm looking through when I unleash the pain

'Japs'?

[Megaman]

Depends which eye I'm looking through when I unleash the pain

'Japs'?

[p060064h]

While we are on the subject what do men from japan call there japs eye.

[John Mc]

What?

[Megaman]

Their British Eye... duh didnt you know that?