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Just been sent this email !

Postby WR 1mposter » Wed Aug 19, 2009 7:54 pm

Fookin gook :roll:







From Mr Ameed Karim

Dear Friend, I have been searching for your contact since you left our country some years ago .I do not know whether this is your correct email address or not because I only used your name initials to search for your contact in the internet .In case you are not the person I am supposed to contact , please see this as a confidential message and do not reveal it to another person but if you are not the intended receiver, do let me know whether you can be of assistance regarding my proposal below because it is top secret.

I am still working with the Africa Development Bank (ADB) where we met during your official visit to my country.I am about to retire from active Bank service to start a new life but I am sceptical to reveal this particular secret to a stranger .You must assure me that everything will be handled confidentially because we are not going to suffer again in life.

It has been 10 years now that mo st of the greedy African Politicians used our bank to Launder money overseas through the help of their Political advisers. Most of the funds which they transferred out of the shores of Africa was gold and oil money that was supposed to have been used to develop the continent. Their Political advisers always
inflated the amounts before transfer to foreign accounts so I also used the opportunity to divert part of the funds hence I am aware that there is no official trace of how much was transferred as all the accounts used for such transfers were being closed after transfer.

I acted as the Bank Officer to most of the politicians and when I discovered that they were using me to succeed in their greedy act, I also cleaned some of their banking records from the Bank files and no one cared to ask me because the money was too much for them to control. They laundered over $2bn during the process .As I am sending this message to you, I was able to divert more than O ne Hundred and Fifty seven Million Dollars ($150m) to an escrow account belonging to no one in the bank. The bank is anxious now to know whois the beneficiary to the funds because they have made a lot of profits with the funds.It is more than Eight years now and most of the politicians are no longer using our bank to transfer funds overseas.

The $150M has been lying waste but I don't want to retire from the bank without transferring the funds to a foreign account to enable me share the proceeds with the receiver. The money will be shared 60% for me and 40% for you .
There is no one coming to ask you about the funds because I secured everything.I only want you to assist me by providing a viable bank account where the funds can be transferred. You are not to face any difficulties or legal implications as I am going to handle the transfer personally. If you are capable of receiving the funds, do let me know immediately to enable me give you detailed infor mation on what to do.

For me, I have not stolen the money from anyone because the other people that took the whole money did not face any problems. This is my chance also to grab my own but you must keep the details of the funds secret to avoid leakages as no one in the bank knows about the funds.

Please supply me the following:
Your current contact address and Telephone Numbers. Whether you will be able to come down again to my country to meet me before the commencement of the transfer.
I shall intimate you on what to do when I get your confirmation and acceptance. If you are capable of being my trusted associate, do declare your consent to me.
Waiting for your urgent response.
Yours Faithfully,
Mr Ameed Karim.
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Postby Foley » Wed Aug 19, 2009 7:59 pm

Sounds a good offer to me :lol:
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Postby WR 1mposter » Wed Aug 19, 2009 8:02 pm

Foley wrote:Sounds a good offer to me :lol:


Seeing as I've never been to africa suspicious.
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Postby Foley » Wed Aug 19, 2009 8:06 pm

WR 1mpostor (aka number 1 moderator) wrote:
Foley wrote:Sounds a good offer to me :lol:


Seeing as I've never been to africa suspicious.


Just alittle,

I get those emails alot,

Do they think people can be that stupid :roll:
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Postby WR 1mposter » Wed Aug 19, 2009 8:13 pm

Foley wrote:
WR 1mpostor (aka number 1 moderator) wrote:
Foley wrote:Sounds a good offer to me :lol:


Seeing as I've never been to africa suspicious.


Just alittle,

I get those emails alot,

Do they think people can be that stupid :roll:


There is always one gullible man witha blown up subaru that will reply ! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby MaverickUK82 » Wed Aug 19, 2009 8:45 pm

I get them sorts of emails quite frequently. I once replied for a laugh, said I was willing to do whatever they wanted for the cash etc, but they never replied...
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Postby Bonovox » Wed Aug 19, 2009 8:59 pm

Oh you lucky b*stard!!!!! :lol:


Somewhere on t'internet theres a cracking site where they take these folk on and get them to send pics of themselves holding signs saying stuff like Im a c*nt etc and totaly ripping the piss out of them.
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Postby wr1.305 » Wed Aug 19, 2009 8:59 pm

personally bud i wouldnt open it. would be worried about "spy ware" or viruses. would run a sweep if i was you, just to make sure. :D
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Postby M9JOC » Wed Aug 19, 2009 9:53 pm

Just remember that Doctor that paid the Nigerian 300,000 quid

nothing surprises me, people are stupid!!!!
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Postby John Mc » Thu Aug 20, 2009 7:31 am

I'm pretty sure that opening an ESCROW account would require checks on money laundering in the first place.... I am not sure you can just open one and chuck tens of millions into it without declaring the source!!

Secondly, given that most of us probably aren't earning £20m per year... having £60m transferred into your current account might raise an eyebrow or 2 in your local branch when you try to draw it out over the counter citing "it's a lottery win"!!

Got to hand it to them, these guys are clever and well educated. :loony:
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Postby Bonovox » Thu Aug 20, 2009 7:42 am

check this site out :lol:


http://www.419eater.com/index.php

Have a look at some of the pics in the trophy room and the hall of shame :lol:
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Postby Crockel » Thu Aug 20, 2009 6:25 pm

Why all the scepticism- this looks like a once in a lifetime opportunity to me?

Having said that though I bought 10 grands worth of tartan paint off the Internet recently and that still hasn't arrived from Nigeria :cry:
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Postby Bonovox » Thu Aug 20, 2009 6:35 pm

Crockel wrote:Why all the scepticism- this looks like a once in a lifetime opportunity to me?

Having said that though I bought 10 grands worth of tartan paint off the Internet recently and that still hasn't arrived from Nigeria :cry:


Probably stuck in a container somewhere with my wood burning microwave that I sent £200 cash to Nigeria for. :lol:
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Postby Crockel » Thu Aug 20, 2009 6:49 pm

I am fairly sure it will turn up eventually- he sent me a picture of one of the 1000 tins I bought along with a picture of the brush with the paint applied:

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Apparently you can't stir it though as it destroys the pattern.

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Postby WR 1mposter » Thu Aug 20, 2009 6:50 pm

Crockel wrote:I am fairly sure it will turn up eventually- he sent me a picture of one of the 1000 tins I bought along with a picture of the brush with the paint applied:

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Apparently you can't stir it though as it destroys the pattern.

Lee


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Postby SPIKE LIKE MIKE » Thu Aug 20, 2009 6:54 pm

See how long you can "play him" many hours of fun to be had!!
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Postby WR 1mposter » Thu Aug 20, 2009 8:24 pm

Spike "THE LEGEND" Mike XXX wrote:See how long you can "play him" many hours of fun to be had!!


copy an deleted it :lol: so no idea who now.
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