Whats in a cars name?

[Gee Wr1]

Saw these on another site & thought i'd pop them on here.
Some are good & some are crap but there were a few that made me chuckle

Ford

Fix Or Repair Daily
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
Found on Road Dead
f*cked on Race Day
Flatulent Odors Routinely Discharged
F'ed Over Rebuilt Dodge (the original Fords had Dodge Brothers' engines)
in reverse: Driver Returns On Foot
F*ck Off Richard Daley
Found On Rubbish Dump
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
First Owners Recommended Dodge

Escort
Evidently Someone Can't Obtain Reliable Transportation

Audi
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Addresses Underage Decency Indefinitely
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

BMW
Bring More Worries
Barely Moving Wreck
Bavarian Manure Wagon
Bavarian Muck Works
Built from Mercedes Wastebin
Bring Me to Workshop
Break My Wallet
Be My Wife
Bang My Wife
Big Money Waste
Big Money Wanker
Bite My Weenie
Black Man's Wheels
Baader-Meinhof Wagon
Brings Me Women
Butt Munching Wanker
b*stard Moving Wrecklessly
Bite My Winky

Citroen
Crap Interior Terrible Road-holding Owned Entirely by Nutters

Ferrari
Found Everywhere Really Rich Annoying Retards Inhabit

Fiat
Found In A Trashbin
Flat In All Tyres
Fehler in Allen Teilen
For Italians, Adequate Technology
Fix It Again, Tony
Failed Italian Attempt (at) Transportation

Lotus
Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious

Mercedes
Most Expensive Ridiculous Car Ever Driven by European Snobs

Porsche
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Chavs Having Everything
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Cunts Having Everything

Renault
Rebuilt Engine, New Axles, Usually Lousy Transmission
Retarded Engine No Acceleration Ugly Lump of Trash

Saab
Sad Attempt At Beauty

Honda
Had One, Never Did Again
Hold On, Not Done Accelerating

Civic
Completely Insipid Village Idiot's Car

Mitsubishi
Many Innovations To Suck Unsuspecting Buyers Into Some Hellish Invention
Might In Theory Seem Usable But Is (a) Simply Hideous Import
Multiple Impact Tests Show Unprecedented Breakage, Is (a) Simply Horrible Investment

Subaru
Shot Up Bad A-- Racing Unit
U R A BUS (Backwards)

Suzuki
Service Usually Zilch Unless Kamikaze Inside

Toyota
The One You Ought To Avoid
Tired Overrated Yawnmobiles or Tedious Appliances

[p060064h]

Saw these on another site & thought i'd pop them on here.
Some are good & some are crap but there were a few that made me chuckle

Ford

Fix Or Repair Daily
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
Found on Road Dead
f*cked on Race Day
Flatulent Odors Routinely Discharged
F'ed Over Rebuilt Dodge (the original Fords had Dodge Brothers' engines)
in reverse: Driver Returns On Foot
F*ck Off Richard Daley
Found On Rubbish Dump
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
First Owners Recommended Dodge

Escort
Evidently Someone Can't Obtain Reliable Transportation

Audi
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Addresses Underage Decency Indefinitely
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

BMW
Bring More Worries
Barely Moving Wreck
Bavarian Manure Wagon
Bavarian Muck Works
Built from Mercedes Wastebin
Bring Me to Workshop
Break My Wallet
Be My Wife
Bang My Wife
Big Money Waste
Big Money Wanker
Bite My Weenie
Black Man's Wheels
Baader-Meinhof Wagon
Brings Me Women
Butt Munching Wanker
b*stard Moving Wrecklessly
Bite My Winky

Citroen
Crap Interior Terrible Road-holding Owned Entirely by Nutters

Ferrari
Found Everywhere Really Rich Annoying Retards Inhabit

Fiat
Found In A Trashbin
Flat In All Tyres
Fehler in Allen Teilen
For Italians, Adequate Technology
Fix It Again, Tony
Failed Italian Attempt (at) Transportation

Lotus
Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious

Mercedes
Most Expensive Ridiculous Car Ever Driven by European Snobs

Porsche
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Chavs Having Everything
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Cunts Having Everything

Renault
Rebuilt Engine, New Axles, Usually Lousy Transmission
Retarded Engine No Acceleration Ugly Lump of Trash

Saab
Sad Attempt At Beauty

Honda
Had One, Never Did Again
Hold On, Not Done Accelerating

Civic
Completely Insipid Village Idiot's Car

Mitsubishi
Many Innovations To Suck Unsuspecting Buyers Into Some Hellish Invention
Might In Theory Seem Usable But Is (a) Simply Hideous Import
Multiple Impact Tests Show Unprecedented Breakage, Is (a) Simply Horrible Investment

Subaru
Shot Up Bad A-- Racing Unit
U R A BUS (Backwards)

Suzuki
Service Usually Zilch Unless Kamikaze Inside

Toyota
The One You Ought To Avoid
Tired Overrated Yawnmobiles or Tedious Appliances

[Gee Wr1]

What rules?????????????????????????????

[The Swede]

Built from Mercedes Wastebin
Black Man's Wheels

[bbigman2000]

Built from Mercedes Wastebin
Black Man's Wheels

Not even a little funny that you have quoted this swede pmsl

[The Swede]

Built from Mercedes Wastebin
Black Man's Wheels

Not even a little funny that you have quoted this swede pmsl

Well, what did you expect? Except that I am really sorry presa doesn't show his married nose here anymore.

I'm glad you got a thick skin !

[WR 1mposter]

Built from Mercedes Wastebin
Black Man's Wheels

Not even a little funny that you have quoted this swede pmsl

Well, what did you expect? Except that I am really sorry presa doesn't show his married nose here anymore.

I'm glad you got a thick skin !

I did chuckle also

[bbigman2000]

So he got married is that why he doesnt post anymore

I think Gee must have edited out some of the subaru ones there must have been more than two surely

[The Swede]

:( So he got married is that why he doesnt post anymore

I think Gee must have edited out some of the subaru ones there must have been more than two surely

Getting married and then splashing out on a lavish motor was the mistake. In the past, he could just tell her to p*ss off if she wasn't happy him hanging out with us. Now, if he doesn't listen, she'll walk (not a great loss, tbh ), take half of his income in alimony and the M5... (actually also not a great loss )

[bbigman2000]

pmsl, the M5 would be more of a loss than the missus to me (sorry kat)... gotta watch what I say on forums as she probably has a key logger on my laptops such is her desire to catch me speaking to any female on the planet......

[The Swede]

pmsl, the M5 would be more of a loss than the missus to me (sorry kat)... gotta watch what I say on forums as she probably has a key logger on my laptops such is her desire to catch me speaking to any female on the planet......

Which wouldn't be a big loss either

[bbigman2000]

On the contrary bud, the M5 would be a massive loss, its what make's life worth living

[WR1 Bro]

:lol: On the contrary bud, the M5 would be a massive loss, its what make's life worth living

Don't expect Swede to understand... he lives to be slapped about by birds!

[bbigman2000]

What his missus own's his ass you mean ?

[WR1 Bro]

What his missus own's his ass you mean ?

Something like that... Spike said she tugs on his todger, gives him the puppy dog eyes and out comes the wallet...

[The Swede]

What his missus own's his ass you mean ?

Something like that... Spike said she tugs on his todger, gives him the puppy dog eyes and out comes the wallet...

Given how much I spend on cars, it's a very empty wallet that comes out

PS: I thought I had a reputation for making women earn money for me, not the other way round

[WR1 Bro]

What his missus own's his ass you mean ?

Something like that... Spike said she tugs on his todger, gives him the puppy dog eyes and out comes the wallet...

Given how much I spend on cars, it's a very empty wallet that comes out

PS: I thought I had a reputation for making women earn money for me, not the other way round

You WISH you had a reputation......

[The Swede]

Some like girls for the looks, others like girls for the money she has...

[Gee Wr1]

:( So he got married is that why he doesnt post anymore

I think Gee must have edited out some of the subaru ones there must have been more than two surely

Only removed 1 scooby one as it was really crap.

Here's the original page
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Car_manufacturers

[WR 1mposter]

What his missus own's his ass you mean ?

Something like that... Spike said he tugs on his todger, gives him the puppy dog eyes and out comes the wallet...

yes i remember the pics bro

[presa900]

Built from Mercedes Wastebin
Black Man's Wheels

Not even a little funny that you have quoted this swede pmsl

Well, what did you expect? Except that I am really sorry presa doesn't show his married nose here anymore.

I'm glad you got a thick skin !