What could possibly have gone wrong....??

[John Mc]

was in the gents earlier and heard someone in one of the cubicles fart and quite obviously follow through but then heard him say "oh dear"....

As I walked back to my desk, I couldn't help but wonder what could have possibly gone awry if you are sitting over the toilet and followed through?

Bro? Any suggestions?

[WR1 Bro]

was in the gents earlier and heard someone in one of the cubicles fart and quite obviously follow through but then heard him say "oh dear"....

As I walked back to my desk, I couldn't help but wonder what could have possibly gone awry if you are sitting over the toilet and followed through?

Bro? Any suggestions?

A few things can go wrong:-

1 Forgot to take his pants off?
2 No bog roll left
3 Stood up, done the paperwork before letting out a cheeky fart... that runs down your leg

[John Mc]

FPMSL mate, I hadn't considered those options!! I should get out more!!

[WR1 Bro]

Any scouse that gets out more is often caught for nicking cars...

[Bonovox]

Maybe if the toilet wasn't that clean he was trying to shit while hovering above the seat, he maybe got the wrong trajectory and shit up the wall or even worse into his dungers


or


Maybe his rectum prolapsed?

[John Mc]

Maybe if the toilet wasn't that clean he was trying to shit while hovering above the seat, he maybe got the wrong trajectory and shit up the wall or even worse into his dungers


or


Maybe his rectum prolapsed?

Any experience of this Bono? Seem to be quite an expert!!

[WR1 Bro]

I remember being in a caravan on a drunken holiday with a few lads. One drunk mate went into the "small" toilet and sat on the toilet emptying his bowls... You know what it is like after a few days of drinking... it sort of shoots out with intermittent gas explosions and tends to be rather sloppy?

Anyway, in his drunken state he'd forgot to lift the toilet lid... Walls, floor, sink, mirror, shower area, toothbrushes were ALL splattered.

[John Mc]

[danr55]

shocking thread!

[WR 1mposter]

I remember being in a caravan on a drunken holiday with a few lads. One drunk mate went into the "small" toilet and sat on the toilet emptying his bowls... You know what it is like after a few days of drinking... it sort of shoots out with intermittent gas explosions and tends to be rather sloppy?

Anyway, in his drunken state he'd forgot to lift the toilet lid... Walls, floor, sink, mirror, shower area, toothbrushes were ALL splattered.

Away trucking one night park on the side road near the A666 just outside Bolton, while sleeping I had the urge to crap quickly just got out in time...squatted pebble dashed the wall ........ just as a car was driving past worse still no bog roll which was left in the truck, an you try climbing into a truck with your cacks placed so they dont get full of skiddies while reaching for the bog roll !

Or worse getting a pic of bro's poo !

[John Mc]

I remember being in a caravan on a drunken holiday with a few lads. One drunk mate went into the "small" toilet and sat on the toilet emptying his bowls... You know what it is like after a few days of drinking... it sort of shoots out with intermittent gas explosions and tends to be rather sloppy?

Anyway, in his drunken state he'd forgot to lift the toilet lid... Walls, floor, sink, mirror, shower area, toothbrushes were ALL splattered.

Away trucking one night park on the side road near the A666 just outside Bolton, while sleeping I had the urge to crap quickly just got out in time...squatted pebble dashed the wall ........ just as a car was driving past worse still no bog roll which was left in the truck, an you try climbing into a truck with your cacks placed so they dont get full of skiddies while reaching for the bog roll !

Or worse getting a pic of bro's poo !

I bet that looked like a right mess in the morning!!

I feel left out, haven't had the joyous pic of Stu's shyte yet

[WR1 Bro]

I remember being in a caravan on a drunken holiday with a few lads. One drunk mate went into the "small" toilet and sat on the toilet emptying his bowls... You know what it is like after a few days of drinking... it sort of shoots out with intermittent gas explosions and tends to be rather sloppy?

Anyway, in his drunken state he'd forgot to lift the toilet lid... Walls, floor, sink, mirror, shower area, toothbrushes were ALL splattered.

Away trucking one night park on the side road near the A666 just outside Bolton, while sleeping I had the urge to crap quickly just got out in time...squatted pebble dashed the wall ........ just as a car was driving past worse still no bog roll which was left in the truck, an you try climbing into a truck with your cacks placed so they dont get full of skiddies while reaching for the bog roll !

Or worse getting a pic of bro's poo !

I bet that looked like a right mess in the morning!!

I feel left out, haven't had the joyous pic of Stu's shyte yet

I'm saving the nob pics for you... I'm right in the mood for beer this evening so who knows what might happen!!

Just remembered the full naked shot Marky Mark sent me of him posing infront of a mirror!!

[John Mc]

I'm welling up with emotion again.... I might just have to put my phone on silent tonight.... not that waking up to a pic of someone's knob or a turd isn't a turn on!!

[Bonovox]

I'm welling up with emotion again.... I might just have to put my phone on silent tonight.... not that waking up to a pic of someone's knob or a turd isn't a turn on!!

Could be worse, It could be a knob with a turd on the end.

[WR1 Bro]

I'm welling up with emotion again.... I might just have to put my phone on silent tonight.... not that waking up to a pic of someone's knob or a turd isn't a turn on!!

What is it with all this toilet humour you seem to encourage?

[John Mc]

Not another MASSIVE dark coloured pot?

[Crockel]

was in the gents earlier and heard someone in one of the cubicles fart and quite obviously follow through but then heard him say "oh dear"....

As I walked back to my desk, I couldn't help but wonder what could have possibly gone awry if you are sitting over the toilet and followed through?

Bro? Any suggestions?

When he looked down to wipe he noticed two pairs of legs?

[Anders_WR1]

I remember being in a caravan on a drunken holiday with a few lads. One drunk mate went into the "small" toilet and sat on the toilet emptying his bowls... You know what it is like after a few days of drinking... it sort of shoots out with intermittent gas explosions and tends to be rather sloppy?

Anyway, in his drunken state he'd forgot to lift the toilet lid... Walls, floor, sink, mirror, shower area, toothbrushes were ALL splattered.

I remember a party, where this numpty stood up, walked to the corner of the room and starting pissing all over my mates 12" vinyl collection thinking he was in the bog

In the morning he claimed he couldn't remember anything, but as there was a room full of witnesses, he had to scrub the p1ss of all the records

and no, it wasn't me.

[WR1 Bro]

I remember being in a caravan on a drunken holiday with a few lads. One drunk mate went into the "small" toilet and sat on the toilet emptying his bowls... You know what it is like after a few days of drinking... it sort of shoots out with intermittent gas explosions and tends to be rather sloppy?

Anyway, in his drunken state he'd forgot to lift the toilet lid... Walls, floor, sink, mirror, shower area, toothbrushes were ALL splattered.

I remember a party, where this numpty stood up, walked to the corner of the room and starting pissing all over my mates 12" vinyl collection thinking he was in the bog

In the morning he claimed he couldn't remember anything, but as there was a room full of witnesses, he had to scrub the p1ss of all the records

and no, it wasn't me.

Quality...

As students I remember stopping over at a mates house and taking my bro with me. My bro and I were sleeping on the floor.

Mr bro stood up and pissed over the end of my mates bed before opening one of the draws in his bed side cabinet and pissing there too... I recall rolling over and going back to sleep thinking "fair play, I now know where the bog is".

[Foley]

Try being to wasted and rubbing your mates balls and thinking there yours lol, Shit happens

[WR1 Bro]

Try being to wasted and rubbing your mates balls and thinking there yours lol, Shit happens

WTF? PMSL

[WR 1mposter]

Try being to wasted and rubbing your mates balls and thinking there yours lol, Shit happens

WTF? PMSL

Something slurp slurp choke would welcome me thinks

[WR 1mposter]

I remember being in a caravan on a drunken holiday with a few lads. One drunk mate went into the "small" toilet and sat on the toilet emptying his bowls... You know what it is like after a few days of drinking... it sort of shoots out with intermittent gas explosions and tends to be rather sloppy?

Anyway, in his drunken state he'd forgot to lift the toilet lid... Walls, floor, sink, mirror, shower area, toothbrushes were ALL splattered.

I remember a party, where this numpty stood up, walked to the corner of the room and starting pissing all over my mates 12" vinyl collection thinking he was in the bog

In the morning he claimed he couldn't remember anything, but as there was a room full of witnesses, he had to scrub the p1ss of all the records

and no, it wasn't me.

Quality...

As students I remember stopping over at a mates house and taking my bro with me. My bro and I were sleeping on the floor.

Mr bro stood up and pissed over the end of my mates bed before opening one of the draws in his bed side cabinet and pissing there too... I recall rolling over and going back to sleep thinking "fair play, I now know where the bog is".

Stayed over at my old footie mates place after a evening of spoofing for port and brandy..... followed thru on his sofa, put his dog on the sofa an slept on the floor

[John Mc]

Stayed over at my old footie mates place after a evening of spoofing for port and brandy..... followed thru on his sofa, put his dog on the sofa an slept on the floor

FPMSL - Did the dog get the blame?

[WR1 Bro]

Stayed over at my old footie mates place after a evening of spoofing for port and brandy..... followed thru on his sofa, put his dog on the sofa an slept on the floor

FPMSL - Did the dog get the blame?

Pasty is a shocking house guest.... He sleeps as much as a dog

[The Swede]

I remember being in a caravan on a drunken holiday with a few lads. One drunk mate went into the "small" toilet and sat on the toilet emptying his bowls... You know what it is like after a few days of drinking... it sort of shoots out with intermittent gas explosions and tends to be rather sloppy?

Anyway, in his drunken state he'd forgot to lift the toilet lid... Walls, floor, sink, mirror, shower area, toothbrushes were ALL splattered.

You in a caravan??

Busted !

[WR1 Bro]

I remember being in a caravan on a drunken holiday with a few lads. One drunk mate went into the "small" toilet and sat on the toilet emptying his bowls... You know what it is like after a few days of drinking... it sort of shoots out with intermittent gas explosions and tends to be rather sloppy?

Anyway, in his drunken state he'd forgot to lift the toilet lid... Walls, floor, sink, mirror, shower area, toothbrushes were ALL splattered.

You in a caravan??

Busted !

As it happens, I was staying in a tent.

[The Swede]

Busted !

As it happens, I was staying in a tent.

FPMSL !!!

PS: Fancy coming to Southern France for few days this summer? I got a tent available