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Postby John Mc » Fri May 08, 2009 11:24 am

was in the gents earlier and heard someone in one of the cubicles fart and quite obviously follow through but then heard him say "oh dear"....

As I walked back to my desk, I couldn't help but wonder what could have possibly gone awry if you are sitting over the toilet and followed through?

Bro? Any suggestions?
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Re: What could possibly have gone wrong....??

Postby WR1 Bro » Fri May 08, 2009 11:58 am

John Mc Tiddler (Dogging Expert) wrote:was in the gents earlier and heard someone in one of the cubicles fart and quite obviously follow through but then heard him say "oh dear"....

As I walked back to my desk, I couldn't help but wonder what could have possibly gone awry if you are sitting over the toilet and followed through?

Bro? Any suggestions?


A few things can go wrong:-

1 Forgot to take his pants off?
2 No bog roll left
3 Stood up, done the paperwork before letting out a cheeky fart... that runs down your leg
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Postby John Mc » Fri May 08, 2009 11:59 am

FPMSL mate, I hadn't considered those options!! I should get out more!! :lol:
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Postby WR1 Bro » Fri May 08, 2009 12:03 pm

Any scouse that gets out more is often caught for nicking cars...
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Postby Bonovox » Fri May 08, 2009 12:09 pm

Maybe if the toilet wasn't that clean he was trying to shit while hovering above the seat, he maybe got the wrong trajectory and shit up the wall or even worse into his dungers :lol:


or


Maybe his rectum prolapsed? :shock:
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Postby John Mc » Fri May 08, 2009 12:31 pm

Bonovox wrote:Maybe if the toilet wasn't that clean he was trying to shit while hovering above the seat, he maybe got the wrong trajectory and shit up the wall or even worse into his dungers :lol:


or


Maybe his rectum prolapsed? :shock:


Any experience of this Bono? Seem to be quite an expert!! :shock: :lol:
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Postby WR1 Bro » Fri May 08, 2009 12:38 pm

I remember being in a caravan on a drunken holiday with a few lads. One drunk mate went into the "small" toilet and sat on the toilet emptying his bowls... You know what it is like after a few days of drinking... it sort of shoots out with intermittent gas explosions and tends to be rather sloppy?

Anyway, in his drunken state he'd forgot to lift the toilet lid... Walls, floor, sink, mirror, shower area, toothbrushes were ALL splattered.
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Postby John Mc » Fri May 08, 2009 12:47 pm

:lol2: :thumb:
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Postby danr55 » Fri May 08, 2009 1:14 pm

shocking thread! :lol: :lol:
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Postby WR 1mposter » Fri May 08, 2009 1:18 pm

WR1 Bro wrote:I remember being in a caravan on a drunken holiday with a few lads. One drunk mate went into the "small" toilet and sat on the toilet emptying his bowls... You know what it is like after a few days of drinking... it sort of shoots out with intermittent gas explosions and tends to be rather sloppy?

Anyway, in his drunken state he'd forgot to lift the toilet lid... Walls, floor, sink, mirror, shower area, toothbrushes were ALL splattered.


Away trucking one night park on the side road near the A666 just outside Bolton, while sleeping I had the urge to crap quickly just got out in time...squatted pebble dashed the wall ........ just as a car was driving past :oops: :oops: worse still no bog roll which was left in the truck, an you try climbing into a truck with your cacks placed so they dont get full of skiddies while reaching for the bog roll ! :roll: :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Or worse getting a pic of bro's poo ! :roll:
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Postby John Mc » Fri May 08, 2009 1:31 pm

WR 1mpostor (aka number 1 moderator) wrote:
WR1 Bro wrote:I remember being in a caravan on a drunken holiday with a few lads. One drunk mate went into the "small" toilet and sat on the toilet emptying his bowls... You know what it is like after a few days of drinking... it sort of shoots out with intermittent gas explosions and tends to be rather sloppy?

Anyway, in his drunken state he'd forgot to lift the toilet lid... Walls, floor, sink, mirror, shower area, toothbrushes were ALL splattered.


Away trucking one night park on the side road near the A666 just outside Bolton, while sleeping I had the urge to crap quickly just got out in time...squatted pebble dashed the wall ........ just as a car was driving past :oops: :oops: worse still no bog roll which was left in the truck, an you try climbing into a truck with your cacks placed so they dont get full of skiddies while reaching for the bog roll ! :roll: :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Or worse getting a pic of bro's poo ! :roll:


I bet that looked like a right mess in the morning!! :shock:

I feel left out, haven't had the joyous pic of Stu's shyte yet :lol:
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Postby WR1 Bro » Fri May 08, 2009 2:14 pm

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WR 1mpostor (aka number 1 moderator) wrote:
WR1 Bro wrote:I remember being in a caravan on a drunken holiday with a few lads. One drunk mate went into the "small" toilet and sat on the toilet emptying his bowls... You know what it is like after a few days of drinking... it sort of shoots out with intermittent gas explosions and tends to be rather sloppy?

Anyway, in his drunken state he'd forgot to lift the toilet lid... Walls, floor, sink, mirror, shower area, toothbrushes were ALL splattered.


Away trucking one night park on the side road near the A666 just outside Bolton, while sleeping I had the urge to crap quickly just got out in time...squatted pebble dashed the wall ........ just as a car was driving past :oops: :oops: worse still no bog roll which was left in the truck, an you try climbing into a truck with your cacks placed so they dont get full of skiddies while reaching for the bog roll ! :roll: :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Or worse getting a pic of bro's poo ! :roll:


I bet that looked like a right mess in the morning!! :shock:

I feel left out, haven't had the joyous pic of Stu's shyte yet :lol:


I'm saving the nob pics for you... I'm right in the mood for beer this evening so who knows what might happen!!

Just remembered the full naked shot Marky Mark sent me of him posing infront of a mirror!!
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Postby John Mc » Fri May 08, 2009 3:12 pm

I'm welling up with emotion again.... I might just have to put my phone on silent tonight.... not that waking up to a pic of someone's knob or a turd isn't a turn on!! :lol:
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Postby Bonovox » Fri May 08, 2009 3:14 pm

John Mc Tiddler (Dogging Expert) wrote:I'm welling up with emotion again.... I might just have to put my phone on silent tonight.... not that waking up to a pic of someone's knob or a turd isn't a turn on!! :lol:


Could be worse, It could be a knob with a turd on the end. :lol:
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Postby WR1 Bro » Fri May 08, 2009 3:19 pm

John Mc Tiddler (Dogging Expert) wrote:I'm welling up with emotion again.... I might just have to put my phone on silent tonight.... not that waking up to a pic of someone's knob or a turd isn't a turn on!! :lol:


What is it with all this toilet humour you seem to encourage?
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Postby John Mc » Fri May 08, 2009 3:26 pm

Not another MASSIVE dark coloured pot?
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Re: What could possibly have gone wrong....??

Postby Crockel » Sat May 09, 2009 4:39 pm

John Mc Tiddler (Dogging Expert) wrote:was in the gents earlier and heard someone in one of the cubicles fart and quite obviously follow through but then heard him say "oh dear"....

As I walked back to my desk, I couldn't help but wonder what could have possibly gone awry if you are sitting over the toilet and followed through?

Bro? Any suggestions?


When he looked down to wipe he noticed two pairs of legs?
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Postby Anders_WR1 » Sat May 09, 2009 5:01 pm

WR1 Bro wrote:I remember being in a caravan on a drunken holiday with a few lads. One drunk mate went into the "small" toilet and sat on the toilet emptying his bowls... You know what it is like after a few days of drinking... it sort of shoots out with intermittent gas explosions and tends to be rather sloppy?

Anyway, in his drunken state he'd forgot to lift the toilet lid... Walls, floor, sink, mirror, shower area, toothbrushes were ALL splattered.


I remember a party, where this numpty stood up, walked to the corner of the room and starting pissing all over my mates 12" vinyl collection thinking he was in the bog :shock:

In the morning he claimed he couldn't remember anything, but as there was a room full of witnesses, he had to scrub the p1ss of all the records :rofl:

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Postby WR1 Bro » Sat May 09, 2009 11:24 pm

Anders_WR1 wrote:
WR1 Bro wrote:I remember being in a caravan on a drunken holiday with a few lads. One drunk mate went into the "small" toilet and sat on the toilet emptying his bowls... You know what it is like after a few days of drinking... it sort of shoots out with intermittent gas explosions and tends to be rather sloppy?

Anyway, in his drunken state he'd forgot to lift the toilet lid... Walls, floor, sink, mirror, shower area, toothbrushes were ALL splattered.


I remember a party, where this numpty stood up, walked to the corner of the room and starting pissing all over my mates 12" vinyl collection thinking he was in the bog :shock:

In the morning he claimed he couldn't remember anything, but as there was a room full of witnesses, he had to scrub the p1ss of all the records :rofl:

and no, it wasn't me.


Quality...

As students I remember stopping over at a mates house and taking my bro with me. My bro and I were sleeping on the floor.

Mr bro stood up and pissed over the end of my mates bed before opening one of the draws in his bed side cabinet and pissing there too... I recall rolling over and going back to sleep thinking "fair play, I now know where the bog is".
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Postby Foley » Sat May 09, 2009 11:40 pm

Try being to wasted and rubbing your mates balls and thinking there yours lol, Shit happens :lol:
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Postby WR1 Bro » Sun May 10, 2009 7:21 am

Foley wrote:Try being to wasted and rubbing your mates balls and thinking there yours lol, Shit happens :lol:


WTF? PMSL
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Postby WR 1mposter » Sun May 10, 2009 7:32 pm

WR1 Bro wrote:
Foley wrote:Try being to wasted and rubbing your mates balls and thinking there yours lol, Shit happens :lol:


WTF? PMSL


:shock: :shock: :shock:

Something slurp slurp choke would welcome me thinks :lol:
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Postby WR 1mposter » Sun May 10, 2009 7:35 pm

WR1 Bro wrote:
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WR1 Bro wrote:I remember being in a caravan on a drunken holiday with a few lads. One drunk mate went into the "small" toilet and sat on the toilet emptying his bowls... You know what it is like after a few days of drinking... it sort of shoots out with intermittent gas explosions and tends to be rather sloppy?

Anyway, in his drunken state he'd forgot to lift the toilet lid... Walls, floor, sink, mirror, shower area, toothbrushes were ALL splattered.


I remember a party, where this numpty stood up, walked to the corner of the room and starting pissing all over my mates 12" vinyl collection thinking he was in the bog :shock:

In the morning he claimed he couldn't remember anything, but as there was a room full of witnesses, he had to scrub the p1ss of all the records :rofl:

and no, it wasn't me.


Quality...

As students I remember stopping over at a mates house and taking my bro with me. My bro and I were sleeping on the floor.

Mr bro stood up and pissed over the end of my mates bed before opening one of the draws in his bed side cabinet and pissing there too... I recall rolling over and going back to sleep thinking "fair play, I now know where the bog is".


Stayed over at my old footie mates place after a evening of spoofing for port and brandy..... followed thru on his sofa, put his dog on the sofa an slept on the floor :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby John Mc » Mon May 11, 2009 7:08 am

WR 1mpostor (aka number 1 moderator) wrote:
Stayed over at my old footie mates place after a evening of spoofing for port and brandy..... followed thru on his sofa, put his dog on the sofa an slept on the floor :lol: :lol: :lol:


FPMSL - Did the dog get the blame?
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Postby WR1 Bro » Mon May 11, 2009 7:16 am

John Mc Tiddler (Dogging Expert) wrote:
WR 1mpostor (aka number 1 moderator) wrote:
Stayed over at my old footie mates place after a evening of spoofing for port and brandy..... followed thru on his sofa, put his dog on the sofa an slept on the floor :lol: :lol: :lol:


FPMSL - Did the dog get the blame?


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Postby The Swede » Mon May 11, 2009 9:45 am

WR1 Bro wrote:I remember being in a caravan on a drunken holiday with a few lads. One drunk mate went into the "small" toilet and sat on the toilet emptying his bowls... You know what it is like after a few days of drinking... it sort of shoots out with intermittent gas explosions and tends to be rather sloppy?

Anyway, in his drunken state he'd forgot to lift the toilet lid... Walls, floor, sink, mirror, shower area, toothbrushes were ALL splattered.



You in a caravan?? :shock:

:rofl: Busted !
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Postby WR1 Bro » Mon May 11, 2009 9:55 am

The Swede wrote:
WR1 Bro wrote:I remember being in a caravan on a drunken holiday with a few lads. One drunk mate went into the "small" toilet and sat on the toilet emptying his bowls... You know what it is like after a few days of drinking... it sort of shoots out with intermittent gas explosions and tends to be rather sloppy?

Anyway, in his drunken state he'd forgot to lift the toilet lid... Walls, floor, sink, mirror, shower area, toothbrushes were ALL splattered.



You in a caravan?? :shock:

:rofl: Busted !


As it happens, I was staying in a tent.
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Postby The Swede » Mon May 11, 2009 5:42 pm

WR1 Bro wrote:
The Swede wrote:
:rofl: Busted !


As it happens, I was staying in a tent.


:toofunny: :bang: :rofl:

FPMSL !!!

PS: Fancy coming to Southern France for few days this summer? I got a tent available ;)
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