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Postby WR1 Bro » Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:48 am

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Postby John Mc » Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:51 am

Brilliant idea!!

I like the pillow on the P1. - gotta be more cost effective when they get robbed.
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Postby POESY » Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:04 pm

Isnt that just taking things a bit too serious :roll:

Just take up 2 spaces :D
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Postby danr55 » Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:18 pm

FFS. I mean seriously? Someone would nick them the first time you use them and/or find the gap between them to get the edge of their door into. and they look :dickhead:
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Postby WR1 Bro » Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:18 pm

POESY wrote:Isnt that just taking things a bit too serious :roll:

Just take up 2 spaces :D


I'm with you there Pudsey... Never let it be said that a cock doesn't have a brain.
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Postby Megaman » Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:22 pm

WR1 Bro wrote:I'm with you there Pudsey... Never let it be said that a cock doesn't have a brain.


Yer isnt that the truth mate 8)

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Postby The Swede » Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:32 pm

WR1 Bro wrote:
POESY wrote:Isnt that just taking things a bit too serious :roll:

Just take up 2 spaces :D


I'm with you there Pudsey... Never let it be said that a cock doesn't have a brain.


Talking about cocks... Here are two of them.

They should make you guys honorary Dutchmen.

If I see someone a w*nker taking two spaces with his sh1tmobile, I park at 2cm of the drivers door, if I can squeeze in between.
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Postby WR1 Bro » Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:34 pm

The Swede wrote:
WR1 Bro wrote:
POESY wrote:Isnt that just taking things a bit too serious :roll:

Just take up 2 spaces :D


I'm with you there Pudsey... Never let it be said that a cock doesn't have a brain.


Talking about cocks... Here are two of them.

They should make you guys honorary Dutchmen.

If I see someone a w*nker taking two spaces with his sh1tmobile, I park at 2cm of the drivers door, if I can squeeze in between.


Swirls would be the least of your problems.
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Postby Megaman » Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:42 pm

The Swede wrote:If I see someone a w*nker taking two spaces with his sh1tmobile, I park at 2cm of the drivers door, if I can squeeze in between.


But then how do you get out?
Or do you just sit and wait to bite the head off the ignorant twat thats taken 2 spaces? :lol:
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Postby POESY » Thu Apr 23, 2009 1:36 pm

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If I see someone a w*nker taking two spaces with his sh1tmobile, I park at 2cm of the drivers door, if I can squeeze in between.


Whatever floats your boat :lol:
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Postby SPIKE LIKE MIKE » Thu Apr 23, 2009 5:35 pm

I wonder if they are fireproof?

i know when i was alot younger that would be such a tempation to just set them alight!
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Postby John Mc » Thu Apr 23, 2009 5:37 pm

Spike "THE LEGEND" Mike XXX wrote:I wonder if they are fireproof?

i know when i was alot younger that would be such a tempation to just set them alight!


:shock:
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Postby SPIKE LIKE MIKE » Thu Apr 23, 2009 5:38 pm

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Spike "THE LEGEND" Mike XXX wrote:I wonder if they are fireproof?

i know when i was alot younger that would be such a tempation to just set them alight!


:shock:


i had a fascination with burning things.....

Condoms full of lighter fluid were the best when hurled from a 1st floor window!
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Postby John Mc » Thu Apr 23, 2009 5:41 pm

Spike "THE LEGEND" Mike XXX wrote:
John Mc Tiddler (Dogging Expert) wrote:
Spike "THE LEGEND" Mike XXX wrote:I wonder if they are fireproof?

i know when i was alot younger that would be such a tempation to just set them alight!


:shock:


i had a fascination with burning things.....

Condoms full of lighter fluid were the best when hurled from a 1st floor window!


:omg:
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Postby SPIKE LIKE MIKE » Thu Apr 23, 2009 5:43 pm

John Mc Tiddler (Dogging Expert) wrote:
Spike "THE LEGEND" Mike XXX wrote:
John Mc Tiddler (Dogging Expert) wrote:
Spike "THE LEGEND" Mike XXX wrote:I wonder if they are fireproof?

i know when i was alot younger that would be such a tempation to just set them alight!


:shock:


i had a fascination with burning things.....

Condoms full of lighter fluid were the best when hurled from a 1st floor window!


:omg:


Any I suppose you were an angel!! :lol:
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Postby John Mc » Thu Apr 23, 2009 5:51 pm

Yep :lol:

We actually set fire to our student kitchen for a 'controlled' joke with lighter fuel.

When we used the fire extinguisher to put the flames out, it was the moment I depressed the lever things took a turn for the worse and we had to call the fire brigade out..... amazing how chip pans "go up" when you aren't using them :wink:
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Postby CAVEMAN » Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:12 pm

ha ha...had a similar experience at uni too..

We were lighting up a can of hairspray for flame throwing abilities and accidentally set fire to the curtains!!

Never seen our flat mate run so fast for the CO2 cannister!! Like a snow covered wilderness afterwards!!
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Postby John Mc » Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:15 pm

:lol: Brilliant Andy!!

[note to self: don't let andy near the car with hairspray]
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Postby WR 1mposter » Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:53 pm

The Swede wrote:
WR1 Bro wrote:
POESY wrote:Isnt that just taking things a bit too serious :roll:

Just take up 2 spaces :D


I'm with you there Pudsey... Never let it be said that a cock doesn't have a brain.


Talking about cocks... Here are two of them.

They should make you guys honorary Dutchmen.

If I see someone a w*nker taking two spaces with his sh1tmobile, I park at 2cm of the drivers door, if I can squeeze in between.


Sometimes sweede you are such a knob !
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Postby EVO 3695 » Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:52 pm

POESY wrote:Isnt that just taking things a bit too serious :roll:

Just take up 2 spaces :D


I always park in the mother and toddler spaces,my WR1 more important than them things in prams !!!!!!
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Postby danr55 » Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:02 am

EVO 3695 wrote:
POESY wrote:Isnt that just taking things a bit too serious :roll:

Just take up 2 spaces :D


I always park in the mother and toddler spaces,my WR1 more important than them things in prams !!!!!!


I did that the other day and got absolutely bollocked by a woman with a kid as I'd taken the last space, I dont normally do it but the other spaces were miles away! She was so unhappy!
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Postby WR1 Bro » Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:41 am

danr55 wrote:
EVO 3695 wrote:
POESY wrote:Isnt that just taking things a bit too serious :roll:

Just take up 2 spaces :D


I always park in the mother and toddler spaces,my WR1 more important than them things in prams !!!!!!


I did that the other day and got absolutely bollocked by a woman with a kid as I'd taken the last space, I dont normally do it but the other spaces were miles away! She was so unhappy!


Disabled people pi55 me off when they park in Parent and child spots. Most places have a 1/4 of parent and child spots to disabled spots.
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Postby John Mc » Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:42 am

danr55 wrote:
EVO 3695 wrote:
POESY wrote:Isnt that just taking things a bit too serious :roll:

Just take up 2 spaces :D


I always park in the mother and toddler spaces,my WR1 more important than them things in prams !!!!!!


I did that the other day and got absolutely bollocked by a woman with a kid as I'd taken the last space, I dont normally do it but the other spaces were miles away! She was so unhappy!


Excellent Dan!! Was she walking away shouting abuse at you? Makes me laugh when people hurl abuse walking in the opposite direction :lol:
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Postby danr55 » Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:44 am

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EVO 3695 wrote:
POESY wrote:Isnt that just taking things a bit too serious :roll:

Just take up 2 spaces :D


I always park in the mother and toddler spaces,my WR1 more important than them things in prams !!!!!!


I did that the other day and got absolutely bollocked by a woman with a kid as I'd taken the last space, I dont normally do it but the other spaces were miles away! She was so unhappy!


Excellent Dan!! Was she walking away shouting abuse at you? Makes me laugh when people hurl abuse walking in the opposite direction :lol:


I can still hear her cursing now! It was a proper steam coming out of her ears situation! I can just imagine her recalling the story of this ignorant twat in a Subaru stealing HER car parking space to all her friends for days to come, so I thought it only fair to share it with you too! PMSL
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Postby WR1 Bro » Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:44 am

Bad form Dan
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Postby CAVEMAN » Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:10 am

they just don't understand that the car is OUR baby!!

could just buy a small car seat and pretend that mother and baby are already in there shopping!
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Postby WR1 Bro » Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:19 am

CAVEMAN wrote:they just don't understand that the car is OUR baby!!

could just buy a small car seat and pretend that mother and baby are already in there shopping!


Thats why I take Spike shopping with me. I get him out the car and carry him to the story. I just tell everyone that my boy has had a hard life.
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Postby John Mc » Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:56 am

Does Spike like near you Bro?
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Postby WR1 Bro » Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:03 am

John Mc Tiddler (Dogging Expert) wrote:Does Spike like near you Bro?


No mate. He is one of those wimpy southern jezzabells.
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Postby John Mc » Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:43 am

That's what I thought but wondered why you would be taking him shopping in a surreal joke kind of way...?! :lol:
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