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HOLY FOOK!!!!
dont know if any of use have seen this before but its quite freaky...
http://www.gixxer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=242261 poor guy ver9 grey blobeye sti
Darwin was a clever man.
[Just incase this gets lost in translation, I am not slandering you, I know people can be sensitive to these harsh words.]
Fookin hell
Very lucky just the tips got mashed, bit of a stupid thing to do though! I nipped one of my fingers cleaning the chain & mechs on my mountain bike which was sore enough lol, always remove the chain to clean it now.
Thats nasty .The only thing i did finger wise was rounding the corners of aluminum chequred plate shaped for a tractor unit fuel tank and some how caught my middle finger of my left hand in between the gaurd and and spining grinding disk put a very deep groove in my finger were the light half moon on your finger nail is .Did not bleed or hurt at the time ended up in Ae for a xray to see if i had caught the bone .Then back to Ae for my finger to be cleaned you sweat a bit when the doctor comes at your finger with this needle and it aint little in diameter and injects you twice in each side of your finger .That was over 3 years ago i think .My finger nail grew back but grows a funny shape .
05 REG JDM Sti zl
dipsy my mate's finger is the same,when he was young he dropped a drain cover on it and it cut the end of the his finger off,his nail is now curled.
ver9 grey blobeye sti
wot a idiot! i wouldnt even let that dude near my cambelt!
 
reminds me to stop biting my nails !
 2007 BMW M5
2004 Petter Solberg STi
yeah me too. He's not an idiot he is just extremely special 98 DC2 Integra type R
00 Audi TT 180 Coupe 03 DC5 Integra typeR 02 Alfa spider V6 01 Honda s2000 03 Audi TT 225 roadster 02 Porsche Boxster S 06 porsche Cayman 04 Subaru Impreza STi WR1 Now: 07 BMW Z4M
Anybody on here injured themselves in a stupid or horrific way? I have but I'm a bit ashamed to tell details.
Well i was once having a wank with a jubilee clip round my balls and a tie rap on my bellend and..................................................................... Nah unfortunatly niente mos amigo!!! What happened to you like  98 DC2 Integra type R
00 Audi TT 180 Coupe 03 DC5 Integra typeR 02 Alfa spider V6 01 Honda s2000 03 Audi TT 225 roadster 02 Porsche Boxster S 06 porsche Cayman 04 Subaru Impreza STi WR1 Now: 07 BMW Z4M
I have literally "shot myself in the foot" 
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Problems, how did you manage that do they not require to be pressed against the object before the safety comes off??
That would be so so so so sore. I know someone who was cutting common bricks with a Stihl saw and chopped of his toes at an angle and the movement of the blade melted his trainers to the stumps and litterly was wire brushed of them AAAAAAAGGGHHHHH even thinking about it!!! 98 DC2 Integra type R
00 Audi TT 180 Coupe 03 DC5 Integra typeR 02 Alfa spider V6 01 Honda s2000 03 Audi TT 225 roadster 02 Porsche Boxster S 06 porsche Cayman 04 Subaru Impreza STi WR1 Now: 07 BMW Z4M
I had been using it for a while and it's a fair weight so you tend to let it rest in your hand as you carry it inc the trigger finger.(what I'm trying to say is I was holding down the trigger
 ) and as I walked around the base I was making I stumbled and bashed the nozzle part of the side of my boot......bang 4" nail in under my right ankle at an angle coming out the bottom of my foot. 
Not as bad as the saw bloke though that sounds 
i nearly lost arm/life when i was on an anchor handler offshore africa.
had a knot in a chaser wire on the anchor (87mm wire)and it was a tight ball. so we had to burn through it to unravel it. on the first burn the wire snapped with 2 strands still untouched and it caught the gas axe and pulled me toward it and under. one of the lads had ahold of me back and yanked be backwards and i dropped the gas axe. the chaser only caught my hand and shoulder but the main weight missed me.....just. i got away with it and only got a very sore bruised shoulder and a hand i could not feel for a while. i burned the 2rnd burn using a 12 foot pole and strapped the gas axe to it and burned through. it came about 5 foot off the deck as it unraveled. i have pics and will try to get them on if anyone is interested. might be tomorrow morning if i can find them. Gracing the drive.....BMW M3 E92 with all the toys!/Integra DC5/ Integra DC2 race car/BMW X5
gone...Impreza RB320 No 112 gone...Impreza WR1 No 84 gone...Civic Type R EP3 gone...Seat Leon Cupra 225 gone...Civic Type R EP3 gone...(shed with weels)
Fook you were lucky! that sounds like a right twitchy arse moment! Shows how easy it is for an accident to happen.
How did you work the lever on the burning gear to get more oxygen when its on a 12 foot pole ??? Never called it a gas axe always burning gear 05 REG JDM Sti zl
I got pissed up at a mate's party and thought it would be funny to throw one of the girl's there in his fishpond. I threw her in but fell in after her and managed to headbutt the fountain in the middle of the pond. Not only did I get a massive slap round the face (deserved! ) blood also run out the cut in my head at a rate of knots (not deserved )
I still remember sat in Casualty now absolutely soaked in water and blood and all the other drunks coming in, finding out what I had done and pissing themselves laughing. The Doctor was satisfied I had partaken in sufficient quantities of Jack Daniells to do away with the need for anaesthetic whilst he put the stitches in
i used the same wonderfull stuff that fixed it to the pole.....gaffer tape. i set up the burn then strapped it to the pole then used gaffer tape to keep the oxygen on full burn. crude and slower but efffective as it does not give it a chance to heat the metal up before giving it yeeehaa with the oxygen.
Gracing the drive.....BMW M3 E92 with all the toys!/Integra DC5/ Integra DC2 race car/BMW X5
gone...Impreza RB320 No 112 gone...Impreza WR1 No 84 gone...Civic Type R EP3 gone...Seat Leon Cupra 225 gone...Civic Type R EP3 gone...(shed with weels)
just gone through my memory stick and not on it i will put it on on sunday. i know its on file at home.
as on rig till friday then on piss friday through sunday afternoon
dinner and comedy club booked for saturday and always go on the shot on the way home! so going to stay on it to avoid hangover.  Gracing the drive.....BMW M3 E92 with all the toys!/Integra DC5/ Integra DC2 race car/BMW X5
gone...Impreza RB320 No 112 gone...Impreza WR1 No 84 gone...Civic Type R EP3 gone...Seat Leon Cupra 225 gone...Civic Type R EP3 gone...(shed with weels)
I nailed my thumb with a framing gun to a 4x2 whilst framing my loft conversion, nail hit a knot in the wood and came out the side, granted I shouldn't have been holding anywhere near the point I was nailing!! Also electricuted myself 415v phase to phase accross my wrists (and through the heart) whilst I was installing a linac (radiotherapy machinery)in Nigeria... I was in a hospital at the time installing this equipment so I stood a chance after I couldn't let go and my mate working with me had to whack me with a wooden plank to push me away!! [Just incase this gets lost in translation, I am not slandering you, I know people can be sensitive to these harsh words.]
nigeria.
a place i vowed i would never ever go again. twice i was there port harcourt/onne port and i had to go to lagos to get a flight out the 2nd time, nigerian local airline to get from port harcourt to lagos feck me that was some flight!!!!! i got put on the wrong chopper and ended up on a drill ship 2.5 hours from where i was suposed to be got the chopper back then spent 2 days in a safe house with becks and bannanas for company then got put on the wrong boat for a lift 3 days spent on there. then i spat my dummy out!!! went onto another boat for a lift 8 hours out got onto a pipelaying barge (lb 200) then finally on to the boat i was going to. then could not get a relief and christmas was coming finally got off late. but chopper was delayed so pilot dropped me off at the airport as i was going to miss my flight. as we went passed. fecking loonies!! got internal fllight got to lagos domestic to be met with a million eyes and teeth (it was night time) with no agent to meet me. finally agent and armed guard arrived out of the crowd. had no flight to paris as problem with booking. fecking went nuts and demanded any flight to anywhere out of africa. managed to get a seat to paris and more problems with tickets finally got to edinburgh and bags never made it.
F*ck nigeria! Gracing the drive.....BMW M3 E92 with all the toys!/Integra DC5/ Integra DC2 race car/BMW X5
gone...Impreza RB320 No 112 gone...Impreza WR1 No 84 gone...Civic Type R EP3 gone...Seat Leon Cupra 225 gone...Civic Type R EP3 gone...(shed with weels)
So other than that it was okay? At least the weather was nice
yea go outside get malaria!
Gracing the drive.....BMW M3 E92 with all the toys!/Integra DC5/ Integra DC2 race car/BMW X5
gone...Impreza RB320 No 112 gone...Impreza WR1 No 84 gone...Civic Type R EP3 gone...Seat Leon Cupra 225 gone...Civic Type R EP3 gone...(shed with weels)
Sounds like it's the arsehole of the world that place. You should read the book Dont tell my Mum I work on the rigs, some funny stories about working on the rigs in various places including Nigeria.
Pity cause I had an interesting business offer came through my email from there, looks like I could have been a millionaire by the end of the week 
yea i have had a few of them i have heard of that book i will get one when i get home. there are 2 good things i can think of about africa one is the fishing , (best in the world by far) off angola is amazing!!!! and the 2nd is the plane home
i have worked all over it nigeria, cameroon, equitorial guinea, angola, moritania (can never remember how to spell that one), south africa. pretty much every shite hole in the planet. have worked in some good ones, carribean, usa, far east all around europe, asia. Gracing the drive.....BMW M3 E92 with all the toys!/Integra DC5/ Integra DC2 race car/BMW X5
gone...Impreza RB320 No 112 gone...Impreza WR1 No 84 gone...Civic Type R EP3 gone...Seat Leon Cupra 225 gone...Civic Type R EP3 gone...(shed with weels)
Sounds like you need to sack your travel arranger Bono
I spent 3 months in Nigeria, what a sheeeat hole!! I know what you mean about the airport, gives a new meaning to the word 'begging'... All the ground staff there are corrupt to fook, they'll nick anything!! Even though we had work permits stamped in our passports from the Nigerian High Embassy in London, the local officials still wanted us to "buy" work permits and we weren't allowed to start work until we paid them, robbing fu*kwits. I'm not surprised Africa is so fooked up, people there can't find their own arse with both hands (assuming they haven't been chopped off!) totally useless, armed guards made me laugh though, to coin a phrase "piss up in a brewery"... springs to mind!! I bought my own gun... [Just incase this gets lost in translation, I am not slandering you, I know people can be sensitive to these harsh words.]
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