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Chainsaws....I was bored and decided the spikey 50ft monkeypuzzle and apple tree needed to be punished so I just ordere a chainsaw............
Excuse my future spelling as i suspect I may be missing a limb or at least a digit or 2 very shortly....since I have issues handling a screwdriver, i reacon im in rite old trouble! Anything to watch out for except the blades? Pictures before and after large bonfire to follow Crash bang wollop!!
No caps, full limbs only! Im actually really scared....dont suppose that will help If u met me you know its really not a good idea Crash bang wollop!!
3 rite wankers there mate, the human gene pool went stagnant and fell rite off the "human" DNA trail! Crash bang wollop!!
If you struggle with a screwdriver I'd stay well away from a chainsaw mate. Invest in some full chaps (not gay mates) and get someone who knows which end to hold the chainsaw to show you what to look out for.
The common tips would be don't use the tip of the chainsaw and don't press too hard otherwise you will experience kick-back (a bit like when you are bumming your boyfriend and the arse clenches) but this type of kick back will probably result in you losing a limb unless you are wearing your chaps (I know you'll get confused with this terminology) Good luck, if all else fails.... £250 per video clip to help pay for the hospital bills
This will be Spike : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4ppflolWAo
Protect your chap, with buying some chaps!!!
seriously though, I'd invest in some mate.... http://www.cspforestry.com/Labonville_Kevlar_Chainsaw_Chaps_p/KevlarChaps.htm
I'd pay to watch Spike using a chainsaw so long as I was protected from the unstable boy by a shark cage.
I often see my neighbour in full kevler body protection including gloves & face shield whilst fannying about with his electric chainsaw trying to chop up swan vesta sized logs meanwhile im over the fence with my 50cc Husqvarna dressed in shorts & t shirts reducing mighty oaks with wood chippings flying everywhere.
Just you show the saw who's the boss Spikee Mikee The WR1 be safe in the knowledge that, short of strapping yourself to an Acme rocket, there's no quicker way to get from A to B.
But doesn't your neighbour stand on his own 2 legs instead of sitting on 4 wheels?
Its been "shipped" wohooooo
Thanks for the advice, i've called a mate in to "help", an "estate agent" mate 999 ready to dial.... haha Crash bang wollop!!
You failed The WR1 be safe in the knowledge that, short of strapping yourself to an Acme rocket, there's no quicker way to get from A to B.
hi mate ,i used to work in the woods(i said WORK!) be very careful,even if you think youve mastered it things can go wrong get all the gear and watch somebody who knows what there doing,but hey there bloody brilliant ,when there sharp,so keep it sharp good luck
it is better to have had a wr1 and lost it than never to have one at all.
2 days solid and I retain all digits!!
What I didnt bargain on was approx 3 skips worth of trees n bushes, i got "into the moment" with the saw next thin u know all the apples are on the floor with the branches...pmsl...and all the bushes/shrubs..."what bushes !! Been furiously burnin!!! Crash bang wollop!!
I've p***ed myself larfing at this thread !!!!
Cheers guys. It just needs the odd photo................ and judging by what's been said, there SHOULD be something odd about !
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